🚨🚨🚨 We need a Hare for the next trail which is 8/05/23 and the one after that TBD! Lots of trails available in August! Someone Lay us a short, wet trail or a  pool party, or whatever the fuck you want to lay!! To sign up Follow this link! 🚨🚨🚨🚨

 

BMH3 #352 – 7/22/2023: Katch the Twink if you can

When:

Saturday, July 22nd, 2023
• Main Pack 3PM show, 3:30PM Go
• TWO Beer Checks(maybe, possibly, just come and see)

Where:

George Mitchell Nature Preserve Trailhead

Dr Ann Snyder Dr, The Woodlands, TX 77375

https://goo.gl/maps/JALmY3WMvnLCduWf8

30.14851898699069, -95.56339017679369

Hares:

KatchUp & Twinkle Toes

Sidenote:

FROM THE HARES:
With all the chilly weather we have been having, we decided to change things up and bring the heat for this trail, so plan on getting wet with a nice 1+ mile trail. Expect to have the luxury of two beer checks but don't be too booshie if we don't. Dog friendly we expect. Ivanna is RA'ing so we should have a pretty damn good circle with no need for a hymnal

Bring:

WATER, IT IS HOT!
Bug Spray!
Your fucking self and everything you need to survive a trail on your own.
Drinking vessels for Brass Monkeys at circle.

Why: Because you like drinking, period.

D’erections:

FROM HOUSTON:


Questions? Comments? Concerns? Sorry, can't hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry.)
Cocktor Spork's #: (832) 372-5133
KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141
0n-0n,
-=Titty McGhee=-

BMH3 #351 – 7/8/2023: CSI and Stunt Hare Indiana Bones and the Temple of Poon

 

🚨🚨🚨 We need a hare for THE NEXT TRAIL!!! Lots of trails available in July and August! Lay us a  short, wet trail or a  pool party, or whatever the fuck you want to lay!! To sign up Follow this link! 🚨🚨🚨🚨

 

 BMH3 #351 – 7/8/2023: CSI and Stunt Hare Indiana Bones and the Temple of Poon

When:

Saturday, July Eighth, Twenty Twentythree
• Main Pack 3PM show, 3:30PM Go
• Manned Beer Check!

Where:

Old Riley Fuzzle road, right by where it turns away from 99 - park in the dirt under/next to 99
https://goo.gl/maps/oG2dubw1pQ9533168
30.09472911906069, -95.40513956977969

Hares:

CSI
Stunt Hare Indiana Bones and the Temple of Poon

Sidenote:

FROM THE HARES:
2-3 mile shady shiggy trail with shallow water crossings. Eagle split at hares discretion weather permitting.

Bring:

WATER, IT IS HOT!
SERIOUSLY, BRING A CAMELBAK FULL OF ICE WATER, we don't need anyone overheating on trail.
Your fucking self and everything you need to survive a trail on your own.
Drinking vessels for Brass Monkeys at circle.

Why: Because you like drinking, period.

D’erections:

FROM HOUSTON: Who do I look like, Spōrk? Fucking put the where into your phone and get your own directions.
If you find yourself at the spring creek greenway nature center, turn around and cross riley fuzzle rd.


Questions? Comments? Concerns? Sorry, can't hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry.)
Cocktor Spork's #: (832) 372-5133
KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141
0n-0n,
-=Twinkle Toes=-