Wednesday, August 22, 2018

BRASS MONKEY H3 R*N # 224 - The 2nd Anal Flock You Hash


BRASS MONKEY H3 R*N # 224 - The 2nd Anal Flock You Hash

When: Saturday, August 25th, at ***3:00pm!***

Where: Northwood Pines Park
Spring, TX 77373
(Off Northgate Crossing Blvd. & Kingbriar Lane)

Hares: Dumbsterbaitor, Womb Raider, Mouth Organ and Indiana Bones and the Temple of Poon.

Why: Because you like drinking, period.

Bring: $5 for hash cash, shag bag (change of clothes, you'll get dirty), BUG SPRAY, PI repellent (if applicable), sunscreen, $$ for haberdashery: patches $3, socks $10, and a thirst for beer of course.

D’erections:
FROM HOUSTON:
I-45 N to exit 72. From north feeder turn right towards Hardy toll road then left onto Northgate Crossing Blvd.
OR
Hardy toll road to Northgate crossing exit. Turn right on Northgate Crossing Blvd.
Park is on the right in about ½ a mile.
Please car pool if you can. Parking lot is on the smaller side.

Sidenote:
FROM THE FLOCK LEADERS: It is once again time to don those beautiful feather and get ready to fly thru the shiggy!! We want to see some BIRDS so there will be PRIZES!! 1st, 2nd, and 3rd place prizes for best birds. If you’re the only bird then WHOO HOO you get all the loot!! Don’t miss out!! Put on your best feathers!! Trail will be a 3-4 mile mix of runnable trail, shiggy (of course) and water crossings. Trail should be hash dog friendly. There will be 2 (yes 2!) manned Flocktail checks with hard cider, good beer, possibly something weird from Indiana Bones and cold water so you don’t die. Womb Raider is baking some cookies and possibly concocting a special Flocktail drink for circle. See all you birds Saturday.

What’s the worst that could happen? We shall see…

Questions? Comments? Concerns? Sorry, can't hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry.)

Cocktor Spork's #: (832) 372-5133
KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141

0n-0n Bitches,
Cocktor Spork

Friday, August 10, 2018

BRASS MONKEY H3 R*N # 223


BRASS MONKEY H3 R*N # 223

When: Saturday, August 11th, at ***3:00pm!***

Where: Timber Lakes/Timber Ridge Pool-ish
3434 Royal Oaks Drive,
The Woodlands, TX
*Park along Timber Lakes Road. Look for assholes.

Hare: Homoglobin

Why: Because you like drinking, period.

Bring: $5 for hash cash, shag bag (change of clothes, you'll get dirty), BUG SPRAY, PI repellent (if applicable), sunscreen, $$ for haberdashery: patches $3, socks $10, and a thirst for beer of course.

D’erections:
Take I-45 North or Hardy Toll Road to exit 73 for Rayford / Sawdust. Turn left onto Sawdust Road, and take it for like 4-ish lights, and SAWDUST TURNS LEFT. Like, going straight is another street, so yeah, turn left onto Sawdust at the Starbucks/Burger King intersection. You will then follow Sawdust the entire fucking way until it deadends. You'll go hard right, right, left, bam, fucking deadend. Turn right onto Glen Lock Drive. Turn left on Royal Oaks Drive. Look for assholes.

Sidenote:
FROM THE HARE: 3-4 mile trail, water crossings, dog friendly! Nothing else spectacular besides shiggy one beer check.

What’s the worst that could happen? We shall see…

Questions? Comments? Concerns? Sorry, can't hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry.)

Cocktor Spork's #: (832) 372-5133
KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141

0n-0n Bitches,
Cocktor Spork