BMH3 #430 07/18/2026 - Workless Cocks Second Anal Reservoir ramble through a dicks

 

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BMH3 #430 07/18/2026 Workless Cocks Second Anal Reservoir ramble through a dicks, and POOL ON INAFTER!

When: 

Saturday, July Eighteenth, TwentyTwentySix
• Main Pack 3PM show,3:30PM Go

Where:

Near I-10 West and Beltway 8 

Exact Start info CUmming Soon

Hares: 

Workless Cock

Sidenote:

FROM THE HARES: Workless Cock says "Oh man. We're gonna have a time out there... Two of the roads I need were closed for flooding today... Rainy looking week, so perhaps a sloshy good time!" ON AFTER On in/After will be at WORKLESS COCKS POOL!!!! SO BRING A TOWEL! Also they'll have snacks and probably be grillling!

Bring:

Water to drink! it is HOT again!

TOWEL and Swimsuit for the POOL 
Your fucking self and everything you need to survive a trail on your own. 
Drinking vessels for Brass Monkeys at circle.

A Shag bag, so you can have your stuff at the end!

Why: Because you like drinking, period.

D’erections:
FROM HOUSTON: Who do I look like, Spōrk? Fucking put the where into your phone and get your own directions.


Questions? Comments? Concerns? Sorry, can't hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry.)
Signal Group: https://tinyurl.com/BMHHH3CHAT
Cocktor Spork's #: (832) 372-5133
KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141

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BMH3 #429 07/04/2026 The 4th of DILFs Trail!

  

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BMH3 #429 07/04/2026 The 4th of DILFs Trail! 

When: 

Saturday, July Fourth-Twenty, TwentyTwentySix
• Main Pack 3PM show,3:30PM Go 

Where:

Water Control & Improvement District

23802 Glen Loch Drive, The Woodlands, TX  77380

(Southern End of Glen Loch Road)

(30.1134824, -95.4891605)

https://maps.app.goo.gl/25AqxxDN6qfvucvK8

Hares: 

Cocktor Spork and Ivanna Hairy Buttchug 

Sidenote:

FROM THE HARES: 

Ladies and Gents, Boys and Girls, people of all ages that can legally drink, it's time to get excited! This year, your hares, Cocktor Spork and Ivanna Hairy Buttchug will be laying you the FIRST AИAL DILF Trail! That's right, we've celebrated the womb, not it's time to celebrate the sperm! This was the closest trail to Father's Day available, so we grabbed it... and our dicks... and went for it!

*Jizz Hands*

Not only will we be laying the FIRST AИAL DILF Trail, it will also be on the 4th of July! So it will be a DILFs in Sparklerland celebration as well! Like Babes in Toyland, but less racism.

Will there be fireworks? 

¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 

Will there be sparklers?

¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 

Will there be bad decisions and a POOL ON AFTER?

YAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSS!

That's right, after our beautiful 4-5 mile shiggytastic trail, you can plan to cool down at the Maison de Hairy Poon (trademark pending). So cum on out to celebrate the DILFs, the fireworks, and the POOL on after! See you there, you won't want to miss it!

Bring:

Water! it is HOT again!
Your fucking self and everything you need to survive a trail on your own. 
Drinking vessels for Brass Monkeys at circle.

A Shag bag, so you can have your stuff at the end!

Why: Because you like drinking, period.

D’erections:
FROM HOUSTON: Who do I look like, Spōrk? Fucking put the where into your phone and get your own directions.


Questions? Comments? Concerns? Sorry, can't hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry.)
Signal Group: https://tinyurl.com/BMHHH3CHAT
Cocktor Spork's #: (832) 372-5133
KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141

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-=Twinkle Toes=- 

BMH3 #428 06/20/2026 Outside Cats Birthday Extravaganza!

 

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BMH3 #428 06/20/2026 Outside Cats Birthday Extravaganza!

When: 

Saturday, June Twentieth, TwentyTwentySix
• Main Pack 3PM show,3:30PM Go

Where:

 Grogan's Mill Village Center

7 Switchbud Pl, The Woodlands, TX 77380 

30.14180084769469, -95.46983053871869

https://maps.app.goo.gl/PzBhrw52hLWt8QjZ8 

Hares: 

Outside Cat

Super Secret Surprise CoHare 

Sidenote:

FROM THE HARES: 

Outside Cat has a wonderful 3-5 mile trail extravaganza in store! Trail will be A to A'ish, so bring a shag bag!  You'll likely be getting wet! 

Bring:

Water! it is HOT again!
Your fucking self and everything you need to survive a trail on your own. 
Drinking vessels for Brass Monkeys at circle.

A Shag bag, so you can have your stuff at the end!

Why: Because you like drinking, period.

D’erections:
FROM HOUSTON: Who do I look like, Spōrk? Fucking put the where into your phone and get your own directions.


Questions? Comments? Concerns? Sorry, can't hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry.)
Signal Group: https://tinyurl.com/BMHHH3CHAT
Cocktor Spork's #: (832) 372-5133
KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141

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-=Twinkle Toes=- 

BMH3 #427 06/06/2026 Dim Reaper and Resting Boot Face's 6'6" Tall Person Trail.

 

 

 

 

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BMH3 #427    06/06/2026 Dim Reaper and Resting Boot Face's 6'6" Tall Person Trail.

When: 

Saturday, June Sixth, TwentyTwentySix
• Main Pack 3PM show,3:30PM Go

Where:

Timarron Park & Sprayground

200 N Greenprint Cir, The Woodlands, TX 77375 

 https://maps.app.goo.gl/HYiSYUpy9gkorBzE7 

30.155146450747269, -95.55184647911269

Hares: 

Dim Reaper

Resting Boot Face 

Sidenote:

FROM THE HARES: 

A to B trail 

4.5-5 miles

Bring:

Water! it is HOT again!
Your fucking self and everything you need to survive a trail on your own. 
Drinking vessels for Brass Monkeys at circle.

A Shag bag, so you can have your stuff at the end!

Why: Because you like drinking, period.

D’erections:
FROM HOUSTON: Who do I look like, Spōrk? Fucking put the where into your phone and get your own directions.


Questions? Comments? Concerns? Sorry, can't hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry.)
Signal Group: https://tinyurl.com/BMHHH3CHAT
Cocktor Spork's #: (832) 372-5133
KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141

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Brass Monkey H3 #426 05/23/2026 Cockulator

 

 

 

 

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 Brass Monkey #426    05/23/2026    Cockulator

When: 

Saturday, May TwentyThird, TwentyTwentySix
• Main Pack 3PM show,3:30PM Go

Where: 

11710 Grant Rd, Cypress, TX 77429

29.974525520950269, -95.59922668336669

https://maps.app.goo.gl/N22iUj7FjkEh29b48 

 

Hares: 

Cockulator

Sidenote:

FROM THE HARES:This should be about 4 miles with one beer check. We’ll have to see how the weather holds up but I’ll get you wet one way or another. This is expected to be A-B. The drive from start isn’t far but idk if that matters

Bring:

Water! it is HOT again!
Your fucking self and everything you need to survive a trail on your own. 
Drinking vessels for Brass Monkeys at circle.

A Shag bag, so you can have your stuff at the end!

Why: Because you like drinking, period.

D’erections:
FROM HOUSTON: Who do I look like, Spōrk? Fucking put the where into your phone and get your own directions.


Questions? Comments? Concerns? Sorry, can't hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry.)
Signal Group: https://tinyurl.com/BMHHH3CHAT
Cocktor Spork's #: (832) 372-5133
KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141

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BRASS MONKEY H3 R*N # 425 - Ayran Sisterhoods annual death day trail

 

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BRASS MONKEY H3 R*N # 425 - Ayran Sisterhoods annual death day trail

When: 

Saturday, May Ninth, TwentyTwentySix
• Main Pack 3PM show, 3:30PM Go

Where: *Under a Creepy Bridge*

Riley Fuzzel Road

Spring, TX 77386

Creepy Bridge Underpass

(30.134616, -95.350272)

 Hares: Aryan Sisterhood

Sidenote:

FROM THE HARES: The hare makes no promises about the 4+ mile trail that lies ahead, only that it will test your legs and your liver. Whether you're knee deep in mud, chest deep in water, or completely lost in the woods, know that the pack is always lost and/or probably lost.

Dress for shiggy and expect to call 411 to make it back to the start

Bring:

Something! The gods are mad at us for not having enough orgies to appease them. it is starting to get warm again!
Your fucking self and everything you need to survive a trail on your own. 
Drinking vessels for Brass Monkeys at circle.

Probably a towel for drying off your wet feetsies

Why: Because you like drinking, period.

D’erections:
FROM HOUSTON: Who do I look like, Spōrk? Fucking put the where into your phone and get your own directions.


Questions? Comments? Concerns? Sorry, can't hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry.)
Signal Group: https://tinyurl.com/BMHHH3CHAT
Cocktor Spork's #: (832) 372-5133
KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141

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-=KatchUp=-

Brass Monkey #424 04/25/2026 Rocker Whore Trail for Just Jude’s Birfday!

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 Brass Monkey #424 04/25/2026 Rocker Whore Trail for Just Jude’s Birfday!

When: 

Saturday, April TwentyFifth, TwentyTwentySix
• Main Pack 3PM show, 3:30PM Go

Where: 

Parking-Lake at Springwoods Village Nature Preserve

30.1029194624112, -95.45670659945951

 

Hares: 

Just Jude, Mouth Organ and Womb Raider

Sidenote:

FROM THE HARES: Dress in your favorite Rocker Whore Leopard Print, Heavy Eyeliner, Smudged Makeup and Ripped Fishnets as we celebrate our favorite Rocker Just Jude’s Birfday! Be ready to relive your concert glory days with Mosh Pit and Sharpie Autographs checks, cheap booze and bad decisions. Like any good Hard Rock show we will get you wet and maybe bloody. Trail will be 3-4 miles of Shiggy, thorns and water crossings with at least 1 beer check. On-After will continue the Rockfest with a Karaoke room just for us Rocker Whores at Ale & Ivey!

Bring:

Something! The gods are mad at us for not having enough orgies to appease them. it is starting to get warm again!
Your fucking self and everything you need to survive a trail on your own. 
Drinking vessels for Brass Monkeys at circle.

Probably a towel for drying off your wet feetsies

Why: Because you like drinking, period.

D’erections:
FROM HOUSTON: Who do I look like, Spōrk? Fucking put the where into your phone and get your own directions.


Questions? Comments? Concerns? Sorry, can't hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry.)
Signal Group: https://tinyurl.com/BMHHH3CHAT
Cocktor Spork's #: (832) 372-5133
KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141

0n-0n,
-=KatchUp=-