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Wednesday, August 18, 2021

BMH3 #302 – 08/21/2021 -BMH3# 302: Pogo's Memorial trail day

 

 

 BMH3 #302 – 08/21/2021 - Pogo's Memorial trail day


When:

Saturday, August 21st 2021
• Socially distanced, Do your own trail ready by Noon
• Main Pack 1:45PM show, 2:15PM(gotta hit that BC) Go
• Manned Beer Check from 1PM to 3PM

Where:

30.08623656472869, -95.37171336904569
easement near 27998 Rocky Heights Dr, Spring, TX 77386

Hares:

Can't Stop Inhaling (CSI)

Sidenote:

 Due to the current covid spike, CSI is laying this trail covid quarantine style

FROM THE HARES:

Parking down the dirt road runs the risk of tickets or towing, so park on pavement. In recognition of that bitch Delta stalking us all, I am encouraging a run/walk with your bubble. You will do what you want, but the beer check will be manned 1-3pm. Trails will be marked in crepe paper and the turkey-eagle split marked in flour. Eagle.will be a shiggy Gauge Gallop thru game trails. The Turkeys will get two passes on the beer check.
It will be hot, but you will have time in Spring creek to cool you down. There will be NO CHECKS. Enjoy the shade, creeks and pretty views.
The Hare will serve you premium beers at the check and then scamper off. I hope that you will come raise  a toast to Pogo, one of the best hash hounds. He laid trail near here three months before his passed at 17 years of age.

Bring:

WATER, IT IS HOT!
Your fucking self and everything you need to survive a trail on your own.
Drinking vessels for Brass Monkeys at circle.

Why: Because you like drinking, period.

D’erections:
FROM HOUSTON: Who do I look like, Spōrk? Fucking put the where into your phone and get your own directions.


FROM Twinkle Toes:


WE HAVE SURVIVED!! Since we're all vaccinated(you're vaccinated, right??!) and Covid numbers are going down like your Mom, the Brass Monkey hash will be returning to a more normal format!  

•YES we will have group start times!
•YES we will be having circles!
•YES we will have BEER AND MONKEYS!!!
•YES we will have $5 Hash Cash

Buuuuuutttt since Covid isn't 100% gone we're going to have a few changes:

•If covid numbers are up, Hares will lay trail A to A or A to A' - NO CARBACKS.
•Bring a drinking vessel! no more passing monkeys around the circle - and don't put the mouth of the 40 on the rim of your vessel.
•There will be hand sanitizer by the snacks and coolers. USE IT before touching common surfaces.
•Everyone has different comfort levels, if someone wants to keep their distance, or wear a mask, Respect their wishes.
•THE FRB helmet... how the fuck did we ever allow a cootie catcher like that to exist... Not sure


Questions? Comments? Concerns? Sorry, can't hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry.)
Cocktor Spork's #: (832) 372-5133
KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141
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-=Twinkle Toes=-