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 BMH3 #348 – 5/27/2023: Save a Horse(Ride a Mole) and 101 Donations!

When:

Saturday, May TwentySeventh,TwentyTwentyThree
• Main Pack 2PM show, 2:30PM Go
• TWO Bier Checks

Where:

WG Jones State Forest Trailhead (on the south side of 1488, east parking lot without the lake)
30.234131897850669, -95.48212363643669
https://goo.gl/maps/LSqiWNtohXzm9LJB9

Hares:

Save a Horse(Ride a Mole)
101 Donations

Sidenote:

FROM THE HARES:
Trail is 3.69 miles, with 2 Bier checks. Hashers will definitely need bug spray, and can expect water crossings ( it's a Save a Horse trail).

Bring:

WATER, IT IS HOT!
Bug Spray!
Your fucking self and everything you need to survive a trail on your own.
Drinking vessels for Brass Monkeys at circle.

Why: Because you like drinking, period.

D’erections:

FROM HOUSTON: Head north on 45 until you hit 1488.  Head West on 1488, first parking lot on the south side after you pass Peoples rd.



Questions? Comments? Concerns? Sorry, can't hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry.)
Cocktor Spork's #: (832) 372-5133
KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141
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BMH3 #347 – 5/13/23: The 10th Analversary of the MILF Trail!

When:

Saturday, May 13th, at 2:00pm!

• Main Pack 2PM show, 2:30PM Go

Where:

***George Mitchell Preserve / Rob Flemming Park***

30.1441310, -95.5114326

https://maps.app.goo.gl/jr7LKgMxautj1ycw7

Hares:

The Land of MILF & Honey and Indiana Bones and the Temple of Poon

Sidenote:

FROM THE HARES:

Celebrate all MILFs and MILFs-to-be at the 10th analversary of the Brass Monkey MILF trail! Yes, in true mama monkey style, you will get into the shiggy and possible water crossings. You will be pampered with some chick pleasing foods at the end...along with the various orange colored food products too. There will be Brass Monkeys and mimosas. Yes! There will be the famous vagina cupcakes. For this special trail, there is a patch too. Cum out and play before you need to be really nice to your mamas the next day!

Bring:

WATER, IT IS HOT!
Your fucking self and everything you need to survive a trail on your own.
Drinking vessels for Brass Monkeys at circle.

Why: Because you like drinking, period.

D’erections:
FROM HOUSTON: Who do I look like, Spōrk? Fucking put the where into your phone and get your own directions. If you end up at the Spring Creek Greenway nature center, you went to the wrong side of Riley Fuzzle, flip a bitch, cross Riley Fuzzle, and drive down to the creepy dead end.


Questions? Comments? Concerns? Sorry, can't hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry.)
Cocktor Spork's #: (832) 372-5133
KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141
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