BRASS MONKEY H3 R*N # 174
When: Saturday, September 24th, at 3:15pm! ***NOTE THE TIME!!!*** Bar opens their gates at 3:00pm. Don't get there early,
Where: Eden's Landing, Spring TX.
Hares: Croc of Shit & Aryan Sisterhood
Why: Because you like drinking, period.
Bring: $5 for hash cash, shag bag (change of clothes), BUG SPRAY, PI repellent, $$ for Haberdashery: T-shirts $20, stickers $1, patches $3, socks $10, and a thirst for beer of course.
From Houston: Exit East Cypresswood Drive off of I-45 and Eden's Landing will be on your right in about 8 miles.
This will be a virgin lay from Croc of Shit and Aryan Sisterhood, so be prepared. Be prepared for a terrible trail, terrible markings, horrendous beer, and probably some German death marches.
Using excitement and lube to lead the way, these two have been heavy scouting over the past few days, and think they have come up with something terrible enough that they could be considered seasoned hares.
Yes this will be a virgin lay and an all virgin trail so you know circle is going to be good. GUILTY!!
Cocktor claims to have been helping out but it's been nothing but platitudes and cum ons. Is waking up to "The early bird gets the Cocktor" texts supposed to be encouraging?
We'll be kicking off from Eden's Landing in Spring. A dive bar with some grub for when we're done.
Hope to see your beautiful (my opinion) and ugly (your momma's) faces on Saturday.
Cocktor Spork’s #: (832) 372-5133
Where Do You Get Off?'s #: (281) 608-0004
Red Light Special's #: (832) 484-9975