When: Saturday, April 26th, 3:00pm!!!
Where:
Spring Acres Preserve
23801 Glen Loch Drive
The Woodlands, TX 77380
Hare(s): ESPN
Why: Because you like drinking, period.
Bring: $5 for hash cash, and shag bag (change of clothes). $$ for Haberdashery: T-shirts $15, Stickers $1, Patches $3 & $4, Socks $12, and a thirst for beer of course!
D'erections:
FROM HOUSTON: Take I-45 north or Hardy Toll Road until it hits I-45 and take Exit 73 for Rayford / Sawdust. Turn left onto Sawdust Road and go past three lights until Sawdust turns left, directly past Taco Bell and Burger King. Turn left on Sawdust and go alllllllllllllllll the way until it dead ends, it will turn you hard right and left before then, just keep going. Once it dead ends you will be on Glen Loch Drive, turn left and go alllllllllllllllll the way until it dead ends. Boom.
Sidenote: Your hare will be ESPN, so expect an Original O.G. type of trail: shiggy, at least one beer check, probably some poison ivy if that bitch can find some, and since she is an evil ginger, expect soul thieving traps throughout this entire damn thing. Make sure to bring a change of clothes so you don't smell like some gross ass at the on-after. Oh ya, bring money for that. You must remember that she is evil, so there will probably be some horrible unexpected shit on trail: Jews, other gingers, you never know what this crazy bitch might throw at us. The weather is just starting to get warmish so you should probably bring bug spray and sun block, and there will be mandatory tick checks whenever we feel like making people get nekkid. Yay b00b checks!
Well there you heard it people, make it happen!
Cocktor Spork's #: (832) 372-5133
KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141
0n-0n Bitches,
Cocktor Spork
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