tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-342770372024-03-15T20:09:41.511-05:00BRASS MONKEY H3Hashing every other Saturday from Feb. 6th 2010 to eternity!!!Donnie The Retardhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12572413912706230047noreply@blogger.comBlogger396125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34277037.post-42116457132697792162024-03-12T07:21:00.009-05:002024-03-12T09:37:57.956-05:00The Green Dress Run and an Analversary for 69!!!<p> </p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhE4GItcY6WvVfLnqd9psnPFVwygTXoPKYuMJem-ADn0bkkPAdgdlGC4w6IZFDrilkkpS4OHOV_0um6-WztG5XstPe8D7iRLOmRu8-Q6pYAR5s4x8ipQQ2AIQuhXqGV-u-rVGTXh6S6IQ1s1G7Dj8T1wP2enjl1IzTtR-g-xr3h7hPidlfah1AH_Q/s1908/Trail%20369.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1146" data-original-width="1908" height="290" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhE4GItcY6WvVfLnqd9psnPFVwygTXoPKYuMJem-ADn0bkkPAdgdlGC4w6IZFDrilkkpS4OHOV_0um6-WztG5XstPe8D7iRLOmRu8-Q6pYAR5s4x8ipQQ2AIQuhXqGV-u-rVGTXh6S6IQ1s1G7Dj8T1wP2enjl1IzTtR-g-xr3h7hPidlfah1AH_Q/w483-h290/Trail%20369.jpg" width="483" /></a></div><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div> <p></p><p> </p><h1>****Lots of hare dates open!! SIGN UP NOW!<br /><a href="https://teambrassmonkey.blogspot.com/2023/11/2024-hare-signups.html">https://teambrassmonkey.blogspot.com/2023/11/2024-hare-signups.html</a></h1><p> </p><h1>BMH3 #369 – 3/16/2024: The Green Dress Run and an Analversary for 69!!!</h1><p><br /></p><h3>When:</h3><p>Saturday, March Sixteenth TwentyTwentyfour<br />• Main Pack 2PM show, 2:30PM Go<br />• Manned Beer Check!<br /><br /></p><h3>Where:</h3><div><div>That parking lot at the dead end of old riley fuzzel rd</div><div>1307 Riley Fuzzell Rd, Spring, TX 77386</div><div><br /></div></div><p>30.09337215624741, -95.40564508348992<br /><br /></p><h2>Hares:</h2><p>Cocktor Spork - KatchUp - Twinkle Toes? <br /><br /></p><h3>Sidenote:</h3><p>FROM THE HARES:<br /><br />It's finally time for all of us to go nose-diving together into that glorious cusp of the V that is our legs. This amazing trail is hared by three hares with plenty of great shiggy trails under their belt, so expect some damn good shiggy. We are looking at a nice and easy 4-6 mile trail with the potential for two beer checks. The weather leading up to and on the day of is looking a bit wet; if that is the case, we could be looking at an adventure float down Spring Creek. Make sure to bring some kind of flotation device in the event we get to float. We will have a dog-friendly trail, but unfortunately, no floating for your furry friends unless you want them to</p><p><span style="font-size: medium;">Song from the Hares:</span></p><p><span style="font-size: medium;">(Melody - 369 Cupid ft. B.O.B)</span></p><p>Three, six, nine the Monkey drank wine</p><p>The monkey smoked the dope on the street car line </p><p>And the line broke and the monkey got chocked</p><p>And they all went to heaven in a lil' inflatable float ((clap, clap))</p><p>Ladies and gentlemen I'm about to make you feel alright</p><p>I've got the beat to move your feet plus I know just what you like,</p><p>Rough shiggy ahead, in your sight</p><p>Let's make another monkey and drink all night</p><p><br /><br /></p><h3>Bring:</h3><p>WATER, IT IS starting to warmup!<br />Your fucking self and everything you need to survive a trail on your own.<br />Drinking vessels for Brass Monkeys at circle.<br /><br />Why: Because you like drinking, period.<br /><br /></p><h3>D’erections:</h3><p>FROM HOUSTON: Dont go in the neighborhood, from holzworth, drive down the dirt road until you see the parking lot.<br /><br /><br />Questions? Comments? Concerns? Sorry, can't hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry.)<br />Cocktor Spork's #: (832) 372-5133<br />KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141<br />0n-0n,<br />-=Twinkle Toes=-</p>Titty McGheehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15482123739675417393noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34277037.post-2836299822848089912024-02-28T20:36:00.000-06:002024-02-28T20:36:19.650-06:00BMH3 #368 – 3/2/2024: Womb Raiders birthday!<p></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgiTlqS-oDB3nFWKxyguuoOLfF2P0kE49izVAspxrmDofVogdDiPokJRLEVgywBDtKP_7wg_J6ivr04djNbceS8DJQbb1RX2inHT0kIMXliAAk6SpgKd4k8CTWVNpHiQ1kZq0aaRP20Ky4G_9TUtnsqtCJklftzKT5usfK_yUuz8P3jl9M3onC6/s1280/birthday%20monkey.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="720" data-original-width="1280" height="180" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgiTlqS-oDB3nFWKxyguuoOLfF2P0kE49izVAspxrmDofVogdDiPokJRLEVgywBDtKP_7wg_J6ivr04djNbceS8DJQbb1RX2inHT0kIMXliAAk6SpgKd4k8CTWVNpHiQ1kZq0aaRP20Ky4G_9TUtnsqtCJklftzKT5usfK_yUuz8P3jl9M3onC6/s320/birthday%20monkey.jpg" width="320" /></a></div><br /> <p></p><p> </p><h1 style="text-align: left;">****Lots of hare dates open!! SIGN UP NOW!<br /><a href="https://teambrassmonkey.blogspot.com/2023/11/2024-hare-signups.html">https://teambrassmonkey.blogspot.com/2023/11/2024-hare-signups.html</a></h1><p> </p><h1 style="text-align: left;">BMH3 #368 – 3/2/2024: Womb Raiders birthday!</h1><p><br /></p><h3 style="text-align: left;">When: </h3><p>Saturday, March Second TwentyTwentyfour<br />• Main Pack 2PM show, 2:30PM Go<br />• Manned Beer Check!<br /><br /></p><h3 style="text-align: left;">Where: </h3><p>Parking-Lake at Springwoods Village Nature Preserve<br />Trailhead by Exxon<br />24000 Holzwarth Rd, Spring, TX 77389<br /><a href="https://maps.app.goo.gl/nBxp2KwcN1FAvQ1D7">https://maps.app.goo.gl/nBxp2KwcN1FAvQ1D7</a><br />30.1029838112169, -95.45661527414569<br /><br /></p><h2 style="text-align: left;">Hares: </h2><p>Womb Raider<br /><br /></p><h3 style="text-align: left;">Sidenote:</h3><p>FROM THE HARES: <br /><br />Trail will be between 3-4 miles with plenty of shiggy and thorns. It is finally warm enough to get y’all wet so expect water crossings. There will be one manned beer check with tasty selections of beverages and one unmanned shot check (no guarantees shots will be tasty as Dresses with Wolves picked it out based solely on the coolness of the label). For circle I will be baking something (or let’s be honest more likely buying something) Birthday Cake like. Looking forward to punishing y’all with a great/shitty trail in honor of another year of survival and drinking for it!<br /><br /><br /></p><h3 style="text-align: left;">Bring:</h3><p>WATER, IT IS starting to warmup!<br />Your fucking self and everything you need to survive a trail on your own. <br />Drinking vessels for Brass Monkeys at circle.<br /><br />Why: Because you like drinking, period.<br /><br /></p><h3 style="text-align: left;">D’erections:</h3><p>FROM HOUSTON: Dont go in the neighborhood, from holzworth, drive down the dirt road until you see the parking lot.<br /><br /><br />Questions? Comments? Concerns? Sorry, can't hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry.)<br />Cocktor Spork's #: (832) 372-5133<br />KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141<br />0n-0n,<br />-=Twinkle Toes=- <br /></p>Twinkle Toeshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01244969337135598293noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34277037.post-8150885790416040722024-02-12T20:39:00.002-06:002024-02-12T20:39:31.333-06:00BMH3 #367 – 2/17/2024: TWINKLE TOES 40th birthday!! and Brass Monkey 14th anniversary CAMPOUT!<p> </p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjs3pTOY5UZ5-2I-uS7ZPsZw0XD2Cvkat_EatF2IPvVm9R-Rhu8h0IZGJRKhXnw65e5GQs0FrW4PslpytjrkL7y0cN2-WBcf2GeJlMRNCTbKe0AdMomaOGHUMbaGsY9zk2da8ALkSmw90BJ39oLrQ9lfpItYuSRggD5kFgQhhft1kjoP6bvad6Z/s2048/TTOES.jpg.jpeg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1536" data-original-width="2048" height="300" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjs3pTOY5UZ5-2I-uS7ZPsZw0XD2Cvkat_EatF2IPvVm9R-Rhu8h0IZGJRKhXnw65e5GQs0FrW4PslpytjrkL7y0cN2-WBcf2GeJlMRNCTbKe0AdMomaOGHUMbaGsY9zk2da8ALkSmw90BJ39oLrQ9lfpItYuSRggD5kFgQhhft1kjoP6bvad6Z/w400-h300/TTOES.jpg.jpeg" width="400" /></a></div><p></p><p><br /></p><h1 style="text-align: left;">****We need Hares in March and April!! SIGN UP NOW!<br /><a href="https://teambrassmonkey.blogspot.com/2023/11/2024-hare-signups.html">https://teambrassmonkey.blogspot.com/2023/11/2024-hare-signups.html</a></h1><div style="text-align: left;"> </div><div style="text-align: left;"><h1 style="text-align: left;">BMH3 #367 – 2/17/2024: TWINKLE TOES 40th birthday!! and Brass Monkey 14th anniversary CAMPOUT!</h1><br /><h3 style="text-align: left;">When: </h3>Saturday, February Seventeenth, TwoThousandandTwentyFour</div><div style="text-align: left;">•Camping: Anytime you want, I suggest early enough to setup camp before trail<br /></div><div style="text-align: left;">• Trail: Main Pack <b>NOON</b> show, <b>NOON:30PM Go</b><br />• Manned Beer Check!<br /><br /><h3 style="text-align: left;">Where: </h3><b>TRAIL:</b><br />Double Lake Hunter camp on NFSR 220<br />Forest Service Rd 220, Coldspring, TX 77331<br />30.5331790344169, -95.13466434168369<br /><a href="https://maps.app.goo.gl/sL1SAkKX35KajKNB7">https://maps.app.goo.gl/sL1SAkKX35KajKNB7</a><br /><br /><b>Camping:</b>Go read the Notes from the Hares!<br /><br /><h3 style="text-align: left;">Hare: </h3>TWINKLE TOES!!!!!!!<br /><br /><h3 style="text-align: left;">Sidenote:</h3>FROM THE HARES: <br /><b>TRAIL: </b> Trail will <b>gather at NOON</b>, Pack off at NOON:30! Trail will be 4 to 6 miles of glorious Sam Houston National Forest shiggy. I mean this area is just some of the best shiggy I have had the pleasure to scout and lay in a looooong time. Expect serious shiggy, if necessary, you will be able to bail at the beer checks. I highly recommend Shiggy Socks/pants, long sleeves,and bug spray, I found a tick on me afterwards.<br /><br /><b>CAMPING:</b> For the on after, we will be CAMPING!!!!! After circle beer runs out and hash snacks are gone, you're on your own! Bring Your Own EVERYTHING! You'll need to take care of yourself until you can pack up and leave sunday morning.<br />I highly recommend arriving a bit before trail and setting up your camp before trail. You can come as early as you want, even Friday!<br />These campsites are primitive, as in <b>bring a poop shovel </b>primitive!<br /><br />With the weather being a little soggy in the days beforehand, we have two options for campsite:<br /><a href="https://maps.app.goo.gl/sL1SAkKX35KajKNB7">30.5331790344169, -95.13466434168369 </a> The Start location campsite, it's nicer, but tends to become a bit muddy, so if it's too muddy, or crowded, we'll go to option B<br /><br />Option B will just be a little farther down NFSR 220: <a href="https://maps.app.goo.gl/t5CskfeMyLmNvAwHA">30.539560125179769, -95.1290570960769</a> It's closer to the road, but less pooling water, If we camp here we'll do CarFronts to the start of trail.<br /><br />I'll post and park my Jeep at whichever site I think we should use, but really whoever sets up tents first gets it.<br /><br /><br /><h3 style="text-align: left;">Bring:</h3>WATER, you're camping and running, you'll get thirsty!<br />FOOD you have to feed yourself dinner, and maybe breakfast depending how fast you leave Sunday.<br />BOOZE, circle beer won't last all night<br />FIREWOOD<br />SHELTER<br /><b>POOPSHOVEL!</b><br />Your fucking self and everything you need to survive a trail and camping on your own. <br />Drinking vessels for Brass Monkeys at circle.<br /><br />Why: Because you like drinking, period.<br /><br />D’erections:<br />FROM HOUSTON: Who do I look like, Spōrk? Fucking put the where into your phone and get your own directions.<br /><br /><br />Questions? Comments? Concerns? Sorry, can't hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry.)<br />Cocktor Spork's #: (832) 372-5133<br />KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141<br />0n-0n,<br />-=Twinkle Toes=- <br /></div><p></p>Twinkle Toeshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01244969337135598293noreply@blogger.com0Forest Service Rd 220, Coldspring, TX 77331, USA30.5333649 -95.13284582.2231310638211532 -130.28909579999998 58.843598736178848 -59.9765958tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34277037.post-71246664503055921142024-01-27T15:28:00.005-06:002024-01-27T15:29:24.507-06:00BMH3 #366 – 02/03/2024: 4get-me-nutz & Its A GOAT Throat<p> </p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjCVAQDPLK9Ja2oMnjfpFARHGoiIkCCg2WomceSj5L5mrPTmI6v0W06G68k36xJshOm5YV_HQCvhqqVEpu7mAE2hPs6KA_1taee_fMVeqhk0_0M8gGOwulPiGhxcNZ2DTYSc345pmdM8_x8hLw7ZEy9DPHJhbcFhsiHSuHq4r5Hq6DHqpjycfbZ/s900/monkey-nuts-carol-jadzia.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="506" data-original-width="900" height="180" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjCVAQDPLK9Ja2oMnjfpFARHGoiIkCCg2WomceSj5L5mrPTmI6v0W06G68k36xJshOm5YV_HQCvhqqVEpu7mAE2hPs6KA_1taee_fMVeqhk0_0M8gGOwulPiGhxcNZ2DTYSc345pmdM8_x8hLw7ZEy9DPHJhbcFhsiHSuHq4r5Hq6DHqpjycfbZ/s320/monkey-nuts-carol-jadzia.jpg" width="320" /></a></div><p></p><p><br /></p><h1 style="text-align: left;">****The rest of 2024 Trail signups are now available! SIGN UP NOW!<br />https://teambrassmonkey.blogspot.com/2023/11/2024-hare-signups.html</h1><p></p><p><br /></p><p><br /></p><p><br /></p><h1 style="text-align: left;">BMH3 #366 – 02/03/2024: 4get-me-nutz & Its A GOAT Throat</h1><p><br /></p><h3 style="text-align: left;">When: </h3><p>Saturday, February Third, TwoThousand and Twenty Four<br />• Main Pack 2PM show, 2:30PM Go<br /><br /></p><h3 style="text-align: left;">Where: </h3><p>South end Cul De Sac of Mesa Dr, Humble, TX 77396<br /><a href="https://maps.app.goo.gl/cWm7bPNwvEEAy8WH8">https://maps.app.goo.gl/cWm7bPNwvEEAy8WH8</a><br />29.92454993098769, -95.28004306775469<br /><br /></p><h3 style="text-align: left;">Hares: </h3><p>4get-me-nutz & Its A GOAT Throat<br /><br /></p><h3 style="text-align: left;">Sidenote:</h3><p>FROM THE HARES: <br />Trail will by A-to-A prime!!! Length 3.69 miles<br />Info: A mix of shiggy and NE Houston splendor! Lots of rough terrain, one section with scrambling up/down a hill, a BVC water crossing over a plank bridge, multiple instances of trespassing (j/k.. unless?), yeah folks we got it all! Should be dog friendly, but walkers need to be ready for difficult terrain, walking over broken glass/boards-with-nails, etc. Because of recent rain, there will likely be plenty of standing water and sogginess on trail. Plan accordingly!<br /><br /><br /></p><h3 style="text-align: left;">Bring:</h3><p>WATER, IT IS HOT!<br />Your fucking self and everything you need to survive a trail on your own. <br />Drinking vessels for Brass Monkeys at circle.<br /><br />Why: Because you like drinking, period.<br /><br /></p><h3 style="text-align: left;">D’erections:</h3><p>Turns out Nutz likes you and gave me directions to pass along!<br />Going eastbound on BW8 North loop, take Mesa Dr exit (first exist after 59, last free exit), turn right onto Mesa Dr and drive into the Fall Creek subdivision. Go past two pools and over a bridge and you’ll reach southern termination point of Mesa Dr. Look for hashers.<br /><br /><br /><br />Questions? Comments? Concerns? Sorry, can't hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry.)<br />Cocktor Spork's #: (832) 372-5133<br />KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141<br />0n-0n,<br />-=Twinkle Toes=-<br /></p>Twinkle Toeshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01244969337135598293noreply@blogger.com0Mesa Dr, Humble, TX 7739629.9246513 -95.2804640999999891.6144174638211553 -130.4367141 58.234885136178846 -60.124214099999989tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34277037.post-3233510542737645272024-01-15T08:28:00.006-06:002024-01-15T08:33:40.420-06:00 BMH3 #365 - 01/20/2024:CSI<p> </p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgN2i4HqiZw8TH1iovibLibTnDHEZj6nwdCI6v-DBkR2A-b6Y4p4XSezDsHvUUwxsZZ4C5h_eF_a6Zyw8vqtYCTnJcmXDNnyDmUCRK0QbwHCoaHN0uSAEDdufNWdGCc4nN_qYfax83UcSKA6QF-8tBSWT2oKMiijmw5yYYoSxvsL3lWgjbZy2J-/s1332/bow%20and%20arrow.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="850" data-original-width="1332" height="204" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgN2i4HqiZw8TH1iovibLibTnDHEZj6nwdCI6v-DBkR2A-b6Y4p4XSezDsHvUUwxsZZ4C5h_eF_a6Zyw8vqtYCTnJcmXDNnyDmUCRK0QbwHCoaHN0uSAEDdufNWdGCc4nN_qYfax83UcSKA6QF-8tBSWT2oKMiijmw5yYYoSxvsL3lWgjbZy2J-/s320/bow%20and%20arrow.jpg" width="320" /></a></div><br /><p></p><p> </p><h1 style="text-align: left;">****The rest of 2024 Trail signups are now available! SIGN UP NOW!<br />https://teambrassmonkey.blogspot.com/2023/11/2024-hare-signups.html</h1><h1 style="text-align: left;"> </h1><h1 style="text-align: left;"> </h1><h1 style="text-align: left;"> BMH3 #365 - 01/20/2024:CSI</h1><p><br /></p><h3 style="text-align: left;">When: </h3><p>Saturday, January twenty, TwentyTwentyFour<br />• Main Pack 2PM show, 2:30PM Go<br /><br /></p><h3 style="text-align: left;">Where: </h3><p>Carter Park<br />7221 Treaschwig Rd, Spring, TX 77373<br />https://maps.app.goo.gl/1evAy2HaFvPcBd7T6<br />30.05272974509469, -95.32650621483969<br /><br /></p><h3 style="text-align: left;">Hares: </h3><p>Cant Stop Inhaling (CSI)<br /><br /></p><h3 style="text-align: left;">Sidenote:</h3><p>FROM THE HARES: <br />No water crossings and length will be temperature dependent.<br /><br /></p><h3 style="text-align: left;">Bring:</h3><p>WARM CLOTHES, IT's cold!<br />Your fucking self and everything you need to survive a trail on your own. <br />Drinking vessels for Brass Monkeys at circle.<br /><br />Why: Because you like drinking, period.<br /><br />D’erections:<br />FROM HOUSTON: Who do I look like, Spōrk? Fucking put the where into your phone and get your own directions.<br /><br /><br />FROM Twinkle Toes:<br /><br />WE HAVE SURVIVED!! Since we're all vaccinated(you're vaccinated, right??!) and Covid numbers are going down like your Mom, the Brass Monkey hash will be returning to a more normal format! <br /><br />•YES we will have group start times!<br />•YES we will be having circles!<br />•YES we will have BEER AND MONKEYS!!!<br />•YES we will have $5 Hash Cash<br /><br />Buuuuuutttt since Covid isn't 100% gone we're going to have a few changes:<br /><br />•If covid numbers are up, Hares will lay trail A to A or A to A' - NO CARBACKS.<br />•Bring a drinking vessel! no more passing monkeys around the circle - and don't put the mouth of the 40 on the rim of your vessel.<br />•There will be hand sanitizer by the snacks and coolers. USE IT before touching common surfaces.<br />•Everyone has different comfort levels, if someone wants to keep their distance, or wear a mask, Respect their wishes.<br />•THE FRB helmet... how the fuck did we ever allow a cootie catcher like that to exist... Not sure<br /><br /><br />Questions? Comments? Concerns? Sorry, can't hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry.)<br />Cocktor Spork's #: (832) 372-5133<br />KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141<br />0n-0n,<br />-=Twinkle Toes=-</p>Twinkle Toeshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01244969337135598293noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34277037.post-82233279987253777602023-12-30T22:28:00.002-06:002023-12-31T16:56:27.386-06:00BMH3 #364 – 01/06/2024 - Up Chupped the Monkey from the coconut grove<p> </p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhmZzJd5mr0k5ABJIT8vkrhv61QtMKq5yys7v7uSd87wun0mcduWFbzRS2UDBZIm7r3yCrcN2Cd7uxTKOy317eFPqib2dMr_WQ-S5VX6CLY81TD4iK0XXfhmGAHOLR2QF-o_lwQRfjjcMsxfs-1L8Wwk2yG67If-ZNg7OnoaBEpDZkevbRckYahdA/s1193/halloween%202.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1164" data-original-width="1193" height="312" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhmZzJd5mr0k5ABJIT8vkrhv61QtMKq5yys7v7uSd87wun0mcduWFbzRS2UDBZIm7r3yCrcN2Cd7uxTKOy317eFPqib2dMr_WQ-S5VX6CLY81TD4iK0XXfhmGAHOLR2QF-o_lwQRfjjcMsxfs-1L8Wwk2yG67If-ZNg7OnoaBEpDZkevbRckYahdA/s320/halloween%202.jpg" width="320" /></a></div><br /><br /></div><br /><br /></div><br /><br /></div></div></div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /></div><p></p><h1>****2024 Trail signups are now available! SIGN UP NOW! We need Hares for THE NEXT TRAIL!!!!<br />https://teambrassmonkey.blogspot.com/2023/11/2024-hare-signups.html</h1><h1 dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 6pt; margin-top: 24pt;"><span style="background-color: black;"><span style="color: white;"><span face="Arial, sans-serif" style="font-size: 23pt; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-position: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space-collapse: preserve;">BMH3 #364 – 01/06/2024 - Up Chupped the Monkeys from the coconut grove</span></span></span></h1><h3 dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 4pt; margin-top: 14pt;"><span face="Arial, sans-serif" style="background-color: black; font-size: 13pt; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-position: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space-collapse: preserve;"><span style="color: white;"> When: </span></span></h3><h3><p dir="ltr" style="font-size: medium; font-weight: 400; line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span face="Arial, sans-serif" style="background-color: black; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-position: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space-collapse: preserve;"><span style="color: white;">Saturday, January Sixth, Two Thousand and Twenty Four</span></span></p><p dir="ltr" style="font-size: medium; font-weight: 400; line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span face="Arial, sans-serif" style="background-color: black; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-position: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space-collapse: preserve;"><span style="color: white;">• Main Pack 2PM show, 2:30pm GO</span></span></p><p dir="ltr" style="font-size: medium; font-weight: 400; line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span face="Arial, sans-serif" style="background-color: black; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-position: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space-collapse: preserve;"><span style="color: white;">• TWO Manned Beer Checks</span></span></p></h3><h3 dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 4pt; margin-top: 14pt;"><span face="Arial, sans-serif" style="background-color: black; font-size: 13pt; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-position: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space-collapse: preserve;"><span style="color: white;"> Where:</span></span></h3><h3><p dir="ltr" style="font-size: medium; font-weight: 400; line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span face="Arial, sans-serif" style="background-color: black; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-position: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space-collapse: preserve;"><span style="color: white;">23110 Fox Hunt Dr, Spring, TX 77389</span></span></p><p dir="ltr" style="font-size: medium; font-weight: 400; line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span face="Arial, sans-serif" style="background-color: black; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-position: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space-collapse: preserve;"><span style="color: white;">30.101133,-95.489442</span></span></p><p dir="ltr" style="font-size: medium; font-weight: 400; line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="background-color: black; color: white; font-size: 13pt; white-space-collapse: preserve;"><br /></span></p><p dir="ltr" style="font-size: medium; font-weight: 400; line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="background-color: black; color: white; font-size: 13pt; white-space-collapse: preserve;"><br /></span></p><p dir="ltr" style="font-size: medium; font-weight: 400; line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="background-color: black; color: white; font-size: 13pt; white-space-collapse: preserve;">Hares:</span></p></h3><h3><p dir="ltr" style="font-size: medium; font-weight: 400; line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span face="Arial, sans-serif" style="background-color: black; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-position: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space-collapse: preserve;"><span style="color: white;">KatchUp</span></span></p><p style="font-size: medium; font-weight: 400;"><span style="background-color: black;"><span style="color: white;"><br /></span></span><span face="Arial, sans-serif" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-size: 13pt; font-weight: 700; white-space-collapse: preserve;">Sidenote:</span></p><p style="font-size: medium; font-weight: 400;"><span face="Arial, sans-serif" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-size: 11pt; white-space-collapse: preserve;"> </span><span style="background-color: black; color: white; font-size: 11pt; white-space-collapse: preserve;">FROM THE HARES:</span></p><span style="background-color: black; font-size: 14.6667px; font-weight: 400; white-space-collapse: preserve;"><span style="color: white;">I know everyone's thinking it: new year, new me, right? Screw that! Let's keep being our fabulous mess of selves and start the new year off with a</span></span><span style="background-color: black; color: white; font-size: medium; font-weight: 400;"><span style="font-size: 11pt; white-space-collapse: preserve;"> trail that scratches that itchy taint. This years first BM</span></span><span style="background-color: black; color: white; font-size: 11pt; font-weight: 400; white-space-collapse: preserve;">H3 trail was clocked in at 5.25 miles but I am sure the racists will probably end up shaving it down to 2 miles. The trail is dog friendly and there will be dos cerveza cheques supplied with HOT CIDER(make it yourself)</span><p style="font-size: medium; font-weight: 400;"><span face="Arial, sans-serif" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-size: 11pt; white-space-collapse: preserve;">0n-0n bitches!</span></p><p style="font-size: medium; font-weight: 400;"><span face="Arial, sans-serif" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-size: 11pt; white-space-collapse: preserve;">Bring:</span></p><p dir="ltr" style="font-size: medium; font-weight: 400; line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span face="Arial, sans-serif" style="background-color: black; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-position: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space-collapse: preserve;"><span style="color: white;">Your fucking self and everything you need to survive a trail on your own. </span></span></p><p dir="ltr" style="font-size: medium; font-weight: 400; line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span face="Arial, sans-serif" style="background-color: black; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-position: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space-collapse: preserve;"><span style="color: white;">Drinking vessels for Brass Monkeys at circle.</span></span></p><p style="font-size: medium; font-weight: 400;"><span face="Arial, sans-serif" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-size: 11pt; white-space-collapse: preserve;">Why: Because you like drinking, period.</span></p><p style="font-size: medium; font-weight: 400;"><span face="Arial, sans-serif" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-size: 11pt; white-space-collapse: preserve;">D’erections:</span></p><p dir="ltr" style="font-size: medium; font-weight: 400; line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span face="Arial, sans-serif" style="background-color: black; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-position: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space-collapse: preserve;"><span style="color: white;">FROM HOUSTON: Who do I look like, Spōrk? Fucking look in the sky and follow the big airplanes north.</span></span></p><p style="font-size: medium; font-weight: 400;"><span style="background-color: black;"><span style="color: white;"><br /></span></span></p><p dir="ltr" style="font-size: medium; font-weight: 400; line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span face="Arial, sans-serif" style="background-color: black; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-position: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space-collapse: preserve;"><span style="color: white;">Questions? Comments? Concerns? Sorry, can't hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry.)</span></span></p><p dir="ltr" style="font-size: medium; font-weight: 400; line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span face="Arial, sans-serif" style="background-color: black; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-position: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space-collapse: preserve;"><span style="color: white;">Cocktor Spork's #: (832) 372-5133</span></span></p><p dir="ltr" style="font-size: medium; font-weight: 400; line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span face="Arial, sans-serif" style="background-color: black; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-position: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space-collapse: preserve;"><span style="color: white;">KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141</span></span></p><p style="font-size: medium; font-weight: 400;"><span style="background-color: black;"><span style="color: white;"><br /></span></span></p><p dir="ltr" style="font-size: medium; font-weight: 400; line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span face="Arial, sans-serif" style="background-color: black; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-position: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space-collapse: preserve;"><span style="color: white;">0n-0n Bitches,</span></span></p><p dir="ltr" style="font-weight: 400; line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="color: white;"><span style="background-color: black; font-size: 14.6667px; white-space-collapse: preserve;">KatchUp</span></span></p><p dir="ltr" style="font-size: medium; font-weight: 400; line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span face="Arial, sans-serif" style="background-color: black; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-position: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space-collapse: preserve;"><span style="color: white;"> </span></span></p><p dir="ltr" style="font-size: medium; font-weight: 400; line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span face="Arial, sans-serif" style="background-color: black; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-position: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space-collapse: preserve;"><span style="color: white;">The Brass Monkey Hash runs on the north side of town every other Saturday. For more information, see http://teambrassmonkey.blogspot.com/.</span></span></p><p style="font-size: medium; font-weight: 400;"><span style="background-color: black;"><span style="color: white;"><br /></span></span></p></h3>Titty McGheehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15482123739675417393noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34277037.post-70636280355764771422023-12-21T18:12:00.000-06:002023-12-21T18:12:13.434-06:00<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhCmxsdnmIJ_Ce27ZTXiLoZvlZv8KlB8DyxQW3uA2fpGsSDKPkVPQ8gEijzszU8EwBv-dZ7pBClKIW2WCdF0P3lsY1KywXGA2mgjySu7pRTcgvtgOumyMG3MHtf5BZ1l4ZrISZDM2b5APOnEjD1_BuBvS7tcPqO77HRPOoMGZfbCCrvC2mX-bwJfQ/s1024/Christmas%20Trail.png" imageanchor="1" style="background-color: black; margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><span style="color: white;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1024" data-original-width="1024" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhCmxsdnmIJ_Ce27ZTXiLoZvlZv8KlB8DyxQW3uA2fpGsSDKPkVPQ8gEijzszU8EwBv-dZ7pBClKIW2WCdF0P3lsY1KywXGA2mgjySu7pRTcgvtgOumyMG3MHtf5BZ1l4ZrISZDM2b5APOnEjD1_BuBvS7tcPqO77HRPOoMGZfbCCrvC2mX-bwJfQ/s320/Christmas%20Trail.png" width="320" /></span></a></div><span style="background-color: black;"><span style="color: white;"><br /></span></span><p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-left: 11pt; margin-right: 11pt; margin-top: 0pt; text-align: center;"><span style="background-color: black;"><span style="color: white;"><br /></span></span></p><p><b id="docs-internal-guid-d3d27011-7fff-b0f4-97cf-69bafc3c81ba" style="background-color: black; font-weight: normal;"><span style="color: white;"><br /></span></b></p><h1 dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 6pt; margin-top: 24pt;"><span style="background-color: black;"><span style="color: white;"><span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 23pt; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: 700; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"> BMH3 #363 – 12/23/2023 - The Second Ever Moon Over Monkies (MOM ™️ ®️ ©️) Trail!!!</span><span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 20pt; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: 700; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"> </span></span></span></h1><h3 dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 4pt; margin-top: 14pt;"><span style="background-color: black; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13pt; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: 700; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"><span style="color: white;"> When: </span></span></h3><p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="background-color: black; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 11pt; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: 400; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"><span style="color: white;">Saturday, December Twenty Third, Two Thousand and Twenty Three</span></span></p><p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="background-color: black; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 11pt; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: 400; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"><span style="color: white;">• Main Pack 7PM show, Live Hares 7:15pm GO</span></span></p><p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="background-color: black; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 11pt; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: 400; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"><span style="color: white;">• ONE Manned Beer Check</span></span></p><h3 dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 4pt; margin-top: 14pt;"><span style="background-color: black; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13pt; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: 700; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"><span style="color: white;"> Where:</span></span></h3><p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="background-color: black; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 11pt; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: 400; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"><span style="color: white;">3383 S Panther Creek Dr, The Woodlands, TX 77381</span></span></p><p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="background-color: black; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 11pt; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: 400; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"><span style="color: white;">(30.1546982, -95.4979049)</span></span></p><p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="background-color: black; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 11pt; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: 400; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"><span style="color: white;">This is the front by the pool. Cocktor Spork and Womb Raider</span></span></p><p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="background-color: black; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 11pt; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: 400; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"><span style="color: white;"> </span></span></p><p><b style="background-color: black; font-weight: normal;"><span style="color: white;"><br /></span></b></p><h3 dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 4pt; margin-top: 14pt;"><span style="background-color: black; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13pt; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: 700; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"><span style="color: white;">Hares:</span></span></h3><p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="background-color: black; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 11pt; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: 400; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"><span style="color: white;">Cocktor Spork and Womb Raider</span></span></p><p><b style="background-color: black; font-weight: normal;"><span style="color: white;"><br /></span></b><span style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13pt; font-weight: 700; white-space-collapse: preserve;">Sidenote:</span></p><p><span style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 11pt; white-space-collapse: preserve;"> TRAIL STARTS AT SEVEN FUCKING PM</span></p><p><b style="background-color: black; font-weight: normal;"><span style="color: white;"><br /></span></b></p><p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="background-color: black; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 11pt; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: 400; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"><span style="color: white;">FROM THE (H)AIRS:</span></span></p><p><span style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 11pt; white-space-collapse: preserve;">Ladies and gents, boys and girls, that time of year is upon us. That's right, we've run out of hares so Cocktor Spork and Womb Raider are left holding the bag to lay you bastards a trail. Since it is 12/23, we figure all kinds of people will be invited to family shit for some holiday, so we think it appropriate to give you all an out by throwing a hash! Not just any hash, but only the SECOND EVER Moon Over Monkies Hash. (MOM Hash ™️ ®️ ©️) </span></p><p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="background-color: black; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 11pt; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: 400; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"><span style="color: white;">You can expect a nighttime trail looking at all the muggle Xmas lights, while dodging all the cars of those crazy assholes trying to give their kids some fucking core memory of driving around and looking at other people's hard work. You should probably wear, like, bright colors and shit. This will be a live laid trail with some urban (to look at the damn lights, all holy and shit), and some shiggy, to fuck with people in the dark. Expect 3ish miles with one beer check and the need for a fucking headlight. Like, it's gonna be 7pm, wear a fucking headlight. Bring a friend, bring your mom, and bring a sweater for circle so you don't freeze your ass off. </span></span></p><p><span style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 11pt; white-space-collapse: preserve;">7pm show, 7:15pm hares go, then you assholes go after. You won't want to miss it. It's gonna be "great". </span></p><p><span style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 11pt; white-space-collapse: preserve;">0n-0n bitches!</span></p><p><span style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 11pt; white-space-collapse: preserve;">Bring:</span></p><p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="background-color: black; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 11pt; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: 400; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"><span style="color: white;">Your fucking self and everything you need to survive a trail on your own. </span></span></p><p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="background-color: black; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 11pt; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: 400; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"><span style="color: white;">Drinking vessels for Brass Monkeys at circle.</span></span></p><p><span style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 11pt; white-space-collapse: preserve;">Why: Because you like drinking, period.</span></p><p><span style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 11pt; white-space-collapse: preserve;">D’erections:</span></p><p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="background-color: black; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 11pt; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: 400; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"><span style="color: white;">FROM HOUSTON: Who do I look like, Spōrk? Fucking look in the sky and follow the big airplanes north.</span></span></p><p><b style="background-color: black; font-weight: normal;"><span style="color: white;"><br /></span></b></p><p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="background-color: black; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 11pt; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: 400; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"><span style="color: white;">Questions? Comments? Concerns? Sorry, can't hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry.)</span></span></p><p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="background-color: black; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 11pt; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: 400; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"><span style="color: white;">Cocktor Spork's #: (832) 372-5133</span></span></p><p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="background-color: black; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 11pt; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: 400; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"><span style="color: white;">KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141</span></span></p><p><b style="background-color: black; font-weight: normal;"><span style="color: white;"><br /></span></b></p><p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="background-color: black; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 11pt; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: 400; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"><span style="color: white;">0n-0n Bitches,</span></span></p><p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="background-color: black; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 11pt; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: 400; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"><span style="color: white;">Cocktor Spork </span></span></p><p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="background-color: black; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 11pt; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: 400; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"><span style="color: white;"> </span></span></p><p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="background-color: black; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 11pt; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: 400; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"><span style="color: white;">(Updated by Cocktor Spork - 12/20/2023)</span></span></p><p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="background-color: black; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 11pt; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: 400; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"><span style="color: white;"> </span></span></p><p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="background-color: black; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 11pt; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: 400; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"><span style="color: white;">The Brass Monkey Hash runs on the north side of town every other Saturday. For more information, see http://teambrassmonkey.blogspot.com/.</span></span></p><p><span style="background-color: black;"><span style="color: white;"><br /></span></span><br /></p>Titty McGheehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15482123739675417393noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34277037.post-90950674827447908472023-12-04T18:06:00.001-06:002023-12-04T18:07:48.759-06:00 BMH3 #362 – 12/9/2023: Beating around the Bush at NOON!<p></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiQDKdUeEYeJh1nk3Jq9ZG9EB4Mhp4idR594Sq_6Tn4sNhAjIcBLRy6TCBJ3HVazJ8N-wjQLO1Jd2xoL3w7w2oyldziJNK1mECWJ3xLG5cPv2oHWepGm1fBQe2-f-n2mj5K-4muE0j7rwq67cz-RW6oCAWvY0gEOADxG034RZRCUrzQZU1FLOes/s740/bananas%20away.png" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="740" data-original-width="740" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiQDKdUeEYeJh1nk3Jq9ZG9EB4Mhp4idR594Sq_6Tn4sNhAjIcBLRy6TCBJ3HVazJ8N-wjQLO1Jd2xoL3w7w2oyldziJNK1mECWJ3xLG5cPv2oHWepGm1fBQe2-f-n2mj5K-4muE0j7rwq67cz-RW6oCAWvY0gEOADxG034RZRCUrzQZU1FLOes/s320/bananas%20away.png" width="320" /></a></div><h1 style="text-align: left;">TRAIL STARTS AT NOON!!!!!!!!<br /> </h1><p> </p><h1 style="text-align: left;">****2024 Trail signups are now available! SIGN UP NOW!<br />https://teambrassmonkey.blogspot.com/2023/11/2024-hare-signups.html</h1><p> </p><div style="text-align: left;"><h2 style="text-align: left;">BMH3 #362 – 12/9/2023: Beating around the Bush at NOON!</h2><br /><h3>When: </h3>Saturday, December Ninth, TwoThousand and Twenty Three<br />• Main Pack <b>12PM</b> show, <b>12:30PM Go</b><br />• TWO Manned Beer Checks<br /><br /><h3 style="text-align: left;">Where: </h3>8069 Volta Drive, Humble <br /><a href="https://maps.app.goo.gl/UBW9oA5nNFtQQit49">https://maps.app.goo.gl/UBW9oA5nNFtQQit49</a><br />29.995812270411569, -95.30333820674669<br /><br /><h3>Hare: </h3>Penis Fly Crap<br /><br /><h3 style="text-align: left;">Sidenote: TRAIL STARTS AT NOON<br /></h3><b>FROM THE (H)AIRS:</b><br />Instead of wasting precious time coming up with monkey aviation puns for a trail description, your hare spent his time on the ground planning an awesome trail around Bush Intercontinental. Peak fall foliage is finally arriving in Houston, so you will be treated to lovely leaves as you hash over the hills and through the woods surrounding the airport. You'll probably get two beer checks and some planespotting. There are lots of deer around, and shiggy, and traffic, so I'd advise leaving dogs at home.<br />Bring $5 and virgins <b>AT NOON</b><br /><br /><h3 style="text-align: left;">Bring:</h3>Your fucking self and everything you need to survive a trail on your own. <br />Drinking vessels for Brass Monkeys at circle.<br /><br />Why: Because you like drinking, period.<br /><br /><h3 style="text-align: left;">D’erections:</h3>FROM HOUSTON: Who do I look like, Spōrk? Fucking look in the sky and follow the big airplanes north.<br /><br /><br />Questions? Comments? Concerns? Sorry, can't hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry.)<br />Cocktor Spork's #: (832) 372-5133<br />KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141<br />0n-0n,<br />-=Twinkle Toes=-</div><p></p>Twinkle Toeshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01244969337135598293noreply@blogger.com08221 Volta Dr, Humble, TX 77338, USA29.9961736 -95.30342040.512972660588467 -130.4596704 59.479374539411531 -60.147170399999993tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34277037.post-15868396364373039412023-11-30T18:00:00.002-06:002023-11-30T18:11:16.781-06:00 Come one come all for the First Anal Brass Monkey Holiday Party!!!!<p></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjGCbWORru3Z2TI4ide2Aus21TjO2qV3WDprhlrxoS5mfpjkYffFevgUVrvoFAKmxTqauUu36Ho_9bn3w8GeBuhyphenhyphenUVsEOQnOWxgf7tQDhKF5R7r4uc9lF2xGQZdE3KHyaXoeWO39tKZYQqRf3ZuXr7SeV_uTAo85AOR2-rD2UrMOdprrTBoQ6EL/s655/holiday%20monkey.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="655" data-original-width="474" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjGCbWORru3Z2TI4ide2Aus21TjO2qV3WDprhlrxoS5mfpjkYffFevgUVrvoFAKmxTqauUu36Ho_9bn3w8GeBuhyphenhyphenUVsEOQnOWxgf7tQDhKF5R7r4uc9lF2xGQZdE3KHyaXoeWO39tKZYQqRf3ZuXr7SeV_uTAo85AOR2-rD2UrMOdprrTBoQ6EL/s320/holiday%20monkey.jpg" width="232" /></a></div><p></p><h1><br /></h1><p style="text-align: left;"></p><div style="text-align: left;"><h1><b> Come one come all for the First Anal Brass Monkey Holiday Party!!!!</b></h1></div><div style="text-align: left;"><b> </b></div><div style="text-align: left;"><h3 style="text-align: left;"> When: </h3></div><div style="text-align: left;">Friday December 15th!!! at 7pm!</div><div style="text-align: left;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;"><h3 style="text-align: left;"> Where:</h3></div><div style="text-align: left;">The Buttchug Bones house. </div><div style="text-align: left;"> 86 Sunlit Grove st, 77382</div><div style="text-align: left;"><a href="https://maps.app.goo.gl/xtBk4joTTj13eAEz6">https://maps.app.goo.gl/xtBk4joTTj13eAEz6</a></div><div style="text-align: left;">30.212700668152569, -95.52372287554469<br /></div><div style="text-align: left;"> </div><div style="text-align: left;"><h3 style="text-align: left;">Sidenote:</h3><b>FROM THE HOSTS: </b><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;"> Come one come all for the First Anal Brass Monkey Holiday Party at the Buttchug/Bones house. </div><div style="text-align: left;">Start time is 7pm. Food will be provided so please RSVP! BYOB on beverages. <br /></div><div style="text-align: left;"><br />There will be a white elephant gift(~$15) exchange so bring a wrapped gift(~$15) for anyone who wants to participate…could be funny, naughty, useful, plain stupid, or just $15! Be clever! <br /><br />There will be a cookie exchange so bring a batch of your favorites and a container and everyone goes home with a good variety of cookies for the holidays!<br /><br />Hot tub will be hot, weather permitting the pool will be warm too! No need to dress fancy, any ugly holiday sweater will do! Spork says he’s bringing naughty dreidel and a menorah to round out the holiday festivities. <br /><br />We hope to see everyone there! On-on!</div><div style="text-align: left;"> </div><div style="text-align: left;"><h3 style="text-align: left;">Bring:</h3>Your Own <b>Beverages</b></div><div style="text-align: left;">White Elephant <b>gift(~$15)</b></div><div style="text-align: left;"><b>Cookies</b> for the cookie exchange</div><div style="text-align: left;">Swimsuit....<b>maybe</b><br />Your <b>fucking self</b> and everything you need to survive a holiday party on your own. <br /></div><div style="text-align: left;"> </div><div style="text-align: left;"> D’erections:<br />FROM HOUSTON: Who do I look like, Spōrk? Fucking put the where into your phone and get your own directions.</div><div style="text-align: left;"> </div><div style="text-align: left;"> </div><div style="text-align: left;">Questions? Comments? Concerns? Sorry, can't hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry.)<br />Cocktor Spork's #: (832) 372-5133<br />KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141<br />0n-0n,<br />-=Twinkle Toes=- <br /></div>Twinkle Toeshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01244969337135598293noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34277037.post-83673983347834375582023-11-21T14:52:00.007-06:002023-11-21T14:52:55.583-06:00BMH3 #361 – 11/25/2023: Womb Raider<p></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhFUeg1crFYeavwqTlaJns7A2PHW984xoOZYIuCdVBoHzTyffO8rQsgExf9KSplK9QBBqBSGN4D8zMRhqJYd2W3e7ELT3RfPOXdcxLCl6nTkTq9syUpHdkJeyo61AvE4_TX4zL01_b3gCiClOsFQbEZmhODLY7mYqiCCUxdhsAe4wzqnqRw1jQf/s1496/turkeysockmonkey.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1496" data-original-width="1496" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhFUeg1crFYeavwqTlaJns7A2PHW984xoOZYIuCdVBoHzTyffO8rQsgExf9KSplK9QBBqBSGN4D8zMRhqJYd2W3e7ELT3RfPOXdcxLCl6nTkTq9syUpHdkJeyo61AvE4_TX4zL01_b3gCiClOsFQbEZmhODLY7mYqiCCUxdhsAe4wzqnqRw1jQf/s320/turkeysockmonkey.jpg" width="320" /></a></div><br /> <p></p><h1 style="text-align: left;">****2024 Trail signups are now available! SIGN UP NOW!<br />https://teambrassmonkey.blogspot.com/2023/11/2024-hare-signups.html</h1><h2 style="text-align: left;"><br /></h2><div style="text-align: left;"><h1 style="text-align: left;">BMH3 #361 – 11/25/2023: Womb Raider</h1><br /><h3>When: </h3>Saturday, November TwentyFifth, TwoThousand and TwentyThree<br /><div style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-weight: normal;">• Main Pack <b>12PM NOON</b> show, 12:30PM Go</span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-weight: normal;">• Manned Beer Check!</span></div><br /><h3 style="text-align: left;">Where: </h3>**George Mitchell Preserve /Creekside Park** Gravel Parking lot on the North Side of the road<br />AFTER 6000 Creekside Forest Drive, Spring, TX 77389<br /><a href="https://maps.app.goo.gl/vnq8cogvX5H9XcfRA">https://maps.app.goo.gl/vnq8cogvX5H9XcfRA</a><br />30.144227420860369, -95.51140354002669<br /><br /><br /><h3 style="text-align: left;">Hares: </h3>Womb Raider<br /><br /><h3 style="text-align: left;">Sidenote:</h3>FROM THE HARES: <br />GOBBLE! GOBBLE!! GObBLE!!! Turkeys err Monkeys <b>ATTENTION!!!! EARLY START 12pm!!!!! </b>Did you eat an appropriately gluttonous amount of Thanksgiving food and need to run some of it off? Do you still have a hangover from drinking to excess to ease the pain of mandatory family time and need hash therapy? Maybe you just miss us. I got you. Trail is somewhere between a Katchup beer mile loop and 4 miles. Expect the usual thorns, shiggy, and probably water crossings unless the hare is too cold. There will be one manned beer check with fall appropriate beers and maybe some tasty baked goods for circle if I don’t get lazy.<br /><br />Bring:<br />Your fucking self and everything you need to survive a trail on your own. <br />Drinking vessels for Brass Monkeys at circle.<br /><br />Why: Because you like drinking, period.<br /><br />D’erections:<br />FROM HOUSTON: Who do I look like, Spōrk? Fucking put the where into your phone and get your own directions.<br /><br /><br />Questions? Comments? Concerns? Sorry, can't hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry.)<br />Cocktor Spork's #: (832) 372-5133<br />KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141<br />0n-0n,<br />-=Twinkle Toes=-<br /></div>Twinkle Toeshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01244969337135598293noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34277037.post-90972421200338908942023-11-20T15:57:00.001-06:002023-11-20T15:57:17.156-06:002024 Hare Signups!<p> </p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjZEQVUCaQoi7F2zhjgAXXEtbwpI3qzI_MH9OrwUDVnYAF-Ubcy1Fh3NTJMO-mQs5SOcJ0BxD5BFBNifiKv6mAZwxZpuHtb-QTf_jJld2exhJF4fgp4rK1GfCjDYxxBSsX0yfi0hHOqLrYGxb85Wly5j4gWziGsJYJ7Uzam6vw5-6bkud2aFCb9/s549/baldhead%20monkey.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="549" data-original-width="474" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjZEQVUCaQoi7F2zhjgAXXEtbwpI3qzI_MH9OrwUDVnYAF-Ubcy1Fh3NTJMO-mQs5SOcJ0BxD5BFBNifiKv6mAZwxZpuHtb-QTf_jJld2exhJF4fgp4rK1GfCjDYxxBSsX0yfi0hHOqLrYGxb85Wly5j4gWziGsJYJ7Uzam6vw5-6bkud2aFCb9/s320/baldhead%20monkey.jpg" width="276" /></a></div><p></p><p><br /></p><h1 style="text-align: left;">2024 HARE SIGNUPS!!!!!</h1><p><br />We've opened up 2024 trails, so check out the spreadsheet linked below and sign up to Hare!</p><p>First CUM first served! Call dibs on those birthdays, anniversaries, and celebrations ASAP!</p><p>https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1YWKD179RbNf0422ij-uBywUbAE2Z_DijBVth6ydRejQ/edit#gid=1129959231<br /></p><p><br />Never laid a Brass Monkey H3 trail? The rules are simple!<br />You MUST have shiggy<br />You MUST have at least one beer check, for which you are responsible for supplying the beer/slut juice/alcohol-of-some-kind.<br />Don’t lay a trail on the side of a busy road like an asshole.<br />Don’t lay a trail that has to swim across a mile-wide crossing like an asshole.<br />Not sure you want to do it yourself? Ask for a co-hare!<br />If you haven't hared in a while, or ever, now is your chance for redemption! Show us what you got!<br />Questions, Comments?<br />ON-ON<br />-=Twinkle Toes=-</p><p><br />8=======HOW TO SIGN UP=====D~~~~~~~~~~~~<br />1: Open our Google spreadsheet 2023 Brass Monkey Hares<br />https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1YWKD179RbNf0422ij-uBywUbAE2Z_DijBVth6ydRejQ/edit#gid=1129959231<br />2: Peruse the Red dates(note the little corner markers indicating someone else has already commented and asked for a date)<br />3: Right click(or long press if on a phone) the Hare Cell for the Date you're interested in, and press Comment<br />4: Write your hash name,Run Title, and a non-facebook contact method, then press "comment"<br />5: Have a beer (or six) and wait for me to mark your date as taken, and fill in the details to make it "official"<br />6: Put your trail on your own calendar, and set a reminder a month out so you don't forget that shit.<br />7: Hare your trails<br /></p>Twinkle Toeshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01244969337135598293noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34277037.post-20858066584823532522023-11-07T15:43:00.000-06:002023-11-07T15:43:32.944-06:00BMH3 #360 – 11/11/2023: Homoglobins Veterans day trail!<p> </p><p> </p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhzhvpG4KKFMaxMcsNki2gpIfN5IYIcUOb5B-gkSCWF0YLaszyXKt4a-ZhUsN5TQw1EanawEkaJGqK1-ULXV1ncL38BwFDCvcxUmu9KrX64OR6Kd8-WpF75PGiY5MViJGBwu9ZqLa7Mrb3PBjcxwHoPOUWJJiqcucs4-XZHFy2sgkchQC3Lp6gf/s1000/milchimp.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="525" data-original-width="1000" height="210" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhzhvpG4KKFMaxMcsNki2gpIfN5IYIcUOb5B-gkSCWF0YLaszyXKt4a-ZhUsN5TQw1EanawEkaJGqK1-ULXV1ncL38BwFDCvcxUmu9KrX64OR6Kd8-WpF75PGiY5MViJGBwu9ZqLa7Mrb3PBjcxwHoPOUWJJiqcucs4-XZHFy2sgkchQC3Lp6gf/w400-h210/milchimp.jpg" width="400" /></a></div><br /><p></p><p> </p><h1 style="text-align: left;">🚨🚨🚨 <span style="font-weight: normal;"><b>We Need a Hare</b> for 11/25! The hash doesn't work without volunteers! To sign up to hare <a href="https://teambrassmonkey.blogspot.com/2021/12/2022-hare-signups.html" target="_blank">Follow this link!</a> 2024 trail signups will be opening after all 2023 dates are filled!!!</span>🚨🚨🚨🚨 <br /></h1><p> </p><div style="text-align: left;"><h2 style="text-align: left;">BMH3 #360 – 11/11/2023: Homoglobins Veterans day trail!</h2><br /><h3 style="text-align: left;">When: </h3>Saturday, November Eleventh TwentyTwentyThree<br />• Main Pack 2PM show, 2:30PM Go<br /><br /><h3 style="text-align: left;">Where:</h3>Burroughs Park Pavilion<br />9738 Hufsmith Rd, Tomball, TX 77375 and drive aaaaallll the way back to the pavilion<br /><a href="https://maps.app.goo.gl/RjGkHxssKb5z7P5r9">https://maps.app.goo.gl/RjGkHxssKb5z7P5r9</a><br />30.13815577641269, -95.57559286691169<br /><br /><h3 style="text-align: left;">Hares: </h3>Homoglobin<br /><br /><h3 style="text-align: left;">Sidenote:</h3>FROM THE HARES: <br />3.5 miles ish<br />First 10 veterans; Homoglobin will pay that hash cash. Nothing else fancy! Just like the military<br /><br />Bring:<br />Your fucking self and everything you need to survive a trail on your own. <br />Drinking vessels for Brass Monkeys at circle.<br /><br />Why: Because you like drinking, period.<br /><br />D’erections:<br />FROM HOUSTON: Who do I look like, Spōrk? Fucking put the where into your phone and get your own directions.<br /><br /><br />Questions? Comments? Concerns? Sorry, can't hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry.)<br />Cocktor Spork's #: (832) 372-5133<br />KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141<br />0n-0n,<br />-=Twinkle Toes=- <br /></div>Twinkle Toeshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01244969337135598293noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34277037.post-36112841691051235762023-10-25T14:32:00.002-05:002023-10-25T14:33:54.481-05:00BMH3 #359 – 10/28/2023: Super Secret last minute hares!<p> </p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiXoKI_4XJZwXj2oqFiCqgTyRK8AqDP0E39o6gVKRx_KouNd7aZ7Z7A759A_Kje-8e8JtGpuwxjFWSsl5dIvDuojiHtURq_lkRxiF9qMot34Gj9QZF_DtuUhwy1KHX1ZXz_qaxlQOQelkwaM7EJKmBactKl3qEsxsELRhUeFuCTDn5pl-9Q4O1V/s1600/Scream.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1066" data-original-width="1600" height="266" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiXoKI_4XJZwXj2oqFiCqgTyRK8AqDP0E39o6gVKRx_KouNd7aZ7Z7A759A_Kje-8e8JtGpuwxjFWSsl5dIvDuojiHtURq_lkRxiF9qMot34Gj9QZF_DtuUhwy1KHX1ZXz_qaxlQOQelkwaM7EJKmBactKl3qEsxsELRhUeFuCTDn5pl-9Q4O1V/w400-h266/Scream.jpg" width="400" /></a></div><p></p><h1 style="text-align: left;">🚨🚨🚨 <span style="font-weight: normal;"><b>We Need Hares</b> for 11/25, and 12/9! To sign up to hare <a href="https://teambrassmonkey.blogspot.com/2021/12/2022-hare-signups.html" target="_blank">Follow this link!</a> 2024 trail signups will be opening after all 2023 dates are filled!!!</span>🚨🚨🚨🚨 </h1><div style="text-align: left;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;"><h1 style="text-align: left;">BMH3 #359 – 10/28/2023: Super Secret last minute hares!</h1><br /><h3 style="text-align: left;">When: </h3>Saturday, October TwentyEighth<br />• Main Pack 2PM show, 2:30PM Go<br />• Manned Beer Check Probably<br /><br /><h3 style="text-align: left;">Where: </h3>Inway Pool back parking lot<br />6041-5925 Inway Dr, Spring, TX 77389<br /><a href="https://maps.app.goo.gl/aPthw5pHpySdbCn28">https://maps.app.goo.gl/aPthw5pHpySdbCn28</a><br />30.112467919545669, -95.51176940949169<br /><br /><br /><h3 style="text-align: left;">Hares: </h3>Outside Cat<br />Twinkle Toes<br /><br /><h3 style="text-align: left;">Sidenote:</h3>FROM THE HARES: <br />Outside Cat and Twinkle Toes have swooped in to save us from another Katchup Monkey mile!<br />Trail will be SHIGGY! WET! and between 3 and 5 miles!<br /><br /><h3 style="text-align: left;">Bring:</h3>WATER, IT WILL BE WARM AND HUMID!<br />Your fucking self and everything you need to survive a trail on your own. <br />Drinking vessels for Brass Monkeys at circle.<br /><br />Why: Because you like drinking, period.<br /><br />D’erections:<br />FROM HOUSTON: Who do I look like, Spōrk? Fucking put the where into your phone and get your own directions.<br /><br /><br /><br />Questions? Comments? Concerns? Sorry, can't hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry.)<br />Cocktor Spork's #: (832) 372-5133<br />KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141<br />0n-0n,<br />-=Twinkle Toes=-<br /></div><p></p>Twinkle Toeshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01244969337135598293noreply@blogger.com06000 Inway Dr, Spring, TX 77389, USA30.1119345 -95.5113064000000091.8017006638211548 -130.66755640000002 58.422168336178842 -60.355056400000009tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34277037.post-1074649277159415402023-10-10T14:25:00.008-05:002023-10-10T14:25:52.723-05:00BMH3 #358 – 10/14/2023: Ivanna Hairy Buttchugs 60th birthday trail!!!<p></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgOXMNOSpa7E_xw-CfHn4SsNkT1WQtO38jIBcwagUX1O0XMvjtxFk0yMMwYBtJOut9GiZgGxSyUIlj6ga3LCmMgoKLzXadNu74b5N0sB0NqnDy5LLqt6aqQ9U-Exy_Qcbpmvnyqw_0yCEtF5UlyWp_gYzEI4qGtFNwXF8FGpyd5PmnHBtiM05ay/s1950/oldest%20chimp.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1229" data-original-width="1950" height="253" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgOXMNOSpa7E_xw-CfHn4SsNkT1WQtO38jIBcwagUX1O0XMvjtxFk0yMMwYBtJOut9GiZgGxSyUIlj6ga3LCmMgoKLzXadNu74b5N0sB0NqnDy5LLqt6aqQ9U-Exy_Qcbpmvnyqw_0yCEtF5UlyWp_gYzEI4qGtFNwXF8FGpyd5PmnHBtiM05ay/w400-h253/oldest%20chimp.jpg" width="400" /></a></div><br /> <p></p><h1 style="text-align: left;">🚨🚨🚨 <span style="font-weight: normal;">We have an opening for a halloween(almost) trail! As well as some end of the year trails. To sign up to hare <a href="https://teambrassmonkey.blogspot.com/2021/12/2022-hare-signups.html" target="_blank">Follow this link!</a> 2024 trail signups will be opening after all 2023 dates are filled!!!</span>🚨🚨🚨🚨 </h1><h1 style="text-align: left;"> </h1><h1 style="text-align: left;"> </h1><div style="text-align: left;"><h1 style="text-align: left;">BMH3 #358 – 10/14/2023: Ivanna Hairy Buttchugs 60th birthday trail!!!</h1><br /><h3 style="text-align: left;">When: </h3>Saturday, October Fourteenth, TwentyTwentyThree<br />• Main Pack <b>2PM show, 2:30PM Go</b><br />• Two Beer Checks!!!<br /><br /><h3 style="text-align: left;">Where: </h3>Montgomery County Preserve Trailhead<br />1118 Pruitt Rd, The Woodlands, TX 77380<br /><a href="https://maps.app.goo.gl/ozrxj37gasBHsMSY7">https://maps.app.goo.gl/ozrxj37gasBHsMSY7</a><br />30.111908556752769, -95.4520563903269<br /><br /><h3 style="text-align: left;">Hare: </h3>Ivanna Hairy Buttchug!<br /><br /><h3 style="text-align: left;">Sidenote:</h3><b>FROM THE HARES: </b><br />Come on out for the once in a lifetime event, more rare even than an eclipse! </div><div style="text-align: left;">Ivanna Hairy Buttchug has survived another decade despite how much the Brass Monkeys try to turn him into their new Heartache! Help us celebrate Ivanna's 60th birthday! Ivanna considered themes fitting of such a milestone...a 60 mile trail? No. 60 water crossings? Too hard. 60 beer checks? Too drunk. Celebrate all the presidencies he has survived? Too controversial. Ivanna has a plan he knows you will enjoy? <b>Remember start time is at 2pm SPORK!!</b>! </div><div style="text-align: left;">Expect 4ish miles, 2 beer checks, water crossings, shiggy and a <b>2pm start...SPORK!!! </b></div><div style="text-align: left;"><b> </b>Maybe Indiana will remember and bring some cake or something. <br /><br /><br /><h3 style="text-align: left;">Bring:</h3>WATER, IT IS H̶O̶T̶!̶ Actually it'll be pretty nice, but still, bring water, dont blame us if you get dehydrated!<br />Your fucking self and everything you need to survive a trail on your own. <br />Drinking vessels for Brass Monkeys at circle.<br /><br />Why: Because you like drinking, period.<br /><br />D’erections:<br />FROM HOUSTON: Who do I look like, Spōrk? Fucking put the where into your phone and get your own directions.<br /><br /><br />Questions? Comments? Concerns? Sorry, can't hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry.)<br />Cocktor Spork's #: (832) 372-5133<br />KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141<br />0n-0n,<br />-=Twinkle Toes=-<br /></div>Twinkle Toeshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01244969337135598293noreply@blogger.com01085 Pruitt Rd, The Woodlands, TX 77380, USA30.1112729 -95.4517585999999911.801039063821154 -130.6080086 58.421506736178841 -60.295508599999991tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34277037.post-10446386406751148742023-09-27T15:20:00.001-05:002023-09-27T15:21:52.436-05:00BMH3 #357 - 09/30/23: Seventh Anal FLOCK YOU Hash!<p> </p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjEso574bgnRKIkVLaLFC3xa50gHrSfnBJf4G-iMIpQ-7kAQm69i0_oacU0ZhBNXIjUike6206jtTcKXo6l-Fi2sPwzvL4GGuWFaiXWE6vYGT7VLJ0JbYbUd3LZswAoPSmABNSFF45_5CzyDOYcxdLJNBNAmCLb_Sqhfbqp5-Tp1Z1_OtzMt9YK/s736/parrot%20monkey.jpeg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="604" data-original-width="736" height="263" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjEso574bgnRKIkVLaLFC3xa50gHrSfnBJf4G-iMIpQ-7kAQm69i0_oacU0ZhBNXIjUike6206jtTcKXo6l-Fi2sPwzvL4GGuWFaiXWE6vYGT7VLJ0JbYbUd3LZswAoPSmABNSFF45_5CzyDOYcxdLJNBNAmCLb_Sqhfbqp5-Tp1Z1_OtzMt9YK/s320/parrot%20monkey.jpeg" width="320" /></a></div><p></p><h1 style="color: #cccccc; font-size: 13px;"><br /></h1><h1 style="text-align: left;">🚨🚨🚨 <span style="font-weight: normal;">We have an opening for a halloween(almost) trail! As well as some end of the year trails. To sign up to hare <a href="https://teambrassmonkey.blogspot.com/2021/12/2022-hare-signups.html" target="_blank">Follow this link!</a> </span>🚨🚨🚨🚨</h1><div style="text-align: left;"> </div><div style="text-align: left;"> </div><div style="text-align: left;">BMH3 #357 - 09/30/23: Seventh Anal FLOCK YOU Hash!<br /><br />When: <br />Saturday, September Thirtieth, Year of our bird TwentyThousand and TwentyThree<br />• Main Pack <b>EARLY 2PM show</b>, 2:30PM Go<br />• Manned Nest<br /><br />Where: <br />George Mitchell Preserve Flintridge Trailhead/ Flintridge Bike Trails<br /><a href="https://maps.app.goo.gl/ZUAJgEtVSxqgDXf29">https://maps.app.goo.gl/ZUAJgEtVSxqgDXf29</a><br />30.162931118665269, -95.51750834669169<br />Parking can be limited here, carpool if possible!<br /><br />Hares: <br />Dumpsterbaitor, Indiana Bones, Mouth Organ, Outside Cat and Womb Raider<br /><br />Sidenote:<br />FROM THE HARES: <br />It is my favorite time of year again!!! </div><div style="text-align: left;">(NO ☹, it isn’t Pumpkin Spice latte time at Starbucks. </div><div style="text-align: left;">NO ☹, it’s not H4 picnic time.) </div><div style="text-align: left;"> </div><div style="text-align: left;">YES! YES! YES! It’s time for the 7th Anal FLOCK YOU trail extravaganza!!!! </div><div style="text-align: left;">Your favorite birds have flocked together once more to bring you an afternoon filled with tasty alcoholic beverages, bird themed snacks, hot food and miles and miles of glorious Shiggy. Who knows maybe we will find that car again so Katch Up can recreate his solo photo shoot !?! </div><div style="text-align: left;">There will be 3 (The Robin (Orange), the Dove (White) and the Blue Bird (Blue)) trails 1.5 to 2 miles each laid in different colors of flour. ALL Birds love a good Nest so ALL trails will start and end at a central Nest filled with all the goodies and your fearless flock leaders. Leave the Nest as many or as few times as you like. Expect Brass Monkey staples of thorns, shiggy and water crossings. Keep your eagle eyes out on trail for “lost” rubber duckies. Those who bring a rubber ducky back home to the Nest will get a special “REWARD”. You don’t want to miss your chance to make questionable decisions dressed like a Bird!!!<br /><br /><br />Bring:<br />WATER, IT IS HOT! SERIOUSLY it's not winter yet!<br />Your fucking self and everything you need to survive a trail on your own. <br />Drinking vessels for Brass Monkeys at circle.<br /><br />Why: Because you like birdfeeding, period.<br /><br />D’erections:<br />FROM HOUSTON: Who do I look like, Spōrk? Fucking put the where into your phone and get your own directions.<br /><br /><br />Questions? Comments? Concerns? Sorry, can't hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry.)<br />Cocktor Spork's #: (832) 372-5133<br />KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141<br />0n-0n,<br />-=Twinkle Toes=- <br /></div><h1 style="color: #cccccc; font-size: 13px;"></h1><p></p>Twinkle Toeshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01244969337135598293noreply@blogger.com0George Mitchell Preserve, Flintridge Drive Trailhead, The Woodlands, TX 77381, USA30.1627967 -95.51783471.8525628638211558 -130.67408469999998 58.473030536178847 -60.361584699999995tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34277037.post-39911362690690735232023-09-10T16:44:00.004-05:002023-09-11T20:48:31.106-05:00BMH3 #356 - 09/16/2023 - Indiana Bones & Cocktor Spork's Somethingth AИAL Birfday Trail!<p> </p><h3 class="post-title entry-title" itemprop="name" style="background-color: black; color: #aadd99; font-size: 18.2px; font-weight: normal; line-height: 1.4em; margin: 0.25em 0px 0px; padding: 0px 0px 4px;"><span style="font-family: verdana;">BMH3 #356 - 09/16/2023 - Indiana Bones & Cocktor Spork's Somethingth AИAL Birfday Trail!</span></h3><div class="post-header" style="background-color: black; color: #cccccc; font-size: 13px;"><div class="post-header-line-1"></div></div><div class="post-body entry-content" id="post-body-1102155849228880355" itemprop="description articleBody" style="background-color: black; line-height: 1.6em; margin: 0px 0px 0.75em;"><p style="color: #cccccc; font-size: 13px;"><span style="font-family: verdana;"> </span></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; color: #cccccc; font-size: 13px; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjGbARM-6G_wU3q5j5fTruxJUs2Wn0JDJcoDRONR30_4XeT-ldXzPoP05l_qCHe3bbKVPqHSUIg9dhJTzAD_QDd4OMKUeMeMByxL93wCzAowcbibc5Ds-ei7KIW5o-6X5eWwksWhxSxbdF0Dt0wi4Q8SMWOfJo6XgwMZHAc22dVz1pIAhuYVzSmPg/s2048/Monkey%20-%20356.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><span style="font-family: verdana;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1365" data-original-width="2048" height="289" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjGbARM-6G_wU3q5j5fTruxJUs2Wn0JDJcoDRONR30_4XeT-ldXzPoP05l_qCHe3bbKVPqHSUIg9dhJTzAD_QDd4OMKUeMeMByxL93wCzAowcbibc5Ds-ei7KIW5o-6X5eWwksWhxSxbdF0Dt0wi4Q8SMWOfJo6XgwMZHAc22dVz1pIAhuYVzSmPg/w434-h289/Monkey%20-%20356.jpg" width="434" /></span></a></div><span style="font-family: verdana;"><br /></span><div class="separator" style="clear: both; color: #cccccc; font-size: 13px; text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: verdana;"><br /></span></div><p style="color: #cccccc; font-size: 13px;"></p><h1 style="color: #cccccc; font-size: 13px;"><span style="font-family: verdana;">🚨🚨🚨 <span style="font-weight: normal;">We have an opening for a Halloween (almost) trail! As well as some end of the year trails. To sign up to hare <a href="https://teambrassmonkey.blogspot.com/2021/12/2022-hare-signups.html" style="color: #99aadd; text-decoration-line: none;" target="_blank">Follow this link!</a> </span>🚨🚨🚨🚨</span></h1><h1 style="color: #cccccc;"><span style="font-family: verdana;"><br /></span></h1><div style="color: #cccccc;"><h1><span style="font-family: verdana; font-size: small;">BMH3 #356 - 09/16/2023 - Indiana Bones & Cocktor Spork's Somethingth AИAL Birfday Trail!</span></h1><span style="font-family: verdana;"><br /></span><h3 style="color: #aadd99; font-size: 18.2px; font-weight: normal; line-height: 1.4em; margin: 0.25em 0px 0px; padding: 0px 0px 4px;"><span style="font-family: verdana;">When:</span></h3><span style="font-family: verdana;">• Saturday, September 16, 2023<br />• Main Pack 3PM show, 3:30PM Go<br />• Manned Beer Check, hopefully</span></div><div style="color: #cccccc; font-size: 13px;"><span style="font-family: verdana;"><br /></span><h3 style="color: #aadd99; font-size: 18.2px; font-weight: normal; line-height: 1.4em; margin: 0.25em 0px 0px; padding: 0px 0px 4px;"><span style="font-family: verdana;">Where:</span></h3></div><div><span style="color: #bdc1c6; font-family: verdana;">Sk8Town The Woodlands (It's Permanently Closed)</span></div><div><span style="color: #bdc1c6; font-family: verdana;">846 Rayford Road, Spring, TX 77386</span></div><div><span style="color: #bdc1c6; font-family: verdana;">4HGC+J4 Spring, Texas</span></div><div><span style="font-family: verdana;"><span style="color: #bdc1c6;">30.126775, -95.429304</span></span></div><div><span style="font-family: verdana;"><span style="color: #bdc1c6;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span style="font-family: verdana;"><span style="color: #bdc1c6;">https://maps.app.goo.gl/ikdueavz8ccsztDf9</span></span></div><div><span style="font-family: verdana;"><span style="color: #bdc1c6;"><br /></span></span></div><div><h3 style="color: #aadd99; font-size: 18.2px; font-weight: normal; line-height: 1.4em; margin: 0.25em 0px 0px; padding: 0px 0px 4px;"><span style="font-family: verdana;">Hares:</span></h3><span style="color: #cccccc; font-family: verdana;">Cocktor Spork and </span></div><div><span style="color: #cccccc;"><span style="font-family: verdana;">Indiana Bones and the Temple of Poon</span></span></div><div><span style="font-family: verdana;"><br /></span><h3 style="color: #aadd99; font-size: 18.2px; font-weight: normal; line-height: 1.4em; margin: 0.25em 0px 0px; padding: 0px 0px 4px;"><span style="font-family: verdana;">Sidenote:</span></h3><span style="font-family: verdana;"><span style="color: #cccccc;">FROM THE HARES:</span><br /><span style="color: #cccccc;">WE'RE BACCCCCCCCK. That's right, by (un)popular demand, Cocktor Spork and Indiana Bones are laying their ANAL Birfday Trail for your hashing pleasure and misfortune! You can expect shitty September weather (it says it will only be in the low 90ºs, we shall see), shiggy, shade, and of course some water crossings. There will be one manned beer check, and an A-Prime trail ending. As much as I'd love doing circle in an abandoned skate rink parking lot and be all emo, there's no shade. Make sure to hydrate and be responsible and shit, once we're done laying we'll be pretty checked out so don't expect too much from us. Oh, also, there has been rain every trail we've ever laid together, so probably expect that, too. Hope you see you there!</span></span></div><div style="color: #cccccc;"><span style="font-family: verdana;"><br /></span><h3 style="color: #aadd99; font-size: 18.2px; font-weight: normal; line-height: 1.4em; margin: 0.25em 0px 0px; padding: 0px 0px 4px;"><span style="font-family: verdana;">Bring:</span></h3><span style="font-family: verdana;"><b>WATER, IT IS HOT!</b> SERIOUSLY DON'T DIE ON TRAIL!<br />Your fucking self and everything you need to survive a trail on your own. Drinking vessels for Brass Monkeys at circle.<br /><br />Why: Because you like drinking, period.<br /><br />D’erections:<br />Fucking Google that shit, we gave you all the info. Lazy bastard. <br /><br />Questions? Comments? Concerns? </span></div><div style="color: #cccccc;"><span style="font-family: verdana;">Sorry, can't hear you. </span></div><div style="color: #cccccc;"><span style="font-family: verdana;">(P.S. We're not sorry.)<br />Cocktor Spork's #: (832) 372-5133<br />KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141<br /><br /></span></div><div style="color: #cccccc;"><span style="font-family: verdana;">0n-0n Bitches,<br />Cocktor Spork</span></div></div>Cocktor Sporkhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04546301835292503844noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34277037.post-875557549004203692023-08-30T00:44:00.000-05:002023-08-30T00:44:06.857-05:00<p> </p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgKEd5KMpeTazg8CikNXcZfPjmfXAk83DhJi7Uxu7g8MPtLKBMBz1OR57g_iN-dJerNl5f3T-vuHMB3iyU-8i3Zx4_ORmtlOBUfrhzTpCeZZb3ORrTDAs3yV3-ZZ_Z1yvB8CZtsNNUCqqiGx1_faG3fWeghySw9kHhBnRGCBTNeInTxuOuE4qfj0A/s1697/download.jpeg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1697" data-original-width="1200" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgKEd5KMpeTazg8CikNXcZfPjmfXAk83DhJi7Uxu7g8MPtLKBMBz1OR57g_iN-dJerNl5f3T-vuHMB3iyU-8i3Zx4_ORmtlOBUfrhzTpCeZZb3ORrTDAs3yV3-ZZ_Z1yvB8CZtsNNUCqqiGx1_faG3fWeghySw9kHhBnRGCBTNeInTxuOuE4qfj0A/s320/download.jpeg" width="226" /></a></div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /></div><p></p><h1>🚨🚨🚨 <span style="font-weight: normal;">We have an opening for a halloween(almost) trail! As well as some end of the year trails. To sign up to hare <a href="https://teambrassmonkey.blogspot.com/2021/12/2022-hare-signups.html" target="_blank">Follow this link!</a> </span>🚨🚨🚨🚨</h1><h1> </h1><div><h1> BMH3 #355 - 09/02/2023 - Donnie the Retard</h1><br /><h3>When:</h3>Saturday, September Second, TwentyThousand and TwentyThree<br />• Main Pack 3PM show, 3:30PM Go<br />• Manned Beer Check, hopefully</div><div><br /><h3>Where:</h3><div class="YFlihe" style="-webkit-box-align: center; -webkit-box-flex: 0; align-items: center; display: flex; flex: 0 0 auto; height: 64px;"><div class="iAj9Vc" style="-webkit-box-direction: normal; -webkit-box-flex: 1; -webkit-box-orient: vertical; -webkit-box-pack: center; display: flex; flex-direction: column; flex: 1 1 0%; justify-content: center; line-height: 18px; min-width: 0px; padding-left: 16px;"><div class="TDF87d" style="font-family: Roboto, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; overflow: hidden; text-overflow: ellipsis; text-wrap: nowrap;"><span style="background-color: black; color: white;">Terramont Park</span></div><div class="vKmG2c" style="font-family: Roboto, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; overflow: hidden; text-overflow: ellipsis; text-wrap: nowrap;"><span style="background-color: black; color: white;">8500 Terramont Dr, The Woodlands, TX 77382</span></div><div class="vKmG2c" style="overflow: hidden; text-overflow: ellipsis;"><span style="color: white; font-family: Roboto, Arial, sans-serif;"><span style="background-color: black; font-size: 13px; text-wrap: nowrap;">https://goo.gl/maps/L2jqMWpNHcjcvUyt8</span></span></div><div class="vKmG2c" style="overflow: hidden; text-overflow: ellipsis;"><span style="color: white; font-family: Roboto, Arial, sans-serif;"><span style="background-color: black; font-size: 13px; text-wrap: nowrap;">30.202675563639243, -95.55680532407591</span></span></div></div></div><br /><h3>Hares:</h3>Donnie the Retard<br /><br /><h3>Sidenote:</h3>FROM THE HARES:<div>This trail will be short, shiggy, and shitty in true Donnie the Retard fashion. I will do my best to keep it in the shade. There will be water crossings if the water is still there and we will end with some cold and refreshing treats on top of the already provided circle amenities.</div><div><br /></div></div><div><br /><h3>Bring:</h3><b>WATER, IT IS HOT!</b> SERIOUSLY DON'T DIE ON TRAIL!<br />Your fucking self and everything you need to survive a trail on your own.<br />Drinking vessels for Brass Monkeys at circle.<br /><br />Why: Because you like drinking, period.<br /><br />D’erections:<br />FROM HOUSTON: Who do I look like, Spōrk? Fucking put the where into your phone and get your own directions.<br /><br /><br />Questions? Comments? Concerns? Sorry, can't hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry.)<br />Cocktor Spork's #: (832) 372-5133<br />KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141<br />0n-0n,<br />-=Twinkle Toes=-</div>Titty McGheehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15482123739675417393noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34277037.post-11021558492288803552023-08-16T20:25:00.001-05:002023-08-16T20:39:07.317-05:00 BMH3 #354 - 08/19/2023 - Just Matt Learns to lay with Save a horse<p> </p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgw2i8QdQnUj1CrNp2BV5r4t_6oyVofMu65eBkcOQAp-pUr5y2J6VBVwHG7Z6FtQIMzXPeWcA6IMJhQJA5ofMLg3mcNZQUJ35aAxqK4zAOtaZEGHWoeLw729TO_osxJ0Ai-MQ39-p-FcXu_gMS-SsffagLOEC1fb8qahCqkVEFhns3ei-wcDqXL/s2148/NewMonkey.png" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1548" data-original-width="2148" height="289" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgw2i8QdQnUj1CrNp2BV5r4t_6oyVofMu65eBkcOQAp-pUr5y2J6VBVwHG7Z6FtQIMzXPeWcA6IMJhQJA5ofMLg3mcNZQUJ35aAxqK4zAOtaZEGHWoeLw729TO_osxJ0Ai-MQ39-p-FcXu_gMS-SsffagLOEC1fb8qahCqkVEFhns3ei-wcDqXL/w400-h289/NewMonkey.png" width="400" /></a></div><p></p><h1 style="text-align: left;">🚨🚨🚨 <span style="font-weight: normal;">We have an opening for a halloween(almost) trail! As well as some end of the year trails. To sign up to hare <a href="https://teambrassmonkey.blogspot.com/2021/12/2022-hare-signups.html" target="_blank">Follow this link!</a> </span>🚨🚨🚨🚨</h1><h1 style="text-align: left;"> </h1><div style="text-align: left;"><h1 style="text-align: left;"> BMH3 #354 - 08/19/2023 - Just Matt Learns to lay with Save a horse</h1><br /><h3 style="text-align: left;">When: </h3>Saturday, August Nineteenth, TwentyThousand and TwentyThree<br />• Main Pack 3PM show, 3:30PM Go<br />• Manned Beer Check, hopefully</div><div style="text-align: left;"><br /><h3 style="text-align: left;">Where: </h3>Parking-Lake at Springwoods Village Nature Preserve<br />Drive down the dirt road past the dead end at 23231 Holzwarth Rd, Spring, TX 77389<br />30.102866138518769, -95.45631579812969<br /><a href="https://goo.gl/maps/ER6SCR3nrK2rGGuL8">https://goo.gl/maps/ER6SCR3nrK2rGGuL8</a><br /><br /><h3 style="text-align: left;">Hares: </h3>Just Matt<br />Save a Horse(Ride a Mole)<br /><br /><h3 style="text-align: left;">Sidenote:</h3>FROM THE HARES: <br />Just Matt has volunteered to hare for the first time! <br />Save a Horse stepped up to steer him in the right direction!<br />Just Matt promises a TRAIL! <strike>But hasn't told me any other details</strike>... </div><div style="text-align: left;">Trail will be about 3 miles, will have water crossings. Trail will be mostly shaded with a mix of trails and shiggy!<br />Butt don't worry Mole will keep things from going too far off the rails?<br /><br /><h3 style="text-align: left;">Bring:</h3><b>WATER, IT IS HOT!</b> SERIOUSLY DON'T DIE ON TRAIL!<br />Your fucking self and everything you need to survive a trail on your own. <br />Drinking vessels for Brass Monkeys at circle.<br /><br />Why: Because you like drinking, period.<br /><br />D’erections:<br />FROM HOUSTON: Who do I look like, Spōrk? Fucking put the where into your phone and get your own directions.<br /><br /><br />Questions? Comments? Concerns? Sorry, can't hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry.)<br />Cocktor Spork's #: (832) 372-5133<br />KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141<br />0n-0n,<br />-=Twinkle Toes=-</div><p></p>Twinkle Toeshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01244969337135598293noreply@blogger.com14G3V+47, The Woodlands, TX 77389, USA30.1027709 -95.4567620999999921.792537063821154 -130.6130121 58.413004736178848 -60.300512099999992tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34277037.post-74596754992700900352023-08-02T18:42:00.004-05:002023-08-02T18:42:52.971-05:00BMH3 #353 – 08/05/2023:Fuck Fuck Goose Shiggy Trail and Pool Party!<p> </p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgHprfYdXG6mNrYkMJpuobYzLNm-8oTJY5podqGuFoNsa5c-sc4Gj04VD8pJ-HpKx8TcKNuwyMJd9bloGSzNZcvdz7TgQkR9IRdUzSywRe9XfviRmqRqdxU8ES0yQMT8lmIjTm0QyvKz6wueEmqiATnlTaMAROPp2R3rMqK1irym-wQR9kn1u-D/s1280/monkeyinpool.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="720" data-original-width="1280" height="180" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgHprfYdXG6mNrYkMJpuobYzLNm-8oTJY5podqGuFoNsa5c-sc4Gj04VD8pJ-HpKx8TcKNuwyMJd9bloGSzNZcvdz7TgQkR9IRdUzSywRe9XfviRmqRqdxU8ES0yQMT8lmIjTm0QyvKz6wueEmqiATnlTaMAROPp2R3rMqK1irym-wQR9kn1u-D/s320/monkeyinpool.jpg" width="320" /></a></div><p></p><p><br /></p><h1 style="text-align: left;">🚨🚨🚨 We need a hare for THE NEXT TRAIL!!!<span style="font-weight: normal;"> Lay us a short, wet trail or a pool party, or
whatever the fuck you want to lay!! To sign up <a href="https://teambrassmonkey.blogspot.com/2021/12/2022-hare-signups.html" target="_blank">Follow this link!</a> </span>🚨🚨🚨🚨</h1><p></p><div style="text-align: left;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;"><h1 style="text-align: left;">BMH3 #353 – 08/05/2023:Fuck Fuck Goose Shiggy Trail and <span style="font-family: Grenze Gotisch;">Pool Party!</span></h1><br /><br /><span style="font-family: Grenze Gotisch; font-size: x-large;">Hear ye, hear ye</span><span style="font-family: Grenze Gotisch;">, all you adventurous and thirsty souls of the Brass Monkey Hash House Harriers! It's time to mark your calendars for what may be the hottest hash of the year on Saturday, August 5, 2023!</span><br /><br /><br /><h3 style="text-align: left;">When: </h3>Saturday, August Fifth Year of our lord TwentyTwentyThree<br />• Main Pack 2PM show, 2:30PM Go<br />• TWO manned beer checks<br /><br /><h3 style="text-align: left;">Where: </h3>📍Cypress Creek MTB Trailhead<br />🏁14234 W Cypress Forest Dr, Houston, TX 77070<br />29.9840995226569, -95.57693700894869<br />https://goo.gl/maps/HcuXqWTfHJ6ffQSf7<br /><br /><h3 style="text-align: left;">Hare: </h3>Fuck Fuck Goose<br /><br /><h3 style="text-align: left;">Sidenote:</h3><b>FROM THE HARES: </b><br />What's in store for this trail, you may ask? Prepare yourselves for a 3-4 mile journey filled with heat, heat, shiggy, heat and more heat! Fear not, brave hashers, for we shall have not one, but TWO manned beer AND WATER checks to keep the spirits high and mouths dry... errrr, wet! And if the weather gods smile upon us, there might even be wet stuff and other shenanigans on the trail.<br /><br /><b>On-After Pool Party:</b><br />After conquering the trail, the festivities continue at Goose's residence! Goose is supplying a pool, Malört, some orange food, and a grill for those who may wish to bring their own meat or meat substitute to cook up.<br /><br /><b>Hares Notes:</b><br />- Trail is A to A'. Bring a vessel if you plan on pre-lubing in the parking lot.<br />- The temperature at go-time is supposed to be >100F. If you don't want to be like Goose and almost die on trail, <b>bring lots of water to carry with you.</b><br />- Pool On-After is BYOB and BYOM (Bring your own Meat or Meat substitute)<br />- Much to the chagrin of some of you; Goose's spawn will be at home so nudity is a no-go this time around. <br /><br /><br />Bring:<br /><b>WATER, IT IS HOT! </b>- Seriously everyone who didn't have it last time nearly died, and last trail was literally in water.<br />Your fucking self and everything you need to survive a trail on your own. <br />Drinking vessels for Brass Monkeys at circle.<br /><br />Why: Because you like drinking, period.<br /><br />D’erections:<br />FROM HOUSTON: Who do I look like, Spōrk? Fucking put the where into your phone and get your own directions.<br /><br /><br />Questions? Comments? Concerns? Sorry, can't hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry.)<br />Cocktor Spork's #: (832) 372-5133<br />KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141<br />0n-0n,<br />-=Twinkle Toes=-<br /></div>Twinkle Toeshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01244969337135598293noreply@blogger.com014236 W Cypress Forest Dr, Houston, TX 77070, USA29.9838109 -95.57757571.6735770638211562 -130.7338257 58.294044736178847 -60.4213257tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34277037.post-57120550317603254352023-07-19T08:32:00.006-05:002023-07-20T07:14:17.382-05:00 BMH3 #352 – 7/22/2023: Katch the Twink if you can<h2><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgBJIhn-kyFFHuWEWxnd0zB_bdNt7DwH4BMf8EhTId10mVb3-Ww1dY-hKqs9Y6G4_Jo0csy7DtqASrOJkSW3BVAVAjXZeVzo212hBWzZEbo-FDoL5li6JNMAupK5r2tJTpFeUazlUMOc9iGrW9Tg25YclKRoY1rEpA2Q2SW_f25gwxZqYCLTCC2qQ/s1200/0_CapturePNG.webp" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="630" data-original-width="1200" height="168" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgBJIhn-kyFFHuWEWxnd0zB_bdNt7DwH4BMf8EhTId10mVb3-Ww1dY-hKqs9Y6G4_Jo0csy7DtqASrOJkSW3BVAVAjXZeVzo212hBWzZEbo-FDoL5li6JNMAupK5r2tJTpFeUazlUMOc9iGrW9Tg25YclKRoY1rEpA2Q2SW_f25gwxZqYCLTCC2qQ/s320/0_CapturePNG.webp" width="320" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /></div></h2><h2>🚨🚨🚨 We need a Hare for the next trail which is 8/05/23 and the one after that TBD! Lots of trails available in August! Someone Lay us a short, wet trail or a pool party, or whatever the fuck you want to lay!! To sign up <a href="https://teambrassmonkey.blogspot.com/2021/12/2022-hare-signups.html" target="_blank">Follow this link!</a> 🚨🚨🚨🚨</h2><div> </div><div><h1>BMH3 #352 – 7/22/2023: Katch the Twink if you can</h1><br /><h3>When:</h3>Saturday, July 22nd, 2023<br />• Main Pack 3PM show, 3:30PM Go<br />• TWO Beer Checks(maybe, possibly, just come and see)<br /><br /><h3>Where:</h3></div><div><div>George Mitchell Nature Preserve Trailhead</div><div>Dr Ann Snyder Dr, The Woodlands, TX 77375</div><div>https://goo.gl/maps/JALmY3WMvnLCduWf8</div><div>30.14851898699069, -95.56339017679369</div></div><div><h3>Hares:</h3>KatchUp & Twinkle Toes</div><div><br /><h3>Sidenote:</h3><b>FROM THE HARES:</b><br />With all the chilly weather we have been having, we decided to change things up and bring the heat for this trail, so plan on getting wet with a nice 1+ mile trail. Expect to have the luxury of two beer checks but don't be too booshie if we don't. Dog friendly we expect. Ivanna is RA'ing so we should have a pretty damn good circle with no need for a hymnal<br /><br /><h3>Bring:</h3>WATER, IT IS HOT!<br />Bug Spray!<br />Your fucking self and everything you need to survive a trail on your own.<br />Drinking vessels for Brass Monkeys at circle.<br /><br />Why: Because you like drinking, period.<br /><br /><h3>D’erections:</h3>FROM HOUSTON: <br /><br /><br />Questions? Comments? Concerns? Sorry, can't hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry.)<br />Cocktor Spork's #: (832) 372-5133<br />KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141<br />0n-0n,<br />-=Titty McGhee=-</div>Titty McGheehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15482123739675417393noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34277037.post-58609089702052003372023-07-05T16:03:00.001-05:002023-07-05T16:03:27.190-05:00 BMH3 #351 – 7/8/2023: CSI and Stunt Hare Indiana Bones and the Temple of Poon<p> </p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhropepesY_AK-Dr2rqJn1Oe287icQHFrZwIcZlEQE6RQ6h5CkT54mfh65BpT3XmqMy4adS3ywkEf5ER0qchsdaFMxcc0h8kCUIiNPuWnbY4V1bIBTNv3_1DWDXu62MJNxtTJ0etAV5AnrOFam2zKOkq99DqcowCuI9NqjgiUA4sKCdZqcP0d_w/s900/csimonkey.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="900" data-original-width="900" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhropepesY_AK-Dr2rqJn1Oe287icQHFrZwIcZlEQE6RQ6h5CkT54mfh65BpT3XmqMy4adS3ywkEf5ER0qchsdaFMxcc0h8kCUIiNPuWnbY4V1bIBTNv3_1DWDXu62MJNxtTJ0etAV5AnrOFam2zKOkq99DqcowCuI9NqjgiUA4sKCdZqcP0d_w/s320/csimonkey.jpg" width="320" /></a></div><br /><p></p><h1 style="text-align: left;">🚨🚨🚨 We need a hare for THE NEXT TRAIL!!!<span style="font-weight: normal;"> Lots of trails available in July
and August! Lay us a short, wet trail or a pool party, or
whatever the fuck you want to lay!! To sign up <a href="https://teambrassmonkey.blogspot.com/2021/12/2022-hare-signups.html" target="_blank">Follow this link!</a> </span>🚨🚨🚨🚨</h1><h1 style="text-align: left;"> </h1><div style="text-align: left;"><h2 style="text-align: left;"> BMH3 #351 – 7/8/2023: CSI and Stunt Hare Indiana Bones and the Temple of Poon</h2><br /><h3 style="text-align: left;">When: </h3>Saturday, July Eighth, Twenty Twentythree<br />• Main Pack 3PM show, 3:30PM Go<br />• Manned Beer Check!<br /><br /><h3 style="text-align: left;">Where: </h3>Old Riley Fuzzle road, right by where it turns away from 99 - park in the dirt under/next to 99<br /><a href="https://goo.gl/maps/oG2dubw1pQ9533168">https://goo.gl/maps/oG2dubw1pQ9533168</a><br />30.09472911906069, -95.40513956977969<br /><br /><h3 style="text-align: left;">Hares: </h3>CSI<br />Stunt Hare Indiana Bones and the Temple of Poon<br /><br /><h3 style="text-align: left;">Sidenote:</h3>FROM THE HARES: <br />2-3 mile shady shiggy trail with shallow water crossings. Eagle split at hares discretion weather permitting.<br /><br /><h3 style="text-align: left;">Bring:</h3><b>WATER</b>, IT IS HOT!<br />SERIOUSLY, BRING A CAMELBAK FULL OF ICE WATER, we don't need anyone overheating on trail.<br />Your fucking self and everything you need to survive a trail on your own. <br />Drinking vessels for Brass Monkeys at circle.<br /><br />Why: Because you like drinking, period.<br /><br /><h3 style="text-align: left;">D’erections:</h3>FROM HOUSTON: Who do I look like, Spōrk? Fucking put the where into your phone and get your own directions.<br />If you find yourself at the spring creek greenway nature center, turn around and cross riley fuzzle rd.<br /><br /><br />Questions? Comments? Concerns? Sorry, can't hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry.)<br />Cocktor Spork's #: (832) 372-5133<br />KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141<br />0n-0n,<br />-=Twinkle Toes=-</div>Twinkle Toeshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01244969337135598293noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34277037.post-57663892519247072192023-06-19T15:42:00.001-05:002023-06-19T15:42:36.943-05:00BMH3 #350 – 6/24/2023: Outside Cats Birthday!!!<p></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiBOIxlIn7Eje9xvTWMMT_Z2S5F3ZthKj7UJTrCdodcwziCP0yUiv9ZXJQO0kEpFLMTDbUvPsdQHSeig3vNxCQ39Aa8IKwbP3QDrYIlelZmIwVT-68fc8IVGq5pcQwMXyiDzfk3Nr7f4VnEqYtJBsXOFWkCrExyllZFK33OE9CdzKgC2Pjkxj4E/s5714/monkey%20pulling%20cat%20ears.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="3809" data-original-width="5714" height="213" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiBOIxlIn7Eje9xvTWMMT_Z2S5F3ZthKj7UJTrCdodcwziCP0yUiv9ZXJQO0kEpFLMTDbUvPsdQHSeig3vNxCQ39Aa8IKwbP3QDrYIlelZmIwVT-68fc8IVGq5pcQwMXyiDzfk3Nr7f4VnEqYtJBsXOFWkCrExyllZFK33OE9CdzKgC2Pjkxj4E/s320/monkey%20pulling%20cat%20ears.jpg" width="320" /></a></div><br /> <p></p><h1 style="text-align: left;">🚨🚨🚨 We need hares for THE NEXT TRAIL!!!<span style="font-weight: normal;"> Lots of trails available in July
and August! Someone Lay us a short, wet trail or a pool party, or
whatever the fuck you want to lay!! To sign up <a href="https://teambrassmonkey.blogspot.com/2021/12/2022-hare-signups.html" target="_blank">Follow this link!</a> </span>🚨🚨🚨🚨</h1><p> </p><div style="text-align: left;"><h1 style="text-align: left;">BMH3 #350 – 6/24/2023: Outside Cats Birthday!!!</h1><br /><h3 style="text-align: left;">When: </h3>Saturday, June TwentyFourth, Twothousand and Twentythree<br />• Main Pack 3PM show, 3:30PM Go<br />• Manned Beer Check!<br /><br /><h3 style="text-align: left;">Where:</h3>Creepy dead end of Red Oak Dr. approximately: 19603 Red Oak Dr, Houston, TX 77090<br /><a href="https://goo.gl/maps/ULPvexq6zVRau9Vq8">https://goo.gl/maps/ULPvexq6zVRau9Vq8</a><br />30.03316564259569, -95.45546468240269<br /><br /><h3 style="text-align: left;">Hares: </h3>Outside Cat <br />Twinkle Toes<br /><br /><h3 style="text-align: left;">Sidenote:</h3><b>FROM THE HARES:</b> <br />Outside Cat promises a wonderful trail that will be<b> shady, wet, and truly close to 3 miles. </b>(not an IVANNA "3" mile trail).<br />The mosquitos are bad, so bring bug spray! It's also the 350th monkey trail, so the chances of special treats at circle is much higher than normal.<br /><br /><h3 style="text-align: left;">Bring:</h3><b>WATER, IT IS HOT!</b>, no seriously, bring water to drink on trail, we don't need anyone dieing on us.<br />Your fucking self and everything you need to survive a trail on your own. <br />Drinking vessels for Brass Monkeys at circle.<br /><br />Why: Because you like drinking, period.<br /><br />D’erections:<br />FROM HOUSTON: Who do I look like, Spōrk? Fucking put the where into your phone and get your own directions.<br /><br /><br /><br />Questions? Comments? Concerns? Sorry, can't hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry.)<br />Cocktor Spork's #: (832) 372-5133<br />KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141<br />0n-0n,<br />-=Twinkle Toes=-</div>Twinkle Toeshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01244969337135598293noreply@blogger.com018043 Red Oak Dr, Houston, TX 77090, USA30.0328481 -95.45564631.7226142638211535 -130.6118963 58.343081936178848 -60.2993963tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34277037.post-84525533138222240882023-06-07T00:03:00.004-05:002023-06-19T15:38:46.381-05:00Indiana Bones and the Temple of Butt Chugs<p> </p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhkNoJOLSbnC-FaZIlOUftJtx42ECsqRscDaY4WKs7O0KT8aONyxrvAVzawJEf0GqjSqgXV7NfeQkTbW9e9_Sk7jc5VPSJi19GFwaTiox4vxPqJtC8w3Mf2jeGJZ2A-K_Nu9dUe9-dwNueZOeNvE3jBHnrA_QiktQiNBoL6Nfyxrvnuxrz9DQ/s1016/horseandbaboon.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"></a><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /></div><br /></div><p></p><h2>🚨🚨🚨 We need Summertime hares! Lots of trails available in July and August! Someone Lay us a short, wet trail or a pool party, or whatever the fuck you want to lay!! To sign up <a href="https://teambrassmonkey.blogspot.com/2021/12/2022-hare-signups.html" target="_blank">Follow this link!</a> 🚨🚨🚨🚨</h2><div> </div><div><h1>BMH3 #349 – 6/10/2023: Indiana Bones and the Hairy Butt Chug</h1><br /><h3>When: NOTE THE TIME CHANGE</h3>Saturday, June 10th 2023<br />• Main Pack 3PM show, 3:30PM Go<br /><br /><br /><h3>Where:</h3><div>EAST of sharpening your tip(Ace Hardware) and NORTH of strengthening your... tool?(24hr Fitness)</div><div>Sadly there is no name for this location so if you need help please call Spork.</div><a href="https://maps.app.goo.gl/xjetFcV6kUFA7cip7?g_st=i">https://maps.app.goo.gl/xjetFcV6kUFA7cip7?g_st=i</a></div><div>30.17656071952146, -95.53466809466572<br /><br /><h3>Hares:</h3>Indiana Bones and the Temple of Poon & Ivanna Hairy Butt Chug<br /><br /><h3>Sidenote:</h3><b>FROM THE HARES:</b><br /><span id="docs-internal-guid-a15dfc82-7fff-e896-685b-bca72125404e"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space-collapse: preserve;">Look who’s back, Indiana Bones!!! She has decided that it is time to get back to hashing (not by car but by "KneeRover"). She has thought up a great return trail. Lots of shiggy, lots of shade and lots of moist V shaped areas. Trail is about 4 miles long, give or take a tire rotation of the "KneeRover", several water crossings and a few bugs to make it worth your while. As always, Ivanna is involved so expect Ivanna type shiggy, meaning wear your shiggy socks!! At least one beer check maybe more.</span></span><br /><br />Use keyword "KatchUp" for a 10% discount on your very own KneeRover. Please place all calls for the discounted price to (832) 372-5133<br /><h3>Bring:</h3>WATER, IT IS HOT!<br />Bug Spray!<br />Your fucking self and everything you need to survive a trail on your own.<br />Drinking vessels for Brass Monkeys at circle.<br /><br />Why: Because you like drinking, period.<br /><br /><h3>D’erections:</h3><span face=""Trebuchet MS", Trebuchet, Verdana, sans-serif" style="background-color: black; color: #cccccc; font-size: 13px;">FROM HOUSTON: Who do I look like, Spōrk? Fucking put the where into your phone and get your own directions.</span><br /><br /><br /><br />Questions? Comments? Concerns? Sorry, can't hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry.)<br />Cocktor Spork's #: (832) 372-5133<br />KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141<br />0n-0n,<br />-=Twinkle Toes=-</div>Titty McGheehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15482123739675417393noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34277037.post-46257336675149568352023-05-22T10:31:00.002-05:002023-05-22T10:31:53.530-05:00 BMH3 #348 – 5/27/2023: Save a Horse(Ride a Mole) and 101 Donations!<p> </p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhkNoJOLSbnC-FaZIlOUftJtx42ECsqRscDaY4WKs7O0KT8aONyxrvAVzawJEf0GqjSqgXV7NfeQkTbW9e9_Sk7jc5VPSJi19GFwaTiox4vxPqJtC8w3Mf2jeGJZ2A-K_Nu9dUe9-dwNueZOeNvE3jBHnrA_QiktQiNBoL6Nfyxrvnuxrz9DQ/s1016/horseandbaboon.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="651" data-original-width="1016" height="205" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhkNoJOLSbnC-FaZIlOUftJtx42ECsqRscDaY4WKs7O0KT8aONyxrvAVzawJEf0GqjSqgXV7NfeQkTbW9e9_Sk7jc5VPSJi19GFwaTiox4vxPqJtC8w3Mf2jeGJZ2A-K_Nu9dUe9-dwNueZOeNvE3jBHnrA_QiktQiNBoL6Nfyxrvnuxrz9DQ/s320/horseandbaboon.jpg" width="320" /></a></div><p></p><h2 style="text-align: left;">🚨🚨🚨 We need Summertime hares! Lots of trails available in July and August! Someone Lay us a short, wet trail or a pool party, or whatever the fuck you want to lay!! To sign up <a href="https://teambrassmonkey.blogspot.com/2021/12/2022-hare-signups.html" target="_blank">Follow this link!</a> 🚨🚨🚨🚨</h2><div style="text-align: left;"> </div><div style="text-align: left;"><h1 style="text-align: left;"> BMH3 #348 – 5/27/2023: Save a Horse(Ride a Mole) and 101 Donations!</h1><br /><h3 style="text-align: left;">When: </h3>Saturday, May TwentySeventh,TwentyTwentyThree<br />• Main Pack 2PM show, 2:30PM Go<br />• TWO Bier Checks<br /><br /><h3 style="text-align: left;">Where: </h3>WG Jones State Forest Trailhead (on the south side of 1488, east parking lot without the lake)<br />30.234131897850669, -95.48212363643669<br /><a href="https://goo.gl/maps/LSqiWNtohXzm9LJB9">https://goo.gl/maps/LSqiWNtohXzm9LJB9</a><br /><br /><h3 style="text-align: left;">Hares: </h3>Save a Horse(Ride a Mole)<br />101 Donations<br /><br /><h3 style="text-align: left;">Sidenote:</h3><b>FROM THE HARES: </b><br />Trail is 3.69 miles, with 2 Bier checks. Hashers will definitely need bug spray, and can expect water crossings ( it's a Save a Horse trail).<br /><br /><h3 style="text-align: left;">Bring:</h3>WATER, IT IS HOT!<br />Bug Spray!<br />Your fucking self and everything you need to survive a trail on your own. <br />Drinking vessels for Brass Monkeys at circle.<br /><br />Why: Because you like drinking, period.<br /><br /><h3 style="text-align: left;">D’erections:</h3>FROM HOUSTON: Head north on 45 until you hit 1488. Head West on 1488, first parking lot on the south side after you pass Peoples rd.<br /><br /><br /><br />Questions? Comments? Concerns? Sorry, can't hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry.)<br />Cocktor Spork's #: (832) 372-5133<br />KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141<br />0n-0n,<br />-=Twinkle Toes=-</div><p></p>Twinkle Toeshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01244969337135598293noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34277037.post-6232365935499474102023-05-09T12:41:00.009-05:002023-05-09T18:49:58.205-05:00BMH3 #347 – 5/13/23: The 10th Analversary of the MILF Trail!<p> </p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgFkrIstL4IL2mYA6h0w-ecuoFkPVSuWTY_NPrVRV_fDSjEUgP81UXpL44QysctYwaikOkdvp2GocGHV7RfpMoBA8MiYpoajm_mB1KgUMRahShJV5F12xQ3Z7HwHIrzd5kewhC8sKlUAYBT_2M-QdL1NNbV8-jgSiH2eIrBm9FdanaUbRAOGMY/s275/download.jpeg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="275" data-original-width="183" height="275" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgFkrIstL4IL2mYA6h0w-ecuoFkPVSuWTY_NPrVRV_fDSjEUgP81UXpL44QysctYwaikOkdvp2GocGHV7RfpMoBA8MiYpoajm_mB1KgUMRahShJV5F12xQ3Z7HwHIrzd5kewhC8sKlUAYBT_2M-QdL1NNbV8-jgSiH2eIrBm9FdanaUbRAOGMY/s1600/download.jpeg" width="183" /></a></div><br /><p><br /></p><h1 style="background-color: black; color: #cccccc; font-family: "Trebuchet MS", Trebuchet, Verdana, sans-serif;">BMH3 #347 – 5/13/23: The 10th Analversary of the MILF Trail!</h1><p><br style="background-color: black; color: #cccccc; font-family: "Trebuchet MS", Trebuchet, Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /></p><h3 style="background-color: black; color: #aadd99; font-family: "Trebuchet MS", Trebuchet, Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 18.2px; font-weight: normal; line-height: 1.4em; margin: 0.25em 0px 0px; padding: 0px 0px 4px;">When:</h3><div><span style="background-color: black; color: #cccccc; font-family: "Trebuchet MS", Trebuchet, Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">Saturday, May 13th, at 2:00pm!</span></div><div><span style="background-color: black; color: #cccccc; font-family: "Trebuchet MS", Trebuchet, Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">• Main Pack 2PM show, 2:30PM Go</span></div><p><br style="background-color: black; color: #cccccc; font-family: "Trebuchet MS", Trebuchet, Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /></p><h3 style="background-color: black; color: #aadd99; font-family: "Trebuchet MS", Trebuchet, Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 18.2px; font-weight: normal; line-height: 1.4em; margin: 0.25em 0px 0px; padding: 0px 0px 4px;">Where:</h3><div><span style="background-color: black; color: #cccccc; font-family: "Trebuchet MS", Trebuchet, Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">***George Mitchell Preserve / Rob Flemming Park***</span></div><div><span style="background-color: black; color: #cccccc; font-family: "Trebuchet MS", Trebuchet, Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">30.1441310, -95.5114326</span></div><div><span style="background-color: black; color: #cccccc; font-family: "Trebuchet MS", Trebuchet, Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">https://maps.app.goo.gl/jr7LKgMxautj1ycw7</span></div><p><br style="background-color: black; color: #cccccc; font-family: "Trebuchet MS", Trebuchet, Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /></p><h3 style="background-color: black; color: #aadd99; font-family: "Trebuchet MS", Trebuchet, Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 18.2px; font-weight: normal; line-height: 1.4em; margin: 0.25em 0px 0px; padding: 0px 0px 4px;">Hares:</h3><div><span style="background-color: black; color: #cccccc; font-family: "Trebuchet MS", Trebuchet, Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">The Land of MILF & Honey and Indiana Bones and the Temple of Poon</span></div><p><br style="background-color: black; color: #cccccc; font-family: "Trebuchet MS", Trebuchet, Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /></p><h3 style="background-color: black; color: #aadd99; font-family: "Trebuchet MS", Trebuchet, Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 18.2px; font-weight: normal; line-height: 1.4em; margin: 0.25em 0px 0px; padding: 0px 0px 4px;">Sidenote:</h3><div><span style="background-color: black; color: #cccccc; font-family: "Trebuchet MS", Trebuchet, Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">FROM THE HARES:</span></div><div><span style="background-color: black; color: #cccccc; font-family: "Trebuchet MS", Trebuchet, Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">Celebrate all MILFs and MILFs-to-be at the 10th analversary of the Brass Monkey MILF trail! Yes, in true mama monkey style, you will get into the shiggy and possible water crossings. You will be pampered with some chick pleasing foods at the end...along with the various orange colored food products too. There will be Brass Monkeys and mimosas. Yes! There will be the famous vagina cupcakes. For this special trail, there is a patch too. Cum out and play before you need to be really nice to your mamas the next day!</span></div><p><br style="background-color: black; color: #cccccc; font-family: "Trebuchet MS", Trebuchet, Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /></p><h3 style="background-color: black; color: #aadd99; font-family: "Trebuchet MS", Trebuchet, Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 18.2px; font-weight: normal; line-height: 1.4em; margin: 0.25em 0px 0px; padding: 0px 0px 4px;">Bring:</h3><p><span style="background-color: black; color: #cccccc; font-family: "Trebuchet MS", Trebuchet, Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">WATER, IT IS HOT!</span><br style="background-color: black; color: #cccccc; font-family: "Trebuchet MS", Trebuchet, Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="background-color: black; color: #cccccc; font-family: "Trebuchet MS", Trebuchet, Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">Your fucking self and everything you need to survive a trail on your own.</span><br style="background-color: black; color: #cccccc; font-family: "Trebuchet MS", Trebuchet, Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="background-color: black; color: #cccccc; font-family: "Trebuchet MS", Trebuchet, Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">Drinking vessels for Brass Monkeys at circle.</span><br style="background-color: black; color: #cccccc; font-family: "Trebuchet MS", Trebuchet, Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><br style="background-color: black; color: #cccccc; font-family: "Trebuchet MS", Trebuchet, Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="background-color: black; color: #cccccc; font-family: "Trebuchet MS", Trebuchet, Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">Why: Because you like drinking, period.</span><br style="background-color: black; color: #cccccc; font-family: "Trebuchet MS", Trebuchet, Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><br style="background-color: black; color: #cccccc; font-family: "Trebuchet MS", Trebuchet, Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="background-color: black; color: #cccccc; font-family: "Trebuchet MS", Trebuchet, Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">D’erections:</span><br style="background-color: black; color: #cccccc; font-family: "Trebuchet MS", Trebuchet, Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="background-color: black; color: #cccccc; font-family: "Trebuchet MS", Trebuchet, Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">FROM HOUSTON: Who do I look like, Spōrk? Fucking put the where into your phone and get your own directions. </span><b style="background-color: black; color: #cccccc; font-family: "Trebuchet MS", Trebuchet, Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">If you end up at the Spring Creek Greenway nature center, you went to the wrong side of Riley Fuzzle, flip a bitch, cross Riley Fuzzle, and drive down to the creepy dead end.</b><br style="background-color: black; color: #cccccc; font-family: "Trebuchet MS", Trebuchet, Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><br style="background-color: black; color: #cccccc; font-family: "Trebuchet MS", Trebuchet, Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><br style="background-color: black; color: #cccccc; font-family: "Trebuchet MS", Trebuchet, Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="background-color: black; color: #cccccc; font-family: "Trebuchet MS", Trebuchet, Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">Questions? Comments? Concerns? Sorry, can't hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry.)</span><br style="background-color: black; color: #cccccc; font-family: "Trebuchet MS", Trebuchet, Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="background-color: black; color: #cccccc; font-family: "Trebuchet MS", Trebuchet, Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">Cocktor Spork's #: (832) 372-5133</span><br style="background-color: black; color: #cccccc; font-family: "Trebuchet MS", Trebuchet, Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="background-color: black; color: #cccccc; font-family: "Trebuchet MS", Trebuchet, Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141</span><br style="background-color: black; color: #cccccc; font-family: "Trebuchet MS", Trebuchet, Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="background-color: black; color: #cccccc; font-family: "Trebuchet MS", Trebuchet, Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">0n-0n,</span></p>Titty McGheehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15482123739675417393noreply@blogger.com0