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Monday, November 03, 2014

BRASS MONKEY H3 RUN # 125


When: Saturday, November 8th, at 2:00pm!
*WE'RE BACK TO EARLY START TIMES!*

Where: Alden Bridge Sports Park

Hares: Homoglobin and klosi7 phrEEk

Why: Because you like drinking, period.

Bring: $5 for hash cash, shag bag (change of clothes), BUG SPRAY, $$ for haberdashery (T-shirts $12), stickers $1, patches $3, thirst for beer of course.

D’erections:
Take I-45 North or Hardy Toll Road until it dead-ends in I-45. Take Exit 77 for Research Forest Drive / Tamina Drive. Once you hit the light, turn left onto Research Forest. Go for like 5 miles then turn right onto Green Bridge Drive. Go for a mile and turn right onto 242 and the park will be on your right within a half mile.

You also have the option to exit onto 242 but then you will just need to bust a bitch at Green Bridge and loop back around, your call.

Sidenote FROM THE HARES:

BRING YOUR CAMOUFLAGE! Since we are getting close to Veteran's Day, we are going to have a sneeking around through the woods kind of afternoon! Regular Brass Monkey style trail, lots of shiggy, 3-5 miles, dog friendly (with a couple areas a leash will be needed), at least one beer check, some b00b checks, some dick checks, some witchy-ways, and just typical shitshow type material.

Well, you heard it people, make it happen!

Cocktor Spork’s #: (832) 372-5133
KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141

0n-0n Bitches,

Cocktor Spork