BRASS MONKEY H3 R*N # 194 - Penis First, Mouth Second's DIRTY 30 BIRFDAY TRAIL!
When: Saturday, July 1, at 3:00pm!
Where: Burroughs Park
9738 Hufsmith Road
Tomball, TX 77375
Hares: Penis First, Mouth Second & KatchUp
Why: Because you like drinking, period.
Bring: $5 for hash cash, shag bag (change of clothes), BUG SPRAY, PI repellent, $$ for haberdashery (T-shirts $20), stickers $1, patches $3, socks $10, and a thirst for beer of course.
From Houston: Take I-45 North to FM 2920 West / Spring Cypress Road, then turn left. Go for like 5 miles and turn right onto Kuykendahl Road. Go for another 5-ish miles and turn left onto Hufsmith Road. Go for like a mile and a half and it will wind you to the left, then turn Right into the park.
***park in the far northern lot by the lake and pavilions** don't worry about any parties, Ketchup will scare them away.
OMG, it's finally happening! Is Cum-Puss pregnant again? No! Did KatchUp finally find a nice black woman to port him around under her arm? No! Did Twinkle Toes finally shave his beard, sell his furniture, and join the Jeep Corps? Nope! Penis First, Mouth Second is turning DIRTY 30! Not only that, he is finally stepping up and haring his very first trail!! He says KatchUp is going to co-hare with him, so hopefully he won't listen to anything he says and this will actually be a good trail - but we shall see! Plan on a three - four mile shiggy trail with at least one beer check! It’s Texas, so it may be 100°, it may be raining, so bring a change of clothes, bug spray, and maybe even some sun screen. Cum out and help us wish Penis First, Mouth Second goodbye to his 20s, and give him a solid hangover to welcome him into his 30s!
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