BRASS MONKEY H3 R*N # 198 - Cocktor Spork's BIRFDAY Trail & Hurricane Mile!
When: Saturday, August 26th, at 2:00pm! ***NOTE THE UPDATED START TIME***
Where: Spork's Spooning Spectacularium
28 Painted Sunset
The Woodlands, TX 77380
Hares: Cocktor Spork
Why: Because you like drinking, period.
Bring: $5 for hash cash, shag bag (change of clothes), BUG SPRAY, PI repellent, $$ for haberdashery (T-shirts $20), stickers $1, patches $3, socks $10, and a thirst for beer of course.
From Houston: Float north on I-45 or Hardy Toll Road until it dead ends into I-45. Exit 73 for Rayford/Sawdust road. Turn left. Go for a few lights until you get to where Sawdust turns hard left at the Burger King / Starbucks / CVS intersection. Follow that and turn at your second light, Sawmill Road. Turn left into your first subdivision, Sunset Springs - the street is Dreamweaver Circle. Go straight and look for 28 Painted Sunset on the corner of South Dreamweaver Circle and Pained Sunset. We'll be in the garage!
Ok, so, fucking recalculating doesn’t even begin to describe the past 24 hours. Since Harvey, that piece of shit, has decided to come in and fuck with my birthday trail, we are going to tweak it, and enjoy this fucking rain. Naked rain dancing? Mehbeh. Splashing in puddles? You betcha. Attaching wire hangers to KatchUp? Most likely.
So, instead of laying a typical trail, we are having a BRASS MONKEY HURRICANE MILE! Now, I would like to have done this with actual Hurricanes, but apparently all the white people in The Woodlands are having hurricane parties, so all the mix and rum is gone. Fucking white people. So we will be doing a BEER mile, in the hurricane, with extra credit possible. I am still working out details, but plan on being wet, playing outside, and doing at least a mile of some kind of crazy shit.
What’s the worst that could happen? We shall see…
Questions? Comments? Concerns? Sorry, can't hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry.)
Cocktor Spork's #: (832) 372-5133
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Red Light Special's #: (832) 484-9975