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Wednesday, March 26, 2014

BRASS MONKEY H3 RUN # 108



When: Saturday, March 29th, 3:00pm!!! *NOTE, IT'S NOT AT 2:00, IT'S AT 3:00 - WE HAVE MORE SUNLIGHT NOW!*

Where:
Cattail Park
9323 Cochrans Crossing Drive
The Woodlands, TX 77380

Hare(s): Dick Assley & Cocktor Spork

Why: Because you like drinking period.

Bring: $5 for hash cash and shag bag (change of clothes). $$ for Haberdashery: T-shirts $15, Stickers $1, Patches $3 & $4, Socks $12, and a thirst for beer of course!

D'erections:
FROM HOUSTON: Take I-45 north or Hardy Toll Road until it hits I-45 and take Exit 76B for Woodlands Parkway. Go for like 5-ish miles until you hit Cochrans Crossing Drive, then turn right. Go for about a mile and look for Cattail Park on your left.

Sidenote: Last Sunday, Reverend Dick officiated the wedding between Cocktor Spork and Cum-Puss in California. Now, in celebration, Cocktor Spork and Dick Assley would like to do to you on this trail what Spork did to that small Asian on that wedding night: wreck you. Hard. Expect shiggy with water crossings, expect little pavement, and expect at least one beercheck! Trail should be between 3 -5 miles, but you know how we are when we get into thick shiggy, that shit is FUN so we might keep you in there for a little bit longer. :) Make sure to wear your shiggy socks and bring a change of clothes; shiggy socks and Monkey shirts will be for sale if whoever has the shirts remembers to bring them. It might be me, know effin knows. According to Facebook, which can now tell you weather on a certain day at a certain time with its magical powers, says that it will be in the 80°s with a chance of thunderstorms. Know what that means? WEAR YOUR DAMN BUG SPRAY! This will also be considered a PRE-LUBE FOR TEXAS INTERHASH! w00t!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Well there you heard it people, make it happen!

Cocktor Spork's #: (832) 372-5133
KatchUp's#: (817) 235-6141

0n-0n Bitches,

Cocktor Spork

Tuesday, March 04, 2014

BRASS MONKEY H3 RUN # 108 - Brass Monkey 3rd AИAL Green Dress

"The Only Event It Is Okay To Be Ginger"

Where: Cross Track Ice House; 200 Magnolia St., Spring, TX 77373

Time: 2:00 PM  3rd

Hares: MasturGator, EZ Chair, & I Fucked Your Dad.

On-After: Will be at Cross Tracks. Like the last 2 years they basically let us face rape this place and they sell us OE & OJ and Irish Beer. It is BYO-liquor. Be nice to the staff or they will cut you.

Sleeping/Banging: Super 8 at sawdust and 45 have $55 dollar rooms. It is best to not tell them who we are, we have reserved nothing and if you wait the price will probably go up due to the random spike of rooms selling. Address 24903 I-45 North, Spring, TX 77380

Bring: $5 for hash cash and shag bag (change of clothes). $$ for Haberdashery: T-shirts $15, Stickers $1, Patches $3 & $4, Socks $10, and a thirst for beer of course!

D'erections:

FROM HOUSTON: Take I-45 north or Hardy Toll Road until you put one of the address above in your smart fun you lazy bastard.

Sidenote: Expect Shiggy, Beer Checks, Booze Checks, Beer Checks, Irish Car Bombs, Poorly timed Irish jokes, an on-after, green stool the next day, green spaghetti, bad grammar, wrestling singlets, awkward cross dressing, 40's, beer checks, un-awkward cross dressing, beer checks, some haberdashery associated, Updates will cum very soon. "Working to ensure your safety and ability to not remember at the same time".

Facebook event where you can find updated info: https://www.facebook.com/events/649060258488318/


Cocktor Spork's #: (832) 372-5133
MasturGator's #: (936) 444-8591
Easy Chair's#: (503) 939-4587
I F*cked Your Dad # (832) 594-6918

0n-0n Bitches,
MasturGator