BRASS MONKEY H3 RUN # 63

When: Saturday, June 23rd at 4:00pm!

Where: 16622 Lee Road
Humble, TX 77396

Hare(s): Fifth of Idiot

Why: Because you like drinking, period.

Bring: $5 for hash cash, shag bag(change of clothes), $$ for haberdashery, Stickers $1, $12 for shirts, BUG SPRAY, and a thirst for beer of course. 

D’erections: From The Woodlands: Take I-45 South to Hardy Toll Road. Take Hardy till Intercontinental Airport exit. Turn right toward Greens Rd. Turn left onto Greens Rd. Turn left onto Lee Road, will be on right.

Sidenote: Happening! Thank you to Fifth of Idiot who will be haring the shit out of this trail - looks pretty good from what I have seen. Close to Houston, therefore no "Oh, but it's just so far!" excuses. It is pretty much in Houston people. Bring change of clothes and a Plan B pill and you should be set.

0n-0n BITCHES!

Cocktor Spork

BRASS MONKEY H3 RUN # 62 - The "H0T Mess Beer Mile"

When: June 9th at 1:00pm! NOTE THE START TIME!

Where: In Fucking Galveston
Close to 4161 Pointe West Drive.
Galveston, TX 77554

Hare(s): Cocktor Spork

Why: Because you like drinking, period.

Bring: $5 for hash cash, shag bag(change of clothes), $$ for haberdashery, Stickers $1, $12 for shirts, BUG SPRAY, and a thirst for beer of course. AND CASH FOR THE ON-AFTER!

D’erections: From The Woodlands: Head south. No homo. Take I-45 South for a long ass way, like hours. You will literary drive as far south as this damn freeway will take you. You'll even get to ride on a causeway and feel like you are in New Orléans. Or at least I will. Take exit 1-FREAKING-A and merge onto TX-342 Spur S/Broadway St toward 61st St/W Beach. Turn right onto 61st St (signs for Texas 342 Spur), then turn right onto Farm to Market 3005. Stay on this for like another 20 miles (true story), continue onto San Luis Pass Rd, turn right. Look for "Beach Access Points" #39 & #40. Park somewhere around there, we will be on the beach, probably. We'll see where the wedding and everything are and make sure we are not close to that or mess with that at all - hashers not trashers - and establish the beer "mile."

Sidenote: This is the wedding day for two AWESOME hashers, KumOnIWannaLeiYa and Pimp Doggie Dawg, awwwwwwwwww, and since so many of us are going to be down there, might as well make it happen there! Also, an awesome one of us, Triple D!, was seriously effed up in a car accident by an asshole drunk driver so all funds raised during this will be given to her for body-repairs and such. Thank you Name My Vagina for the awesome idea! See everyone there!

0n-0n BITCHES!

Cocktor Spork