08/07/2021 BMH3# 301 Cougarrand takes the Monkeys Swimming

BMH3 #301 – 8/7/2021: Cougarrand takes the Monkeys Swimming

When:

Saturday, 8/7/2021
• Main Pack 2PM show, 2:30PM Go
Unmanned beercheck

Where:

2-Coogs-A-Night Farm.
403 Westbrook, Pinehurst, TX 77362
30.121574301012269, -95.65299576832169

Hares:

Cougarrand and Two Mennonite

Sidenote:

FROM THE HARES:
A to A trail. ~3 Mile trail, SHIGGY! At least one beer check. Crotch deep water crossings!
Pool ending! Dogs are welcome, as long as they don’t try to “save all of the swimmers” 😂😂.

Bring:

WATER, IT IS HOT!
Your fucking self and everything you need to survive a trail on your own. 

A drinking vessel for monkeys at circle.
A swimsuit, and a towel, because its a pool ending!!!!!

Why: Because you like drinking, period.

D’erections:
FROM HOUSTON: Who do I look like, Spōrk? Fucking put the where into your phone and get your own directions.


FROM Twinkle Toes:

WE HAVE SURVIVED!! Since we're all vaccinated(you're vaccinated, right??!) and Covid numbers are going down like your Mom, the Brass Monkey hash will be returning to a more normal format!  

•YES we will have group start times!
•YES we will be having circles!
•YES we will have BEER AND MONKEYS!!!
•YES we will have $5 Hash Cash

Buuuuuutttt since Covid isn't 100% gone we're going to have a few changes:

•Bring a drinking vessel! no more passing monkeys around the circle - and don't put the mouth of the 40 on the rim of your vessel.
•There will be hand sanitizer by the snacks and coolers. USE IT before touching common surfaces.
•Everyone has different comfort levels, if someone wants to keep their distance, or wear a mask, Respect their wishes.
•THE FRB helmet... how the fuck did we ever allow a cootie catcher like that to exist... Not sure





Questions? Comments? Concerns? Sorry, can't hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry.)
Cocktor Spork's #: (832) 372-5133
KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141
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-=Twinkle Toes=-

BMH3 #300 – 7/24/2021: BRASS MONKEY H3 300th CAMPOUT!!!

 

BMH3 #300 – July 24th: BRASS MONKEY H3 300th CAMPOUT!!!

****PAY AND REGO BY 9PM FRIDAY JULY 23rd if you want to us to order you food****

Watch the comments below the post and the facebook/signal groups for day of updates!

Well, holy shit, 300 hundred trails! It seems like it was just yesterday that we were just a little baby kennel making jokes about the inverted chicken wing, and naked hashing through suburban neighborhoods.  In celebration of hitting 300 trails, we are having a campout! Saturday July 24th! Yeah, we know it’ll be hot, but we are at a super shady campsite, and the trail will feature an amazing swimming hole for us to frolic in! Oh, and we’ve got an extra special 300 trails gimme!  Also, did I mention dinner??! We’re providing dinner Saturday night!

Cost will be $20 for Trail Beer, Circle Beer, Dinner, and Gimme. OR $10 staying for trail only.

So head on over and rego at https://forms.gle/mJ3oM4D1RkkHXTB59
And don’t forget to paypal witkopg@yahoo.com your $20.

Who's Cumming? https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1XCJXGgz5lGaPZESqiUUr7y45VEp0L2tf5JrweEVg90c/edit?usp=sharing

Make sure to read everything below to learn all the nitty gritty details!

When:

Saturday, July 24th, 2021
• Before Noon - show up, setup camp
• Noon - Pack off
• ~1PM - Extra long SWIMMING Hole beer check
• ~3PM(or until we’re done with the beer) - second half of trail
• ~4PM - Circle!
• 6PM - Dinner
Sunday, July 25th,2021
•whenever you want -  Wake up, pack up. GTFO
• Brunch somewhere?

Where:

Four Notch Hunter Camp
Forest Service Rd 213, Huntsville, TX 77340
30.646090446094156, -95.42324424702711

Hares:

Brass Monkey Mismanagement

Sidenote:

FROM THE HARES:

Trail will be a wonderful National Forest deep shiggy trail! Bugs! Creeks! Hogs! An amazing swimming hole!  Trail is expected to be between 5 and 6 challenging shiggy miles. Make sure to hydrate beforehand, and fill your camelbak up, it’s gonna be hot! We will be taking a nice long break to swim and frolic in a wonderful little lake!  Make sure to carry or wear clothes you can swim in, just in case muggles happen to have found our spot.  

FROM MISMANAGEMENT:

This is a PRIMITIVE campsite, no water, no trashcans, no bathroom(EVERYBODY DIGS!).  It is also a public campground, there may be civilians around, behave accordingly, dont get the police called on us!  Bring your camp dishes to cut down on trash, and be sure to bring a trashbag and take your trash with you when you leave.

Bring:

WATER, IT IS HOT!
Your fucking self and everything you need to survive a trail on your own.
Also, bring your camping gear, BECAUSE IT IS A CAMPOUT!!
**THE CAMPSITE IS TOTALLY PRIMITIVE, IT HAS NO WATER OR BATHROOM**

So bring a shovel, and extra water!
Saturday lunch, and sunday breakfast
Dishes/silverware!
Trashbag - there’s no trashcans, and we don’t want to deal with yours, so haul it out yourself.

Why: 

Because We’ve laid 299 awesome trails, and we’re gonna lay 299 more!

D’erections:

FROM HOUSTON: Who do I look like, Spōrk? Ok, fine, since it’s way out in the boonies, and your phone probably won’t work, I’ll put something.
FROM HOUSTON,
Head north on I45.
Take Exit 102, go right at the traffic circle onto 1375
Left on 75
Right on 2296
Right on Four Notch Road
Left on FSR 213
Camp will be on the left in about a quarter mile.
You should really navigate yourself.


Questions? Comments? Concerns? Sorry, can't hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry.)
Cocktor Spork's #: (832) 372-5133
KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141
Twinkles #: 661.342.1679

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-=Twinkle Toes=-

BMH3 #299 – 7/10/ 2021: Peg Leg Hooker and Just Chris's Hash Honeymoon trail!

 

BMH3 #299 – July 10, 2021: Peg Leg Hooker and Just Chris's Hash Honeymoon trail!

When:

Saturday, July 10, 2021
• 3PM show, 3:30PM Go

Where:

Fox Hollow Trail
23318 Vista de Tres Lagos Dr, Spring, TX 77389
30.10108951958454, -95.48935527366011

Hares:

Peg Leg Hooker and Just Chris

Sidenote:

FROM THE HARES: Trail will be 3-5 mi dog friendly,  bring bug spray, sunscreen, and water. May be A to A', maybe  A to B. Depends on some more scouting today.  Will provide car backs if necessary.
Rothwood park is a new park that just opened. It closes at 9pm. Parking is just through  the gate on the right  (and before the fox hollow trail marker  on Google maps).

Bring: 

WATER ITS HOT!!

Bugspray

hashcash

Your fucking self and everything you need to survive a trail on your own.

D’erections:

FROM HOUSTON: Who do I look like, Spōrk? Fucking put the where into your phone and get your own directions.

FROM Twinkle Toes:

WE HAVE SURVIVED!! Since we're all vaccinated(you're vaccinated, right??!) and Covid numbers are going down like your Mom, the Brass Monkey hash will be returning to a more normal format!  

•YES we will have group start times!
•YES we will be having circles!
•YES we will have BEER AND MONKEYS!!!
•YES we will have hash cash.

Buuuuuutttt since Covid isn't 100% gone we're going to have a few changes:

•Bring a drinking vessel! no more passing monkeys around the circle - and don't put the mouth of the 40 on the rim of your vessel.
•There will be hand sanitizer by the snacks and coolers. USE IT before touching common surfaces.
•Everyone has different comfort levels, if someone wants to keep their distance, or wear a mask, Respect their wishes.
•THE FRB helmet... how the fuck did we ever allow a cootie catcher like that to exist... Not sure


Questions? Comments? Concerns? Sorry, can't hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry.)
Cocktor Spork's #: (832) 372-5133
KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141
0n-0n,
-=Twinkle Toes=-