When: Saturday, March 29th, 3:00pm!!! *NOTE, IT'S NOT AT 2:00, IT'S AT 3:00 - WE HAVE MORE SUNLIGHT NOW!*
9323 Cochrans Crossing Drive
The Woodlands, TX 77380
Hare(s): Dick Assley & Cocktor Spork
Why: Because you like drinking period.
Bring: $5 for hash cash and shag bag (change of clothes). $$ for Haberdashery: T-shirts $15, Stickers $1, Patches $3 & $4, Socks $12, and a thirst for beer of course!
FROM HOUSTON: Take I-45 north or Hardy Toll Road until it hits I-45 and take Exit 76B for Woodlands Parkway. Go for like 5-ish miles until you hit Cochrans Crossing Drive, then turn right. Go for about a mile and look for Cattail Park on your left.
Sidenote: Last Sunday, Reverend Dick officiated the wedding between Cocktor Spork and Cum-Puss in California. Now, in celebration, Cocktor Spork and Dick Assley would like to do to you on this trail what Spork did to that small Asian on that wedding night: wreck you. Hard. Expect shiggy with water crossings, expect little pavement, and expect at least one beercheck! Trail should be between 3 -5 miles, but you know how we are when we get into thick shiggy, that shit is FUN so we might keep you in there for a little bit longer. :) Make sure to wear your shiggy socks and bring a change of clothes; shiggy socks and Monkey shirts will be for sale if whoever has the shirts remembers to bring them. It might be me, know effin knows. According to Facebook, which can now tell you weather on a certain day at a certain time with its magical powers, says that it will be in the 80°s with a chance of thunderstorms. Know what that means? WEAR YOUR DAMN BUG SPRAY! This will also be considered a PRE-LUBE FOR TEXAS INTERHASH! w00t!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Well there you heard it people, make it happen!
Cocktor Spork's #: (832) 372-5133
KatchUp's#: (817) 235-6141