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Monday, May 23, 2022

BMH3 #322 05/28/2022 - 2 Mennonite - Just what the Dr ordered.

 

We need hares later in the summer! Summer trails can be shorter and wetter! To sign up Follow this link!

BMH3 #322 05/28/2022 - 2 Mennonite - Just what the Dr ordered.

When:

Saturday, May 28th, 2022
• Main Pack 2PM show, 2:30PM Go
• Manned Beer Check, sure

Where:

Dr Ann Snyder Dr, The Woodlands, TX 77375
30.14827047022969, -95.56363104676169
https://goo.gl/maps/RXAeVxXoCKFvMVmEA

Hare:

2-Mennonite

Sidenote:

FROM THE HARES:
The Doctor will be layin trail starting from Dr Ann Snyder Dr.  Beer Check, Sure; Shiggy, sure; Any real planning, not likely!

From Misman: Watch for additional trail details in the signal/blog comments/facebook.  Also, we need some hares later in the summer! Make trails short on distance, long on water! Have a pool, pool ending! March us in the blazing sun you massochist, just hare! sign up here! https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1YWKD179RbNf0422ij-uBywUbAE2Z_DijBVth6ydRejQ/edit?usp=sharing

Bring:

WATER, IT IS HOT!
Your fucking self and everything you need to survive a trail on your own.
Drinking vessels for Brass Monkeys at circle.

Why: Because you like drinking, period.

D’erections:
FROM HOUSTON: Who do I look like, Spōrk? Fucking put the where into your phone and get your own directions.


FROM Twinkle Toes:

WE HAVE SURVIVED!! Since we're all vaccinated(you're vaccinated, right??!) and Covid numbers are going down like your Mom, the Brass Monkey hash will be returning to a more normal format!  

•YES we will have group start times!
•YES we will be having circles!
•YES we will have BEER AND MONKEYS!!!
•YES we will have $5 Hash Cash

Buuuuuutttt since Covid isn't 100% gone we're going to have a few changes:

•If covid numbers are up, Hares will lay trail A to A or A to A' - NO CARBACKS.
•Bring a drinking vessel! no more passing monkeys around the circle - and don't put the mouth of the 40 on the rim of your vessel.
•There will be hand sanitizer by the snacks and coolers. USE IT before touching common surfaces.
•Everyone has different comfort levels, if someone wants to keep their distance, or wear a mask, Respect their wishes.
•THE FRB helmet... how the fuck did we ever allow a cootie catcher like that to exist... Not sure





Questions? Comments? Concerns? Sorry, can't hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry.)
Cocktor Spork's #: (832) 372-5133
KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141
0n-0n,
-=Twinkle Toes=-

Tuesday, May 10, 2022

BMH3 #321 – 05/14/2022: Slough & Shiggy


 BMH3 #321 – 05/14/2022: Slough & Shiggy

We need hares for next trail, and several more throughout the summer! Summer trails can be shorter and wetter! To sign up Follow this link!


When:

Saturday, May 14th, 2022
• Main Pack 2PM show, 2:30PM Go

Where:

Metropark Drive, Shenandoah
On-street parking on Metropark Drive, past Hyatt House.
30.19489777086269, -95.44745242428269
https://goo.gl/maps/o3yc4dusv9UUhzFJ6

Hares:

Penis Fly Crap and Dim Reaper!

Sidenote:

FROM THE HARES:
Cum one cum all to Penis Fly Crap & Dim Reaper's 1st haring of a Brass Monkey.  There will be sloughs, shiggy, swamps, snakes, spiders, beer, briars, bugs, mud, and a few more surprises along the way.  Bring $5, virgins, and vessels for Brass Monkeys in circle.

Bring:

WATER, IT IS HOT!
Your fucking self and everything you need to survive a trail on your own.
Drinking vessels for Brass Monkeys at circle.

Why: Because you like drinking, period.

D’erections:
FROM HOUSTON: Who do I look like, Spōrk? Fucking put the where into your phone and get your own directions.


FROM Twinkle Toes:

WE HAVE SURVIVED!! Since we're all vaccinated(you're vaccinated, right??!) and Covid numbers are going down like your Mom, the Brass Monkey hash will be returning to a more normal format!  

•YES we will have group start times!
•YES we will be having circles!
•YES we will have BEER AND MONKEYS!!!
•YES we will have $5 Hash Cash

Buuuuuutttt since Covid isn't 100% gone we're going to have a few changes:

•If covid numbers are up, Hares will lay trail A to A or A to A' - NO CARBACKS.
•Bring a drinking vessel! no more passing monkeys around the circle - and don't put the mouth of the 40 on the rim of your vessel.
•There will be hand sanitizer by the snacks and coolers. USE IT before touching common surfaces.
•Everyone has different comfort levels, if someone wants to keep their distance, or wear a mask, Respect their wishes.
•THE FRB helmet... how the fuck did we ever allow a cootie catcher like that to exist... Not sure



Questions? Comments? Concerns? Sorry, can't hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry.)
Cocktor Spork's #: (832) 372-5133
KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141
0n-0n,
-=Twinkle Toes=-