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Monday, June 20, 2022

KatchUp's 10 Year Analversary!!!

  

 






 

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BMH3 #324 – 6/25/2022: KatchUp's 10 Year Analversary!!!


When:

Saturday, June 25th, 2022
• Main Pack 3PM show, 3:30PM Go
• Manned Beer Check!

Where:

Rob Fleming Park -- Start - 30.144239385056295, -95.51164914596272
https://maps.app.goo.gl/UvfzBawRNzCFmHZ88

Hares:
KatchUp

Sidenote:
FROM THE HARES:
For those who didn't know me before hashing, talk to Spork. To everyone that has met me through hashing, blame Spork. There are those that have shot arrows at my asshole, thank Red Light Special(and Spork). I am very happy to announce that I have been hashing for 10 years!!! I love you Spork. I am very excited to be able to give you all a trail that I have put minimal thought into so that everyone can enjoy a SHORT, WET and BOOZE filled time. 

Bring:
WATER, IT IS HOT!
Your fucking self and everything you need to survive a trail on your own.
Drinking vessels for Brass Monkeys at circle.
Shag bag, because trail is A to A, and you probably want cleaner clothes and a drinking vessel at circle!

Why: Because you like drinking, period.

D’erections:
FROM HOUSTON: Who do I look like, Spōrk? Fucking put the where into your phone and get your own directions.


FROM Twinkle Toes:

WE HAVE SURVIVED!! Since we're all vaccinated(you're vaccinated, right??!) and Covid numbers are going down like your Mom, the Brass Monkey hash will be returning to a more normal format!  

•YES we will have group start times!
•YES we will be having circles!
•YES we will have BEER AND MONKEYS!!!
•YES we will have $5 Hash Cash

Buuuuuutttt since Covid isn't 100% gone we're going to have a few changes:

•If covid numbers are up, Hares will lay trail A to A or A to A' - NO CARBACKS.
•Bring a drinking vessel! no more passing monkeys around the circle - and don't put the mouth of the 40 on the rim of your vessel.
•There will be hand sanitizer by the snacks and coolers. USE IT before touching common surfaces.
•Everyone has different comfort levels, if someone wants to keep their distance, or wear a mask, Respect their wishes.
•THE FRB helmet... how the fuck did we ever allow a cootie catcher like that to exist... Not sure





Questions? Comments? Concerns? Sorry, can't hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry.)
Cocktor Spork's #: (832) 372-5133
KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141
0n-0n,
-=KatchUp=-

Saturday, June 04, 2022

BMH3 #323 – 6/11/2022: Outside Cats birthday!

 

 


 

🚨🚨🚨🚨We need hares late July, August, and early Septbember! Summer trails can be shorter and wetter! To sign up Follow this link!🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨

 

 

BMH3 #323 – 6/11/2022: Outside Cats birthday Bash!


When:

Saturday, June 11th, 2022
• Main Pack 3PM show, 3:30PM Go
• Manned Beer Check!

Where:

Start - 30°10'58.4"N 95°28'38.7"W  - Exact location to parking lot
8686 New Trails Dr, The Woodlands 77381 - Street address to building, drive on around to the far back south East corner of the parking lot
https://goo.gl/maps/uo8CxtaVD2ke8acj6

Hares:
Outside Cat

Sidenote:
FROM THE HARES:
Come out to Celebrate Outside Cat's Birthday!   For your enjoyment there will be a 3-5 mile shiggy trail, featuring plenty of water to cool down in, craft beer, food, and cake.  Bring bug spray, shag bag, and a change of clothes.  

Bring:
WATER, IT IS HOT!
Your fucking self and everything you need to survive a trail on your own.
Drinking vessels for Brass Monkeys at circle.
Shag bag, because trail is not A to A, and you probably want cleaner clothes and a drinking vessel at circle!

Why: Because you like drinking, period.

D’erections:
FROM HOUSTON: Who do I look like, Spōrk? Fucking put the where into your phone and get your own directions.


FROM Twinkle Toes:

WE HAVE SURVIVED!! Since we're all vaccinated(you're vaccinated, right??!) and Covid numbers are going down like your Mom, the Brass Monkey hash will be returning to a more normal format!  

•YES we will have group start times!
•YES we will be having circles!
•YES we will have BEER AND MONKEYS!!!
•YES we will have $5 Hash Cash

Buuuuuutttt since Covid isn't 100% gone we're going to have a few changes:

•If covid numbers are up, Hares will lay trail A to A or A to A' - NO CARBACKS.
•Bring a drinking vessel! no more passing monkeys around the circle - and don't put the mouth of the 40 on the rim of your vessel.
•There will be hand sanitizer by the snacks and coolers. USE IT before touching common surfaces.
•Everyone has different comfort levels, if someone wants to keep their distance, or wear a mask, Respect their wishes.
•THE FRB helmet... how the fuck did we ever allow a cootie catcher like that to exist... Not sure





Questions? Comments? Concerns? Sorry, can't hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry.)
Cocktor Spork's #: (832) 372-5133
KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141
0n-0n,
-=Twinkle Toes=-

Monday, May 23, 2022

BMH3 #322 05/28/2022 - 2 Mennonite - Just what the Dr ordered.

 

We need hares later in the summer! Summer trails can be shorter and wetter! To sign up Follow this link!

BMH3 #322 05/28/2022 - 2 Mennonite - Just what the Dr ordered.

When:

Saturday, May 28th, 2022
• Main Pack 2PM show, 2:30PM Go
• Manned Beer Check, sure

Where:

Dr Ann Snyder Dr, The Woodlands, TX 77375
30.14827047022969, -95.56363104676169
https://goo.gl/maps/RXAeVxXoCKFvMVmEA

Hare:

2-Mennonite

Sidenote:

FROM THE HARES:
The Doctor will be layin trail starting from Dr Ann Snyder Dr.  Beer Check, Sure; Shiggy, sure; Any real planning, not likely!

From Misman: Watch for additional trail details in the signal/blog comments/facebook.  Also, we need some hares later in the summer! Make trails short on distance, long on water! Have a pool, pool ending! March us in the blazing sun you massochist, just hare! sign up here! https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1YWKD179RbNf0422ij-uBywUbAE2Z_DijBVth6ydRejQ/edit?usp=sharing

Bring:

WATER, IT IS HOT!
Your fucking self and everything you need to survive a trail on your own.
Drinking vessels for Brass Monkeys at circle.

Why: Because you like drinking, period.

D’erections:
FROM HOUSTON: Who do I look like, Spōrk? Fucking put the where into your phone and get your own directions.


FROM Twinkle Toes:

WE HAVE SURVIVED!! Since we're all vaccinated(you're vaccinated, right??!) and Covid numbers are going down like your Mom, the Brass Monkey hash will be returning to a more normal format!  

•YES we will have group start times!
•YES we will be having circles!
•YES we will have BEER AND MONKEYS!!!
•YES we will have $5 Hash Cash

Buuuuuutttt since Covid isn't 100% gone we're going to have a few changes:

•If covid numbers are up, Hares will lay trail A to A or A to A' - NO CARBACKS.
•Bring a drinking vessel! no more passing monkeys around the circle - and don't put the mouth of the 40 on the rim of your vessel.
•There will be hand sanitizer by the snacks and coolers. USE IT before touching common surfaces.
•Everyone has different comfort levels, if someone wants to keep their distance, or wear a mask, Respect their wishes.
•THE FRB helmet... how the fuck did we ever allow a cootie catcher like that to exist... Not sure





Questions? Comments? Concerns? Sorry, can't hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry.)
Cocktor Spork's #: (832) 372-5133
KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141
0n-0n,
-=Twinkle Toes=-

Tuesday, May 10, 2022

BMH3 #321 – 05/14/2022: Slough & Shiggy


 BMH3 #321 – 05/14/2022: Slough & Shiggy

We need hares for next trail, and several more throughout the summer! Summer trails can be shorter and wetter! To sign up Follow this link!


When:

Saturday, May 14th, 2022
• Main Pack 2PM show, 2:30PM Go

Where:

Metropark Drive, Shenandoah
On-street parking on Metropark Drive, past Hyatt House.
30.19489777086269, -95.44745242428269
https://goo.gl/maps/o3yc4dusv9UUhzFJ6

Hares:

Penis Fly Crap and Dim Reaper!

Sidenote:

FROM THE HARES:
Cum one cum all to Penis Fly Crap & Dim Reaper's 1st haring of a Brass Monkey.  There will be sloughs, shiggy, swamps, snakes, spiders, beer, briars, bugs, mud, and a few more surprises along the way.  Bring $5, virgins, and vessels for Brass Monkeys in circle.

Bring:

WATER, IT IS HOT!
Your fucking self and everything you need to survive a trail on your own.
Drinking vessels for Brass Monkeys at circle.

Why: Because you like drinking, period.

D’erections:
FROM HOUSTON: Who do I look like, Spōrk? Fucking put the where into your phone and get your own directions.


FROM Twinkle Toes:

WE HAVE SURVIVED!! Since we're all vaccinated(you're vaccinated, right??!) and Covid numbers are going down like your Mom, the Brass Monkey hash will be returning to a more normal format!  

•YES we will have group start times!
•YES we will be having circles!
•YES we will have BEER AND MONKEYS!!!
•YES we will have $5 Hash Cash

Buuuuuutttt since Covid isn't 100% gone we're going to have a few changes:

•If covid numbers are up, Hares will lay trail A to A or A to A' - NO CARBACKS.
•Bring a drinking vessel! no more passing monkeys around the circle - and don't put the mouth of the 40 on the rim of your vessel.
•There will be hand sanitizer by the snacks and coolers. USE IT before touching common surfaces.
•Everyone has different comfort levels, if someone wants to keep their distance, or wear a mask, Respect their wishes.
•THE FRB helmet... how the fuck did we ever allow a cootie catcher like that to exist... Not sure



Questions? Comments? Concerns? Sorry, can't hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry.)
Cocktor Spork's #: (832) 372-5133
KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141
0n-0n,
-=Twinkle Toes=-

Monday, April 25, 2022

BMH3 #320 – 04/30/2022: Save a Horse, Ride a Moles Birthday Trail!


 

BMH3 #320 – 04/30/2022: Save a Horse, Ride a Moles Birthday Trail!


When:

Saturday, April 30th 2022
• Main Pack 2PM show, 2:30PM Go
• Manned Bier Check

Where:

Massage Envy parking lot
10807 Kuykendahl Rd Suite 400, Spring, TX 77382
30.17842441631669, -95.53848336450969
https://goo.gl/maps/E2jK9g7kME3GGutTA

Hare:

Save a Horse, Ride a Mole

Sidenote:

FROM THE HARES:
In the parking lot of the Massage Envy. Trail will be a bit over 4 miles, 95% shiggy. Well shaded, many water crossings. 1 bier check with water check. Hounds will need sunscreen and bug spray.
Oh, and trail is A to B

Bring:

WATER, IT IS HOT!
Your fucking self and everything you need to survive a trail on your own.
Drinking vessels for Brass Monkeys at circle.

Why: Because you like drinking, period.

D’erections:
FROM HOUSTON: Who do I look like, Spōrk? Fucking put the where into your phone and get your own directions.


FROM Twinkle Toes:

WE HAVE SURVIVED!! Since we're all vaccinated(you're vaccinated, right??!) and Covid numbers are going down like your Mom, the Brass Monkey hash will be returning to a more normal format!  

•YES we will have group start times!
•YES we will be having circles!
•YES we will have BEER AND MONKEYS!!!
•YES we will have $5 Hash Cash

Buuuuuutttt since Covid isn't 100% gone we're going to have a few changes:

•If covid numbers are up, Hares will lay trail A to A or A to A' - NO CARBACKS.
•Bring a drinking vessel! no more passing monkeys around the circle - and don't put the mouth of the 40 on the rim of your vessel.
•There will be hand sanitizer by the snacks and coolers. USE IT before touching common surfaces.
•Everyone has different comfort levels, if someone wants to keep their distance, or wear a mask, Respect their wishes.
•THE FRB helmet... how the fuck did we ever allow a cootie catcher like that to exist... Not sure





Questions? Comments? Concerns? Sorry, can't hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry.)
Cocktor Spork's #: (832) 372-5133
KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141
0n-0n,
-=Twinkle Toes=-

Tuesday, April 12, 2022

BMH3 #319 – 4/16/2022: Ivanna Hairy Buttchug and Indiana Bones Celebrating 10 YEARS of Hashing!!!

 

BMH3 #319 – 4/16/2022: Ivanna Hairy Buttchug and Indiana Bones Celebrating 10 YEARS of Hashing!!!


When:

Saturday, April 16th 2022
• Main Pack 2PM show, 2:30PM Go

Where:

Burroughs Park Pavillion
9738 Hufsmith Rd, Tomball, TX 77375 - Address is entrance to park, Drive ALLLLLLLL the way back to the pavillion
https://goo.gl/maps/vJL3zSn1doni6dum6
30.138648964997669, -95.57532152423269

Hares:

Ivanna Hairy Buttchug
Indiana Bones and the Temple of Poon

Sidenote:

FROM THE HARES:
 It is our 10 yr hashiversary.  With that in mind we will bring you all the things we experienced in 10 yrs.  Water, shiggy, mud, quicksand,  tricks, trails and more.  Trail will include 1 or more beer checks, maybe a shot check, maybe some boob checks maybe others...?  Expect fun, good times and hashiness.

Bring:

WATER, IT IS getting warm out there!
Your fucking self and everything you need to survive a trail on your own.
Drinking vessels for Brass Monkeys at circle.

Why: Because you like drinking, period.

D’erections:
FROM HOUSTON: Who do I look like, Spōrk? Fucking put the where into your phone and get your own directions.


FROM Twinkle Toes:

WE HAVE SURVIVED!! Since we're all vaccinated(you're vaccinated, right??!) and Covid numbers are going down like your Mom, the Brass Monkey hash will be returning to a more normal format!  

•YES we will have group start times!
•YES we will be having circles!
•YES we will have BEER AND MONKEYS!!!
•YES we will have $5 Hash Cash

Buuuuuutttt since Covid isn't 100% gone we're going to have a few changes:

•If covid numbers are up, Hares will lay trail A to A or A to A' - NO CARBACKS.
•Bring a drinking vessel! no more passing monkeys around the circle - and don't put the mouth of the 40 on the rim of your vessel.
•There will be hand sanitizer by the snacks and coolers. USE IT before touching common surfaces.
•Everyone has different comfort levels, if someone wants to keep their distance, or wear a mask, Respect their wishes.
•THE FRB helmet... how the fuck did we ever allow a cootie catcher like that to exist... Not sure





Questions? Comments? Concerns? Sorry, can't hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry.)
Cocktor Spork's #: (832) 372-5133
KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141
0n-0n,
-=Twinkle Toes=-

Wednesday, March 16, 2022

BMH3 #317 – March 19,2022: Green Dress Run with H4!!!!

 

BMH3 #317 – March 19,2022: Green Dress Run with H4!!!!


When:

Saturday, March 19th, 2022
• Main Pack 3PM show, 3:30PM Go

Where:

Divine Mercy Retreat center
Read the D’erections, Seriously. If you just put the name into a mapping app, you will get lost.

Hares:

Horsefli DriveBi and Twinkle Toes

Sidenote:

GRAB YOUR GREEN DRESSES, IT'S the GREEN DRESS RUN!!!!
We are teaming up with the Houston Hash to celebrate St Paddys day!
Trail will be at the location of the H4 Spring campout!
We HIGHLY recommend you rego for the H4 campout, and party your face off ALL WEEKEND LONG.(See campout info below)
If camping isn't your jam, you can attend the run for normal $5 hash cash.
****BUT YOU MUST LEAVE PROMPTLY AFTER CIRCLE**** while the rest of us party our faces off, all night long!

FROM THE HARES: Trail will be 4-6 miles a mix of deep/runable shiggy,and maybe a touch of pavement.
There will be a manned beercheck/bail point, definite potential for special st paddy's day drinks!
Also note the later 3PM start time!


CAMPOUT INFO:
H4 campout facebook event: https://fb.me/e/1NCQMJtat
H4 campout calendar link: https://www.google.com/calendar/event?eid=MzJmN3VqbWplN2NjZWV1dTI4cnN2YzBhZHYgaGFzaHZvaWNlQG0&ctz=GMT-05:00
Direct link to the campout Rego Form: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSdEeVLsuyPKihPcoDTvZ5xb1YvigBwOj58YG8PfI51yGQnpUw/viewform?fbclid=IwAR1P6AGYEUS2Gk2iars81B6-CGcsMNbEUPBfFc6WbFNe8728PnrfMx75A6o


Bring:

WATER, IT'S WARMING UP!
Bright colored clothes because national forest and hunting.
Your fucking self and everything you need to survive a trail on your own.  
Drinking vessels for Brass Monkeys at circle. 
If you're camping, camping gear!

Why: Because you like drinking, period.


D’erections:

Go to here:
30.515911846992669, -95.21664876903969
https://goo.gl/maps/wjY48Lxmd6MR2Fqk9

Then, follow these instructions from the property owners:
"STAY ON THE MAIN GRAVEL ROAD AT ALL TIMES. DRIVE TO BASE CAMP WHICH IS ABOUT 1 MILE DOWN THE MAIN GRAVEL ROAD.
The MAIN gravel road will gently wind through the forest. Then, take a sharp LEFT over the ravine and next, an immediate RIGHT.
KEEP GOING (driving past the neighbors’ property) and you’ll see our directional sign pointing you to the 2nd gate.
Drive through the 2nd gate with another 8’ tall Divine Mercy Image.
Travel on the Main gravel road to take you directly to Base Camp, RV Sites and Parking area."
Directions from property owner: https://drive.google.com/file/d/1xXJoHSKuI3Qz59If4hINJcO0EFyS2wGm/view?usp=sharing
Basically follow the 8' Tall Jesus signs. **chuckles** what could go wrong.


FROM Twinkle Toes:

WE HAVE SURVIVED!! Since we're all vaccinated(you're vaccinated, right??!) and Covid numbers are going down like your Mom, the Brass Monkey hash will be returning to a more normal format!  

•YES we will have group start times!
•YES we will be having circles!
•YES we will have BEER AND MONKEYS!!!
•YES we will have $5 Hash Cash

Buuuuuutttt since Covid isn't 100% gone we're going to have a few changes:

•If covid numbers are up, Hares will lay trail A to A or A to A' - NO CARBACKS.
•Bring a drinking vessel! no more passing monkeys around the circle - and don't put the mouth of the 40 on the rim of your vessel.
•There will be hand sanitizer by the snacks and coolers. USE IT before touching common surfaces.
•Everyone has different comfort levels, if someone wants to keep their distance, or wear a mask, Respect their wishes.
•THE FRB helmet... how the fuck did we ever allow a cootie catcher like that to exist... Not sure





Questions? Comments? Concerns? Sorry, can't hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry.)
Cocktor Spork's #: (832) 372-5133
KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141
0n-0n,
-=Twinkle Toes=-