BRASS MONKEY H3 R*N # 162
When: Saturday, April 9th, at ***2:00pm!*** NOTE THE TIME!
28206 East Hardy Road
Spring, TX 77373
(Parking underneath of Hardy Toll Rd for shade)
Hares: CSI & Suckajawea
Why: Because you like drinking, period.
Bring: $5 for hash cash, shag bag (change of clothes), BUG SPRAY, PI repellent, $$ for haberdashery (T-shirts $15), stickers $1, patches $3, socks $10, and a thirst for beer of course.
From Houston: Take the Hardy Toll Road North (or I-45) to Riley Fuzzel Road from the Hardy (or 70A East Louetta on 45), and go east. Take East hardy Road North until it passes under the Hardy Overpass. Look for assholes in the shade.
Guys and Gals step right up for a monkey extravaganza laid by none other than CSI and Suckajawea!
Join them for shiggy, boobs, beer, and chili! Bring bug spray, sunscreen, towels, and swim gear for a semi-private water ending! Also bring 5 bucks for hash cash and for those of you that have been asking--WE FINALLY HAVE SOME NEW HABADASHERY!! $10 "Yes Means Anal" socks!! $20 Planned Parenthood Edition Monkey Shirts!!
Since CSI and Suckajawea aren't terrible people, this is *probably* going to be a pretty good trail, so if you wanna go to the one monkey this year where the hares probably aren't trying to kill you, this is the one!
Questions? Comments? Sorry, can't hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry).
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