Houston, We are a go for Drunkenness!!!!!

Mission: Reserve Keg of Dos Equis Special Lager to guarantee the unsoberness of those who choose to participate in the debaucheries leading up to Hashtoberfest.
Target DX:

Target Location A: Spec's Wine and Spirits

Contact: Chubby Beer Guy with curly hair and glasses.

It was a unusually cool day in Houston and I set out on a mission for Hashers and country. I arrived at Target Location Alpha at approx 6:30 pm. I knew I had to slip in undetected so I set up a distraction using ESPN dressed up as a Mexican Hooker. I knew that would draw enough attention for me to slip in the front without being seen. As I was hiding behind a whiskey display I noticed a security guard coming my way. I was done for, but then Espn came from the left flank and stopped the guard dead in his tracks with her supple curves.
I then made my way around the rear and met up with my contact and he informed me that target Delta X-ray was in the back cooler, but it had security and could leave the location at any time for business. I told him there was no way he could let Target Delta X-ray leave the location until I came to due the final aquisition of the Target on 10/04/06. He assured me the target would be here given the payment he was due. We shook hands and I pulled him in close, looked him dead in the eyes and said "Don't let me down because then I will have to go to plan B and that won't be pretty." I then briefly explained plan B so there was no confusion. One thousand yards off the front perimeter I had a team with 30mm POOP Mortars designed to cause havoc if necessary I only hope I won't have to use them.
I was able to slip back out the front again aided by ESPN's ability to draw attention to herself and the Mission was a success. The second part of the Mission will be completed once the rest of my crack Team of drunkards arrives (NBN, MILF, COCK SCRATCH FEVER). Then we're gonna end this thing once and for all!

TOP 5 SONGS FOR HASHTOBERFEST

For this particular outing the theme has been gay motivational songs from cheesy movies that were popular mostly in the 80's mixed with some gay songs that you can't help but sing all day. Let's start with number 5.

5. This song is by a group that started out with the name "The Sex Gang Children". This particular song has also been in such cinematic classics as "Billy Madison" starring Adam Sandler.
"I'll Tumble 4 Ya" by the always lovely Culture Club.

4. This song is buy a singer known for his inspirational ballads. This particular song is from the Soundtrack to the movie "Bloodsport" starring Jean Claude Van-Damme.

"Fight To Survive" by Stan Bush



















3.This next song is by a group that evolved from the ever famous group Jefferson Airplane. The song is from the inspirational movie that everyone loves "Mannequin".

"Nothin's Gonna Stop Us Now" by Starship

2.This particualar hit made number one on the Billboard Hot 100 hundred list in February of 1985. This group is a Famous Duo, however if you ask most people they can only tell who one of the singers are. Does the name Andrew Ridgeley ring a bell????


I give you the song "Careless Whispers" by the ever popular always stylish WHAM!







1. Now for the long awaited #1 song of Hashtoberfest. This is a song by a group that we all know and love. This particular Duo happens to be the best selling twosome in the history of music. Daryl Hall (who's last name is actually Hohl) and John Oates met while attending Temple Univeristy and fate is what brought this amazing group together. Each musician had their own band while attending Temple and they were in the school ballroom set to compete against other bands including each other's (Hall's band was called the Temptones and Oates' was called The Masters) when gun fire rang out. By sheer coincidence, the two artists ended up in the same elevator. The rest folks, is music history.

My favorite group, your favorite group, everyones favorite group HALL AND OATES singing "POSSESSION OBSESSION".If you don't know you should download it because it's a keeper.

TEAM BRASS MONKEY OFFICIAL SHIRTS!!!!!!

For all you fellow Brass Monkey supporters we have come together in an attempt to make the one of the COOLEST T-shirts ever!! We want all the idea's people can conjure up involving Brass Monkey's and Team Brass Monkey and we need them quick. Spotty's idea about combining Hall and Oates and Team brass monkey is by far the most awesome idea to date. That would be a Kick ASS shirt! ALL idea's involving Hall and Oates references are welcome and preferred. Lets get creative people!! Regardless any ideas are welcome especially if you plan on buying one!!!!

MMMM BRASS MONKEY'S

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