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 BMH3 #340 – 2/4/2023: Outside Cat    🎵Wet pussy, just a friendly little cat.🎵

When:

Saturday, February Fourth, Twenty TwentyTwo
• Main Pack 2PM show, 2:30PM Go
• Manned Beer Check if you're lucky

Where:

Timber Lane Park DGC
2615 Ciderwood Dr, Spring, TX 77373
https://maps.app.goo.gl/w4gt1sXXRDqs2tMBA
30.044004826324369, -95.38902141120769

Hare:

Outside Cat

Sidenote:

FROM THE HARES:
The hare has promised a shiggy trail, 3-5 miles, with a high likelihood of getting wet!

Bring:

A change of clothes, you might be getting moist, and it might be chilly.
Your fucking self and everything you need to survive a trail on your own.
Drinking vessels for Brass Monkeys at circle.

Why: Because you like drinking, period.

D’erections:
FROM HOUSTON: Who do I look like, Spōrk? Fucking put the where into your phone and get your own directions.


FROM Twinkle Toes:

WE HAVE SURVIVED!! Since we're all vaccinated(you're vaccinated, right??!) and Covid numbers are going down like your Mom, the Brass Monkey hash will be returning to a more normal format!  

•YES we will have group start times!
•YES we will be having circles!
•YES we will have BEER AND MONKEYS!!!
•YES we will have $5 Hash Cash

Buuuuuutttt since Covid isn't 100% gone we're going to have a few changes:

•If covid numbers are up, Hares will lay trail A to A or A to A' - NO CARBACKS.
•Bring a drinking vessel! no more passing monkeys around the circle - and don't put the mouth of the 40 on the rim of your vessel.
•There will be hand sanitizer by the snacks and coolers. USE IT before touching common surfaces.
•Everyone has different comfort levels, if someone wants to keep their distance, or wear a mask, Respect their wishes.
•THE FRB helmet... how the fuck did we ever allow a cootie catcher like that to exist... Not sure





Questions? Comments? Concerns? Sorry, can't hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry.)
Cocktor Spork's #: (832) 372-5133
KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141
0n-0n,
-=Twinkle Toes=-

 

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 BMH3 #339 – 1/21/2023: Last trail before Indiana Bones goes under the knife!

When:

Saturday, January TwentyFirst, TwentyTwentyThree
• Main Pack 2PM show, 2:30PM Go
• Manned Beer Check or TWO!

Where:

Terramont Park
8500 Terramont Dr, The Woodlands, TX 77382
30.202338224087669, -95.55691331795469
https://goo.gl/maps/UqZaLMizLi1hiwum9

Hares:

Indiana Bones and the Temple of Poon
Ivanna Hairy Buttchug

Sidenote:

FROM THE HARES:
Our fair lady, Indiana Bones and the Temple of Poon, requires some ankle surgery.  To celebrate this great event she and Ivanna will be laying trail.  Trail will be grueling, trail will be long, the mud waist deep and the water crossing a mile long. All the things you would expect from someone with bad ankles. Hares lie. Expect. 3-4 miles mostly flat cause she can’t do hills.  Some mud and some water but not too deep cause she can’t do that either. 1-2 beer checks and a lake ending for circle.  Cum say fare well as she will be laid up for 2 months.

Bring:

Warm clothes for circle, it might be chilly!
Your fucking self and everything you need to survive a trail on your own.
Drinking vessels for Brass Monkeys at circle.

Why: Because you like drinking, period.

D’erections:
FROM HOUSTON: Who do I look like, Spōrk? Fucking put the where into your phone and get your own directions.


FROM Twinkle Toes:

WE HAVE SURVIVED!! Since we're all vaccinated(you're vaccinated, right??!) and Covid numbers are going down like your Mom, the Brass Monkey hash will be returning to a more normal format!  

•YES we will have group start times!
•YES we will be having circles!
•YES we will have BEER AND MONKEYS!!!
•YES we will have $5 Hash Cash

Buuuuuutttt since Covid isn't 100% gone we're going to have a few changes:

•If covid numbers are up, Hares will lay trail A to A or A to A' - NO CARBACKS.
•Bring a drinking vessel! no more passing monkeys around the circle - and don't put the mouth of the 40 on the rim of your vessel.
•There will be hand sanitizer by the snacks and coolers. USE IT before touching common surfaces.
•Everyone has different comfort levels, if someone wants to keep their distance, or wear a mask, Respect their wishes.
•THE FRB helmet... how the fuck did we ever allow a cootie catcher like that to exist... Not sure





Questions? Comments? Concerns? Sorry, can't hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry.)
Cocktor Spork's #: (832) 372-5133
KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141
0n-0n,
-=Twinkle Toes=-

  

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BMH3 #338 - 01/07/2023 Start your year off red-hot with KatchUps birthday trail

When:

Saturday, January 7th 2023
• Main Pack 2PM show, 2:30PM Go
• Manned Beer Check!

Where:

Pundt Park main parking lot

4129 Spring Creek Dr, Spring, TX 77373

Hare:

KatchUp

Sidenote:

FROM THE HARES:
It's the first trail of the year and I need to set the ground work for how a Monkey trail should go down. Trail will be 3+ miles with plenty of shiggy and hopefully water crossings if the creeks don't dry up. 

Bring:

Warm clothes for circle, it'll be chilly!
Your fucking self and everything you need to survive a trail on your own.
Drinking vessels for Brass Monkeys at circle.

Why: Because you like drinking, period.

D’erections:
FROM HOUSTON: Who do I look like, Spōrk? Fucking put the where into your phone and get your own directions.


FROM Twinkle Toes:

WE HAVE SURVIVED!! Since we're all vaccinated(you're vaccinated, right??!) and Covid numbers are going down like your Mom, the Brass Monkey hash will be returning to a more normal format!  

•YES we will have group start times!
•YES we will be having circles!
•YES we will have BEER AND MONKEYS!!!
•YES we will have $5 Hash Cash

Buuuuuutttt since Covid isn't 100% gone we're going to have a few changes:

•If covid numbers are up, Hares will lay trail A to A or A to A' - NO CARBACKS.
•Bring a drinking vessel! no more passing monkeys around the circle - and don't put the mouth of the 40 on the rim of your vessel.
•There will be hand sanitizer by the snacks and coolers. USE IT before touching common surfaces.
•Everyone has different comfort levels, if someone wants to keep their distance, or wear a mask, Respect their wishes.
•THE FRB helmet... how the fuck did we ever allow a cootie catcher like that to exist... Not sure





Questions? Comments? Concerns? Sorry, can't hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry.)
Cocktor Spork's #: (832) 372-5133
KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141
0n-0n,
-=Twinkle Toes=-