BRASS MONKEY H3 R*N # 220 - Outside Cat & Penis First, Mouth Second's BIRFDAY Trail!
When: Saturday, June 30th, at ***2:00pm!***
Where: Burroughs Park
9738 Hufsmith Road
Tomball, TX 77375
Hares: Penis First, Mouth Second & Outside Cat
Why: Because you like drinking, period.
Bring: $5 for hash cash, shag bag (change of clothes, you'll get dirty), BUG SPRAY, PI repellent (if applicable), sunscreen, $$ for haberdashery: patches $3, socks $10, and a thirst for beer of course.
FROM HOUSTON: Take I-45 North to the Grand Parkway (TX-99) and go West, that's left. Take that to Küykendahl Road and turn right. Go until you hit Huffsmith, then turn left. Park will be after the left curve. Go to the back. Look for assholes.
Here we go people, Outside Cat & Penis First, Mouth Second have come together to celebrate their BIRFDAYs, and that can't be very good for either of them, so why should it be for the rest of us? According to the hares this is going to be a LIVE trail! You heard me right, people, LIVE, which we've only done like... twice? Maybe? At least one beer check. They made it their goal to make you wet and bloody, so we'll see how well they do! If you catch the hares, something may happen. In their words, "You may regret catching us, but may the bold bring it on hard and learn a new reason to hate us." They said everyone should bring a DD, and expect a "YuccaLaid stand at finish"... whatever that means.
What’s the worst that could happen? We shall see…
Questions? Comments? Concerns? Sorry, can't hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry.)
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