BRASS MONKEY H3 R*N # 212 - 7th AИAL Brass Monkey Green Dress!
When: Saturday, March 10th, at ***2:00pm!***
Where: Texas ENT Specialists
10857 Küykendahl Road
The Woodlands, TX 77382
***Park at the back corner along Flintridge Drive***
Hares: Indiana Bones and the Temple of Poon & Ivanna Hairy ButtChug!
Why: Because you like drinking, period.
Bring: $5 for hash cash, shag bag (change of clothes), BUG SPRAY, PI repellent, $$ for haberdashery (T-shirts $20), stickers $1, patches $3, socks $10, and a thirst for beer of course.
FROM HOUSTON: Take I-45 North to Woodlands Parkway, or Hardy Toll Road until it dead-ends into I-45. Exit Woodlands Parkway and take that to Küykendahl Road and turn left. Right on Flightridge Drive, second driveway on the right. Look for assholes.
FROM THE HARES: It's that time of year, that time that getting slutty, drunk, and passing out is totally acceptable, nay - encouraged. No, not a funeral, but St. Patty's Day! Cum celebrate the 7th AИAL Brass Monkey Green Dress as Temple of Poon and Ivanna lay you a "fantastic" trail! Trail will be 4-5 miles with something for everyone: water crossings, shiggy, pavement, and obviously jesus thorns since it's a religious holiday. There will be THREE drink checks - not beer, but drinks - and some holiday thèmed antics and prizes, including a prize for BEST OUTFIT! You won't want to miss this spectacular shitshow and exceptional people watching event. Bring your A game, bring a green dress, and bring your damn sassy-ass style, because you might get a prize! Cum one, cum all, cum in green!
What’s the worst that could happen? We shall see…
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