BRASS MONKEY H3 RUN # 24

BRASS MONKEY H3 RUN # 24 "Screw Your Holiday, We'll Make Our Own" Hash On December 25th, 2010 5:00pm

When: Saturday December 25th, 2010, 5:00pm

Where: Cocktor Spork's House

28 Painted Sunset

The Woodlands, TX 77380

Hare(s): Mud In My Crick & Cocktor Spork

Why: Because you like drinking with a little shiggytastic running mixed in too.

Bring: $5 for hash cash, FLASHLIGHT, shag bag (change of clothes), $$ for haberdashery (T-shirts $12 only woman's sizes left), Stickers $1, Patches $3), thirst for beer of course.

Side Note: This run is the Brass Monkey's First Ever MOM "Moon Over Monkeys" Hash, our form of the Full Moon Hash. We were going to be doing a Pub Crawl on Xmas eve, but so many of you people out there such as Jews like myself, and non-Jews who don't like their families and want an excuse to not be with them, came out of the woodwork requesting a Hash on Xmas, so we felt we had to do it! It might possibly be a live hare, which would also be a first. Not sure yet, we'll see. Make sure to bring a FLASHLIGHT because they will not be provided. Also, bring stuff to bundle up in case its nippily.

D'erections: Directions from Downtown Houston . Go North on I-45 take exit 73 (Rayford Rd/Sawdust). Once you exit go to the light, Rayford Rd/Sawdust, and turn left. Go to your 3^rd light, Sawdust Road , and turn left. After you turn, go past your 1^st light and go to the 2^nd, Sawmill Road . Turn left on Sawmill Road . Stay in your left lane and turn left into your 1^st subdivision, Sunset Springs; the name of the street itself is actually Dreamweaver Circle . Pass the very first street that you see on your left and Spork's house is on the corner of the next street, Painted Sunset. If you go just past Painted Sunset, you can park in either the 1^st driveway on your right, which is Donnie The Retard's, or the 1^st driveway on the left, which is Spork's.

BRASS MONKEY H3 RUN # 23

"Chrismakkah Hash" On December 11th, 2010 2:00pm

When: Saturday December 11th, 2010, 2:00pm

Where: Papa's Ice House
314 Pruitt Road
Spring, TX 77380

Hare(s): Donnie The Retard

Why: Because you like drinking with a little shiggytastic running mixed in too.

Bring: $5 for hash cash, shag bag (change of clothes), $$ for haberdashery (T-shirts $12 only woman's sizes left), Stickers $1, Patches $3), thirst for beer of course.

Side Note This run is the Brass Monkey's first ever Chrismakkah Hash honoring the holiday filled month of December. At circle we will be having a "Steal or Keep" gift exchange for those who would like to participate. For the gifts something alcohol related would be awesome, but feel free to bring whatever you would like. The cap will be 10 dollars or less. Participation is obviously not required, but strongly encouraged.

D'erections: Directions from Downtown Houston. Go North on I-45 take exit 73 (Rayford Rd/Sawdust). Once you exit onto the feeder stay to the left and do a U-turn underneath the freeway onto the feeder going south. Once on the southbound feeder stay right and make a right turn onto Pruitt (Pruitt is your second right with a Texaco station on the corner). Papa's will be on your right just past the strip mall.