BRASS MONKEY H3 # 3

When: Saturday April 2nd, 2011, 3:00pm

Where : Bear Branch Park

5200 Research Forest Dr.

The Woodlands, TX 77381

Hare(s): ESPN & Name My Vagina

Why: Because you like drinking with a little shiggytastic running mixed in too.

Bring : $5 for hash cash, shag bag (change of clothes), $$ for haberdashery: T-shirts $12 (super secret new T-shirts will be there for those that ordered them). Stickers $1, Patches $3, and a thirst for beer of course.

D'erections: From Houston take I-45 North then take exit 77 (Lake Woodlands/Research Forest/Tamine Rd). Go 1.3 miles on feeder and make a left at the first light (Research Forest/Tamina Rd). Go 2.6 miles and Bear Branch Park will be on your right. When you turn into the parking lot we will be meeting in the parking area to the immediate left. If you can't find a spot there is additional parking to the right.

Side Note: This weekend the Houston Spring Campout is taking place. If you can make to that it will be a blast. Spork, ESPN, and I will will not be able to make it out for super lame work related reasons, but those that can go have a Brass Monkey before noon in our honor...ONON.

BRASS MONKEY H3 # 30 "The Dirty 30 Gingervitis Run"

When: Saturday March 19th, 2010, 3:00pm

Where : Old Riley Fuzzel Preserve

(In the parking lot by the Alligator Pond

Hare(s): Ez-2-Please

Why: Because you like drinking with a little shiggytastic running mixed in too.

Bring : $5 for hash cash, shag bag (change of clothes), $$ for haberdashery: T-shirts $12 (Only women's sizes left). Stickers $1, Patches $3, and a thirst for beer of course.

D'erections: From Houston the easiest would be to take the Hardy Toll Road north exit Riley Fuzzel Rd. and make a right once you exit on Riley Fuzzel. Once you cross the bridge you will go .3 miles then you will make a left on Old Riley Fuzzel. This is almost parallel to the road you came in on so you will be heading towards the river. Once you come to the dead end there will be a parking lot on your right.

Side Note: Per Ez: "There will be ONE HUGE KEG OF PREMIUM BEER. 3-6 miles of delicious shiggy to punish the wannabe Warrior Dash. Revenge for the elephant grass from Spork and Donnie's run that left me scarred and unable to wear dresses. Red ginger wigs on trail to feel pretty. Premium beer prizes for the following: Creepiest Ginger Kid, Coolest looking warrior (better if you are Irish or kilted), Guessing ESPN's age. I reserve the right to make you cry like little girls. Wear green, wear orange, whatever you do, don't be ginger."