BMH3 #428 06/20/2026 Outside Cats Birthday Extravaganza!

 

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BMH3 #428 06/20/2026 Outside Cats Birthday Extravaganza!

When: 

Saturday, June Twentieth, TwentyTwentySix
• Main Pack 3PM show,3:30PM Go

Where:

 Grogan's Mill Village Center

7 Switchbud Pl, The Woodlands, TX 77380 

30.14180084769469, -95.46983053871869

https://maps.app.goo.gl/PzBhrw52hLWt8QjZ8 

Hares: 

Outside Cat

Super Secret Surprise CoHare 

Sidenote:

FROM THE HARES: 

Outside Cat has a wonderful 3-5 mile trail extravaganza in store! Trail will be A to A'ish, so bring a shag bag!  You'll likely be getting wet! 

Bring:

Water! it is HOT again!
Your fucking self and everything you need to survive a trail on your own. 
Drinking vessels for Brass Monkeys at circle.

A Shag bag, so you can have your stuff at the end!

Why: Because you like drinking, period.

D’erections:
FROM HOUSTON: Who do I look like, Spōrk? Fucking put the where into your phone and get your own directions.


Questions? Comments? Concerns? Sorry, can't hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry.)
Signal Group: https://tinyurl.com/BMHHH3CHAT
Cocktor Spork's #: (832) 372-5133
KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141

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BMH3 #427 06/06/2026 Dim Reaper and Resting Boot Face's 6'6" Tall Person Trail.

 

 

 

 

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BMH3 #427    06/06/2026 Dim Reaper and Resting Boot Face's 6'6" Tall Person Trail.

When: 

Saturday, June Sixth, TwentyTwentySix
• Main Pack 3PM show,3:30PM Go

Where:

Timarron Park & Sprayground

200 N Greenprint Cir, The Woodlands, TX 77375 

 https://maps.app.goo.gl/HYiSYUpy9gkorBzE7 

30.155146450747269, -95.55184647911269

Hares: 

Dim Reaper

Resting Boot Face 

Sidenote:

FROM THE HARES: 

A to B trail 

4.5-5 miles

Bring:

Water! it is HOT again!
Your fucking self and everything you need to survive a trail on your own. 
Drinking vessels for Brass Monkeys at circle.

A Shag bag, so you can have your stuff at the end!

Why: Because you like drinking, period.

D’erections:
FROM HOUSTON: Who do I look like, Spōrk? Fucking put the where into your phone and get your own directions.


Questions? Comments? Concerns? Sorry, can't hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry.)
Signal Group: https://tinyurl.com/BMHHH3CHAT
Cocktor Spork's #: (832) 372-5133
KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141

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Brass Monkey H3 #426 05/23/2026 Cockulator

 

 

 

 

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 Brass Monkey #426    05/23/2026    Cockulator

When: 

Saturday, May TwentyThird, TwentyTwentySix
• Main Pack 3PM show,3:30PM Go

Where: 

11710 Grant Rd, Cypress, TX 77429

29.974525520950269, -95.59922668336669

https://maps.app.goo.gl/N22iUj7FjkEh29b48 

 

Hares: 

Cockulator

Sidenote:

FROM THE HARES:This should be about 4 miles with one beer check. We’ll have to see how the weather holds up but I’ll get you wet one way or another. This is expected to be A-B. The drive from start isn’t far but idk if that matters

Bring:

Water! it is HOT again!
Your fucking self and everything you need to survive a trail on your own. 
Drinking vessels for Brass Monkeys at circle.

A Shag bag, so you can have your stuff at the end!

Why: Because you like drinking, period.

D’erections:
FROM HOUSTON: Who do I look like, Spōrk? Fucking put the where into your phone and get your own directions.


Questions? Comments? Concerns? Sorry, can't hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry.)
Signal Group: https://tinyurl.com/BMHHH3CHAT
Cocktor Spork's #: (832) 372-5133
KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141

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BRASS MONKEY H3 R*N # 425 - Ayran Sisterhoods annual death day trail

 

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BRASS MONKEY H3 R*N # 425 - Ayran Sisterhoods annual death day trail

When: 

Saturday, May Ninth, TwentyTwentySix
• Main Pack 3PM show, 3:30PM Go

Where: *Under a Creepy Bridge*

Riley Fuzzel Road

Spring, TX 77386

Creepy Bridge Underpass

(30.134616, -95.350272)

 Hares: Aryan Sisterhood

Sidenote:

FROM THE HARES: The hare makes no promises about the 4+ mile trail that lies ahead, only that it will test your legs and your liver. Whether you're knee deep in mud, chest deep in water, or completely lost in the woods, know that the pack is always lost and/or probably lost.

Dress for shiggy and expect to call 411 to make it back to the start

Bring:

Something! The gods are mad at us for not having enough orgies to appease them. it is starting to get warm again!
Your fucking self and everything you need to survive a trail on your own. 
Drinking vessels for Brass Monkeys at circle.

Probably a towel for drying off your wet feetsies

Why: Because you like drinking, period.

D’erections:
FROM HOUSTON: Who do I look like, Spōrk? Fucking put the where into your phone and get your own directions.


Questions? Comments? Concerns? Sorry, can't hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry.)
Signal Group: https://tinyurl.com/BMHHH3CHAT
Cocktor Spork's #: (832) 372-5133
KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141

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Brass Monkey #424 04/25/2026 Rocker Whore Trail for Just Jude’s Birfday!

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 Brass Monkey #424 04/25/2026 Rocker Whore Trail for Just Jude’s Birfday!

When: 

Saturday, April TwentyFifth, TwentyTwentySix
• Main Pack 3PM show, 3:30PM Go

Where: 

Parking-Lake at Springwoods Village Nature Preserve

30.1029194624112, -95.45670659945951

 

Hares: 

Just Jude, Mouth Organ and Womb Raider

Sidenote:

FROM THE HARES: Dress in your favorite Rocker Whore Leopard Print, Heavy Eyeliner, Smudged Makeup and Ripped Fishnets as we celebrate our favorite Rocker Just Jude’s Birfday! Be ready to relive your concert glory days with Mosh Pit and Sharpie Autographs checks, cheap booze and bad decisions. Like any good Hard Rock show we will get you wet and maybe bloody. Trail will be 3-4 miles of Shiggy, thorns and water crossings with at least 1 beer check. On-After will continue the Rockfest with a Karaoke room just for us Rocker Whores at Ale & Ivey!

Bring:

Something! The gods are mad at us for not having enough orgies to appease them. it is starting to get warm again!
Your fucking self and everything you need to survive a trail on your own. 
Drinking vessels for Brass Monkeys at circle.

Probably a towel for drying off your wet feetsies

Why: Because you like drinking, period.

D’erections:
FROM HOUSTON: Who do I look like, Spōrk? Fucking put the where into your phone and get your own directions.


Questions? Comments? Concerns? Sorry, can't hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry.)
Signal Group: https://tinyurl.com/BMHHH3CHAT
Cocktor Spork's #: (832) 372-5133
KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141

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Brass Monkey #423 04/11/2026 3rd Anal Tax Day trail hared by Ivanna and Indiana

 

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 Brass Monkey #423 04/11/2026 3rd Anal Tax Day trail hared by Ivanna and Indiana

When: 

Saturday, April Eleventh, TwentyTwentySix
• Main Pack 2PM show, 2:30PM Go

Where: 

WG Jones State Forest Trail Head

West of peoples road on the south side of FM 1488, Conroe, TX 77384

30.23435910875069, -95.48216375765869

https://maps.app.goo.gl/7bMoz1LedpMqFTwM7

 

Hares: 

Ivanna Hairy Buttchug

Indiana Bones and the Temple of Poon

Sidenote:

FROM THE HARES:Saturday will be the 3rd Anal Tax Day trail hared by Ivanna and Indiana yet again! Brass Monkeys should be dreading this trail almost as much as they dread filing their taxes! There will be accounting related hash marks, shiggy, water crossings, shot check AND beer check! What we will NOT have is a tunnel…unless we find one while laying trail 🐒! Just to honor the confusing nature of tax preparation, this will be B to A…sort of. Meet up is the end, we will transport everyone to trail start so don’t be late!!! Trail will include some shiggy that we have not hashed in for quite a long time, maybe even virgin territory for some hashers! There will be a pool on after with a taco bar, chips and queso, etc. BYO drinks to on after and a towel. If you need a swimsuit, bring one! Please RSVP so we know how much food to make!

Bring:

Water! it is starting to get warm again!
Your fucking self and everything you need to survive a trail on your own. 
Drinking vessels for Brass Monkeys at circle.

Probably a towel for drying off your wet feetsies

Why: Because you like drinking, period.

D’erections:
FROM HOUSTON: Who do I look like, Spōrk? Fucking put the where into your phone and get your own directions.


Questions? Comments? Concerns? Sorry, can't hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry.)
Signal Group: https://tinyurl.com/BMHHH3CHAT
Cocktor Spork's #: (832) 372-5133
KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141

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Brass Monkey #422 03/28/26 Monkeys Invade the Galveston 300th

    

 

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Brass Monkey #422 03/28/26 Monkeys Invade the Galveston 300th

When: 

Saturday, March Twenty-Eighth, TwentyTwentySix
2PM Show, 2:30PM Go.

Where:

1776 Memorial park

FM 2351 and Imperial Rd.

Friendswood, TX 77546

 

https://maps.app.goo.gl/262myRZkWAWnGjhK9

 

29.541471364532369, -95.19669808629569 

 

Hares: 

Pimp Doggie Dawg

Sidenote:

FROM THE HARES: 

It will be Shiggy, some waist deep water crossings, include 3 counties, beer check, tunnel(Bring a light!), probably some baby PI peaking out. The ladies are planning on some hot food and lone pint is donating some beer.

FROM THE MISMANAGEMENT:

This is a joint event with the Galveston hash! We're invading their 300th trail celebration!  They'll have food, beer, and even shirts(only guaranteed if you rego in time)

  You'll need to rego at their google rego or on their HashRego

We recommend you join their facebook event and direct any questions directly to them: https://fb.me/e/1WXvEaE6q8

 

Bring:

APPROPRIATE CLOTHING. Who do I look like the fucking weatherman?
Your fucking self and everything you need to survive a trail on your own. 
Drinking vessels for Brass Monkeys at circle.

Probably a towel for drying off your wet feetsies

Why: Because you like drinking, period.

D’erections:
FROM HOUSTON: Who do I look like, Spōrk? Fucking put the where into your phone and get your own directions.


Questions? Comments? Concerns? Sorry, can't hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry.)
Signal Group: https://tinyurl.com/BMHHH3CHAT
Cocktor Spork's #: (832) 372-5133
KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141

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