When: Saturday,
December 30th, at ***5:00pm!***
Where: Eleanor Tinsley
Park
18-3600 Allen Parkway
Houston, TX 77019
Hares: Myseld and
Vagineer
Why: Because you like
drinking, period.
Bring: $2 Hash Cash!
(Don't get used to this Monkeys!)
D’erections:
From The Woodlands: Take I-45 south and exit
47A for Allen Parkway. Will be on your right pretty damn quick.
Sidenote From
Platterpuss:
The" MastRUbation in Space Trail"
has morphed into the new "Cows in Spaaaace Trail!" and this year we
are adding Monkeys into the debauchery! Combining the traditions of Space City
H3, MOOOOUSTON H3, and The Brass Monkey H3, we will orbit Houston at unheard of
speeds in search of beer and other intoxicating substances.
Trail will be around 4 miles with two beer
checks. Munchies and down down beer will be provided for circle, so bring $2
hash cash.
Start is at Elanor Tinsley Park at 5pm. Use
the parking spaces along Allen Parkway between the skate park and the Federal
Reserve Building.
Other equipment you will need: Headlamp, ID,
money for beer check(s), change of clothes, coyote repellent, space suit with
your own oxygen supply, drinking vessel, Mae West, deck of cards for
quarantine, etc...
Trail is dog friendly, and on-after location
should be as well (will confirm)
See you there!
