When: Saturday, January 3rd, at 2:00pm!
Where: The GatorSntach Motel
7 Still Glen Court
The Woodlands, TX 77381
Hares: Where Do You Get Off? & CSI
Why: Because you like drinking, period.
Bring: $5 for hash cash, shag bag (change of clothes), BUG SPRAY, $$ for haberdashery (T-shirts $12), stickers $1, patches $3, thirst for beer of course.
From Houston: Go North on I-45 or Hardy Toll Road until it dead ends into 45 and take it North and then take it to exit 76B for Woodlands Parkway. Take that for a few miles until you hit Panther Creek Drive right after the bridge that crosses Lake Woodlands. Left on Panther Creek, then past the one stop sign, then right after you pass the school on your right and church on your left, turn left into subdivision. Go to Second Street, YewLeaf, and turn right, then turn right on second street after that, Still Glen. Boom. You can also navigate to the location on this sucker.
Sidenote: FROM THE HARES: This next Brass Monkey is to set the pace for a rockin' 2015. Cum join us as we send 2014 on the walk of shame, with its wet panties in the back pocket of those torn Levi skinny jeans and everything. Expect a short (less than 2.5 miles) trail with multiple beer stops and a tasty BMH3 ending. This boozy trail will be a light, easy, dry trail with some shiggy and usual debauchery. Bring hash cash and some extra for habadashery!
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