When: Saturday, June 22nd, 11:00am!!!
Where:
The park by City Hall... in fucking New Orleans! http://goo.gl/maps/SsebA
Hare(s): Cocktor Spork and MasturGator
Why: Because you like drinking period.
Bring: $5 for hash cash, shag bag(change of clothes), $$ for haberdashery (T-shirts $15), Stickers $1, Patches $3 & $4, thirst for beer of course.
D'erections:
FROM HOUSTON: Jump on I-10 East, go for about 345 miles. Take Exit 234B towards Poydras St / Superdome. Turn left on Lasalle Street, take first fight onto Perdido Street. BOOM.
FROM THE INTERNATIONAL HOUSE HOTEL WHERE MOST OF US FUCK-UPS ARE STAYING: Head West on Gravier Street, go for a half mile, park is on your left right past Layola Avenue.
Sidenote: OK bitches, it's finally here. It is finally fucking here. Holy crap and balls, I cannot believe it is finally here!!!!!! This weekend, June 21st - 23rd, the Brass Monkey H3 and the VooDoo H3 sexually present to you, VooDoo Monkey 3: The Amazing Racist. We have over 150 people signed up from 25 fucking kennels for this thing, so hopefully we won't fuck it up. :) If you are signed up and rego'd, awesome, you did something right. Mazel Tov to you. The second part of this is if you want to do the 89th running of the Brass Monkey H3 then you need to get your ass up and to the park by 11:00am. This hash will lead right up to the day's VooDooMonkey festivities, so there you go. That's just convenient. Badda-bing, everything you need. Now pack all your cute little clothes and cute little shoes and put them in your cute little bag and print off your cute little $20 MegaBus ticket and drive your cute little hoopty to the cute little parking lot then get on the cute little bus and get you cute little ass here so we can PARTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Well there you heard it people, make it happen!
Cocktor Spork's #: (832) 372-5133
MasturGator's #: (936) 444-8591
0n-0n Bitches,
Cocktor Spork
