BRASS MONKEY H3 RUN # 48

BRASS MONKEY H3 RUN # 48

When: Saturday, November 26^th 2011 at 2:00pm!

Where: Tamarac Park
Near the intersection of
North Millbend Drive & Many Pines Road,
The Woodlands, TX 77380

(30.153317, -95.456944)

Hare(s): Cumrade Blumpkin, Name My Vagina, & La Situación

Why: Because you like drinking period.

Bring: $5 for hash cash, shag bag(change of clothes), $$ for haberdashery (T-shirts $12), Stickers $1, Patches $3, thirst for beer of course. 

D'erections: From downtown Houston , go I-45 North all the way to exit 76B, Woodlands Parkway . Stay in the left lane once the on-ramp merges onto Woodlands Parkway , then turn left AT THE FIRST STREET YOU CAN, Woodloch Forest Drive . Continue on Woodloch Forest Drive , it will turn you hard left, then right, then the street will change into Many Pines Road. Continue straight till it dead ends, then turn right onto North Millbend Drive . The park will be immediately on your right.

Sidenote: This will be a BIRFDAY ORGY celebration. All three of the hares have birthdays around this time, so they will be laying some sort of trail. This is all the info I have people – needless to say the weather is getting nicer and it is getting dark quicker so early hash = YAY!

BRASS MONKEY H3 RUN # 47

The "16 Beer Checks. Happening." Hash

When: Saturday, November 12^th 2011 at 3:00pm!

Where: Randall’s Food Market Pharmacy
9420 College Park Drive
Conroe, TX 77384

Hare(s): yobwoC esreveR (Reverse Cowboy)

Why: Because you like drinking period.

Bring: $5 for hash cash, shag bag(change of clothes), $$ for haberdashery (T-shirts $12), Stickers $1, Patches $3, thirst for beer of course. 

D'erections: Directions from Downtown Houston . Take I-45 North towards The Woodlands. Take exit 79 ( TX-242/College Park Drive/Needham Road .) Turn left at the stoplight onto TX-242/College Park Drive . Take for 4-4.50 miles and it will be there on your right before 1488.

Sidenote: This is the first ever, never happened before, gonna break 'em all, had to give him sexual favors to do it, yobwoC esreveR (Reverse Cowboy) laid trail! What can you expect? Not 1, not 2, not 3, not 4, not 5, not 6, not 7, not 8, not 9, not 10, not 11, not 12, not 13, not 14, not 15, but 16 FREAKING BEER CHECKS!!!!!! What else can you expect? At least one person vomiting most likely. What else can you expect? Do you care? Really? 16 Beer checks people. This is gonna be an epic trail so only losers will miss it. Questions? Comments? STDs? Everything can be answered... if you show up to the trail. LET'S DO THIS!!! W00000H0000000!!!