Monday, February 15, 2010

This page is boring.

I'm bored now.

Thursday, February 11, 2010

that funky monkey

BMH3 #2

When: Saturday February 20, 2010, 2pm.

What: BMH3 #2

Where: Walmart Supercenter
1025 Sawdust Rd
Spring/The Woodlands, TX 77380

Hare: Twinkle Toes

Why: Because you like drinking with a little running mixed in too!!!

Bring: $5, shag bag, $$ for haberdashery (Brass Monkey H3 Patches $3, Stickers $1), thirst for beer of course. Directions to the on after will be given out at the Hash.

Tuesday, February 09, 2010

Updated Stats...

14 pounds consumed because espn had a secret stash of carne asada cause she's awesome...ok well it's gone now so 15 pounds...
72 hamburgers....
60 hotdogs
20 veggie burgers
27 bagels
40 kolaches
4 1/2 kegs
20 18 packs of beer
2 cases of forties plus OJ (two 40's exploded because glass doesn't bounce on tile floors)
1 cooler of jello shots / jello penises plus the jello shots my neighbor brought over
3 to 4 gallons of whiskey
1 bucket of margaritas
3.25 liters of tequila
1/2 a bottle of Hot Sex which I found in my freezer and almost made me vomitt
A shit load of taco bell
and a partridge in a pear tree...

I'm sure there's more I am forgetting but all in all it was a blast...glad everyone made it out.

Friday, February 05, 2010

current we remember.

On Friday, 15 pounds of Carne asada was devoured by the Brass Monkey.
1 keg was emptied in 6 hours and 58 minutes.
4 people puked. (piggus, 3m, espn, bumper)
1 person remained hungover and non-functional all day. (espn)

Donnie remains quite efeminate!
Net is gone, again....cause he is taking it in the anus again. guess that is what happens when he likes to act like Brownie and go to bed early.

Teacher is mad, and running around the house looking for Net.
Flip cup is so last year. boring. haha
it's beer pong/beirut and full contact ball retrieval.

on on
gaylord focker

BRASS MONKEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

kickball champions of the world are Team A. the Don-Gay-Net association. with a far lesser force of 9 versus the outsiders of that wench Raisin, who had 15 players and still could not match the ferocity of Team superawesome!!!!

brass monkey. "we put the fuck, in fuck yeah!"

on on

Monday, February 01, 2010

Itinerary for Events up to and Including BMH3 #1

Ok people here is the itinerary of the events surrounding the sure to be epic BMH3 #1.
Thursday February 4, 2010
1.    Kimchi’s arriving at IAH at 2:52pm. Spork and I will have 2 vehicles to accommodate everyone
2.    Bob will be renting a car due to his extended stay and will be picking up Hoot (5:30pm Terminal B) and our esteemed mystery guest (4:30pm-ish Terminal C) (if you have not linked up with Bob you should do so now)
3.    Kimchi caravan will make a pit stop at the Liquor Store so you may pickup any necessary booze taking into account there is an already iced down keg of Lone Star awaiting you at the House of Retard (DTR and ESPN’s house…duhhh).
4.    BBQ Mexican Style at the House of Retard if everyone’s down maybe chip in a couple bucks and we will get an assload of Carne Asada, Tortillas, homemade Guacamole and Pico and have a nice little drunken Mexican Style BBQ minus the Chelada.
5.    Beer Pong, Flip cup, The Dreidel…well you get the picture

If you happened to be driving in or are in the area and would like to take part in Thursday’s madness let me know and I will give you my address/directions
Friday February 5, 2010
1.    Wake up and shake off your hangovers (will have bagels and stuff for the morning)
2.    Tentative hung over poker game BFE style.
3.    If we don’t play poker I say we play kickball to get some blood flowing
4.    Do pretty much whatever we want I’m assuming there will be drinking involved
5.    5:00pm leave the House of Retard in a convoy down to Houston. H4 with the help of McPisser has agreed to run a small trail for the Out of Towners who will miss the normal Sunday run. This run will coincide with H4’s regularly scheduled Happy Hour. McPisser said we will either be Meeting at the Happy Hour location or at a bar near by for the trail. Happy Hour usually runs about 3 hours so around 9pm we will be heading out.
6.    Return to the House of Retard which will be converted into the Palatial Palace of Retarded Love with the help of another esteemed mystery guest who fucking rocks….you know who you are.
7.    Music, potential for Karaoke, Beer Pong, Flip cup, The Dreidel…well you get the picture

Again, if you happened to be driving in or are in the area and would like to take part in Friday’s madness let me know and I will give you my address/directions and you are welcome to crash

Saturday February 6, 2010…dun dun dun
1.    The day we have all been waiting for will be upon us
2.    Wake up and shake off your hangovers (will have bagels and stuff for the morning)
3.    2:00pm Brass Monkey H3 #1 beginning at the Ranch Hill Saloon (for details see or )
4.    On after at the Palatial Palace of Retarded Love will have burgers, hot dogs, and snacky cakes along with beer of course.
5.    Entertainment provided by an esteemed pretty pretty princess
6.    Party until your liver falls out…that is if you still have one that functions.

Sunday February 7, 2010
1.    Wake Up will have Bagels and Kolaches
2.    Take Kimchis and Hoot to the Airport we will leave at 10:00am…should give you guys plenty of time to make your 12:00 noon flights (takes 20 minutes to get to the Airport)
3.    Those of you who are not flying out are welcome to stay for the Super Bowl. H4 will also be having their annual pooper bowl run (for details )
4.    Clean up, watch the Super Bowl get drunk…again
5.    I have Monday off so if you need/want to crash an extra night you are more than welcome, but come Monday you don’t have to go home but you got to get the Fuck outta my House, smooches!!!!

Key notes
1.    There should be plenty of floor, couch, and beds for everyone. I will have some sleeping gear for people; however I would suggest bringing what ever you need just in case (air mattress, sleeping bag, pillow…etc)
2.    Bring a towel for showering purposes if you are crashing.
3.    Standard Hash attire should suffice for the weekend…nothing fancy going on here…we will be drinking Lone Star all weekend enough said.
4.    Again, if you are coming in from out of town and you want to come over/crash before Saturday just let me know by responding to this email.