BRASS MONKEY H3 R*N # 254: BMH3 + H4 Campout = Possible Death
When: Saturday, October 19th, at 3:00pm!
Where: Texas Renaissance Festival
21778 FM 1774, Todd Mission, TX 77363.
***Day Trippers can park in the main faire parking for free. Campers can enter the campground, but it requires a pass.***
Hares: Will He Peter and Epic Fail
Why: Because you like drinking, period.
Bring: $5 for hash cash (IF YOU ARE ONLY HASHING AND LEAVING, OTHERWISE READ BELOW!), shag bag (change of clothes, you'll get dirty), BUG SPRAY, PI repellent (if applicable), sunscreen, $$ for haberdashery: shirts from $15+, patches $3, socks $10, and a thirst for beer of course.
FROM ANYWHERE: Read this shit (https://www.texrenfest.com/map-directions)
FROM THE HARES: Remember the The Monkeys of Brass’ Sexquicentennial Scurry, Scamper, and Sexual Orgy of Salacious Talent (aka the 150th run) at which everyone got wet and drunk? No? Well neither do we, so we are doing it again.
Trail will be at Texas Renaissance Festival, starting in the campgrounds at the Realm of Ramith.
But Epic Fail, What is a Realm of Ramith you ask? Just a group of hash-friendly crazy pirates known to get drunk, sing sea shanties and might rivel the hashers for some of their shenanigans.
But Epic Fail, I don't know where to find a Realm of Ramith?? Don't worry, just look at this map and go to #16. https://dynamix-cdn.s3.amazonaws.com/texrenfestcom/texrenfestcom_703739644.jpg
Why are we AT the ren faire? Because H4 is being annoying and doing a campout the same weekend as YFFs usual trail. If you want to stay the night, get a camping pass and join us! We will be going all weekend. If not, you gotta get sober and leave by 11 pm. DON'T DRIVE DRUNK, THE POLICE LOOK FOR DRUNKS AROUND HERE AS INTENSELY AS DONNY LOOKS FOR HIS NEXT PAIR OF CROCS.
Do I need to rego?? $5 for trail. If you plan to camp, drink the hash keg and want a gimmie, it's $10. Rego at https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSc-SA_kbotA_7Az6Hj1kAYvlULXWipPdpxwbHHIgTrpUqr9uA/
What should I bring?? Everything if you plan to camp. We are providing beer and some trail snacks. There are food trucks, porta potties and showers on site.
More info on H4 Fall Cmapout can be found here: (https://www.facebook.com/events/1048107182246894/)
What’s the worst that could happen? We shall see…
Questions? Comments? Concerns? Sorry, can't hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry.)
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