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BMH3 #346 – 4/29/23: Dim Reaper and Just Abdissa

When:

Saturday, April TwentyNinth, TwentyTwentyThree
• Main Pack 2PM show, 2:30PM Go

Where:

Old Riley Fuzzel Rd, The Woodlands, TX 77386 (not the nature center, the gravel parking lot)
30.09338925748269, -95.40564554557069
https://maps.app.goo.gl/VndpJ44XM3pxhFT89

Hares:

Dim Reaper and Just Abdissa

Sidenote:

FROM THE HARES:
Join Dim Reaper and Just Abdissa for a romp in the swamp! It's his inaugural hare laying experience. Trail will be A to A or mostly A and 3.5/4 miles.

Bring:

WATER, IT IS HOT!
Your fucking self and everything you need to survive a trail on your own.
Drinking vessels for Brass Monkeys at circle.

Why: Because you like drinking, period.

D’erections:
FROM HOUSTON: Who do I look like, Spōrk? Fucking put the where into your phone and get your own directions. If you end up at the Spring Creek Greenway nature center, you went to the wrong side of Riley Fuzzle, flip a bitch, cross Riley Fuzzle, and drive down to the creepy dead end.


Questions? Comments? Concerns? Sorry, can't hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry.)
Cocktor Spork's #: (832) 372-5133
KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141
0n-0n,
-=Twinkle Toes=-

BMH3 #345 – 4/15/2023: Pits of SHIGGY!

 

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BMH3 #345 – 4/15/2023: Pits of SHIGGY!

When:

Saturday, April Fifteenth, TwentyTwentyThree
• Main Pack 2PM show, 2:30PM Go
• Craft Beer Check!

Where:

23738 Woodford Place Drive, Kingwood
30.061886764310169, -95.26042308880769
https://goo.gl/maps/hHdy8vU4P6VSd6av9

Hares:

Penis Fly Crap

Sidenote:

FROM THE HARES:
Saturday's BMH3 will feature a live laid trail courtesy of Penis Fly Crap.  Beer check will have beer from a trail adjacent brewery.  You will get wet so bring dry clothes for the end, along with hash cash and venturous virgins.

Bring:

WATER!
Your fucking self and everything you need to survive a trail on your own.
Drinking vessels for Brass Monkeys at circle.

Why: Because you like drinking, period.

D’erections:
FROM HOUSTON: Who do I look like, Spōrk? Fucking put the where into your phone and get your own directions.


FROM Twinkle Toes:

WE HAVE SURVIVED!! Since we're all vaccinated(you're vaccinated, right??!) and Covid numbers are going down like your Mom, the Brass Monkey hash will be returning to a more normal format!  

•YES we will have group start times!
•YES we will be having circles!
•YES we will have BEER AND MONKEYS!!!
•YES we will have $5 Hash Cash

Buuuuuutttt since Covid isn't 100% gone we're going to have a few changes:

•If covid numbers are up, Hares will lay trail A to A or A to A' - NO CARBACKS.
•Bring a drinking vessel! no more passing monkeys around the circle - and don't put the mouth of the 40 on the rim of your vessel.
•There will be hand sanitizer by the snacks and coolers. USE IT before touching common surfaces.
•Everyone has different comfort levels, if someone wants to keep their distance, or wear a mask, Respect their wishes.
•THE FRB helmet... how the fuck did we ever allow a cootie catcher like that to exist... Not sure





Questions? Comments? Concerns? Sorry, can't hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry.)
Cocktor Spork's #: (832) 372-5133
KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141
0n-0n,
-=Twinkle Toes=-