When: Saturday, September 28th, 3:00pm!!!
Where:
East Bluff Court Cul-de-Sac
Magnolia, TX 77354
(30.25415,-95.56284)
Hare(s): Twinkle Toes & PooDoo Alfredo
Why: Because you like drinking period.
Bring: $5 for hash cash and shag bag (change of clothes). $$ for Haberdashery: T-shirts $15, Stickers $1, Patches $3 & $4, Socks $10, and a thirst for beer of course!
D'erections:
FROM HOUSTON: Take I-45 North or Hardy Toll Road until it dead-ends into I-45. Take Exit 81 for FM 1488 Magnolia / Hempstead. Once you exit, take 1488 W loop under and over the freeway so you end up going West. Go straight for six-ish miles, then turn right on Egypt Community Rd/Honea Egypt Rd. Go straight for a mile and continue onto Sendera Ranch Road for another mile, then turn right onto East Bluff Court.
Sidenote: Expect shiggy! This is that thick Magnolia shiggy, so be warned! Water, and thorns, and vicious wang-doodles! PooDoo says she is not responsible for Mountain Lion attacks. This is also out 96th, er 69th, backwards-esque style hash! What does that mean? Who knows. Maybe we just wanted to say 69 again, cause it's awesome. Backwards marks? Mehbeh. Chalk talk after? Mehbeh, but probably not. That's kinda douchy. Hopefully there will be *something* 69-ish. Depending on the sluts that show up for this one, it might happen before trail even starts. Bring cash for 0n-0n-0n.
Well there you heard it people, make it happen!
Cocktor Spork's #: (832) 372-5133
MasturGator's #: (936) 444-8591
0n-0n Bitches,
Cocktor Spork
