BRASS MONKEY H3 RUN # 129

When: Saturday, January 3rd, at 2:00pm!

Where: The GatorSntach Motel
7 Still Glen Court
The Woodlands, TX 77381

Hares: Where Do You Get Off? & CSI

Why: Because you like drinking, period.

Bring: $5 for hash cash, shag bag (change of clothes), BUG SPRAY, $$ for haberdashery (T-shirts $12), stickers $1, patches $3, thirst for beer of course.

D’erections:
From Houston: Go North on I-45 or Hardy Toll Road until it dead ends into 45 and take it North and then take it to exit 76B for Woodlands Parkway. Take that for a few miles until you hit Panther Creek Drive right after the bridge that crosses Lake Woodlands. Left on Panther Creek, then past the one stop sign, then right after you pass the school on your right and church on your left, turn left into subdivision. Go to Second Street, YewLeaf, and turn right, then turn right on second street after that, Still Glen. Boom. You can also navigate to the location on this sucker.

Sidenote: FROM THE HARES: This next Brass Monkey is to set the pace for a rockin' 2015. Cum join us as we send 2014 on the walk of shame, with its wet panties in the back pocket of those torn Levi skinny jeans and everything. Expect a short (less than 2.5 miles) trail with multiple beer stops and a tasty BMH3 ending. This boozy trail will be a light, easy, dry trail with some shiggy and usual debauchery. Bring hash cash and some extra for habadashery!

Cocktor Spork’s #: (832) 372-5133
KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141

0n-0n Bitches,

Cocktor Spork

BRASS MONKEY H3 RUN # 128

When: Saturday, December 20th, at 2:00pm! 
*WE'RE BACK TO EARLY START TIMES!*

Where: Tailgators
8000 Texas 242
The Woodlands, TX 77385

Hares: Donnie the Retard and London Fag

Why: Because you like drinking, period.

Bring: $5 for hash cash, shag bag (change of clothes), BUG SPRAY, $$ for haberdashery (T-shirts $12), stickers $1, patches $3, thirst for beer of course.

D’erections: 
From Houston: Go North on I-45 or Hardy Toll Road until it dead ends into 45 and take it North and thake it to exit 79A toward College Park Drive/Needham Road/Texas 242. When you exit turn right into the shopping center on your right side on the corner of the feeder road and College Park Drive/Needham Road/Texas 242. Boom.

Sidenote: Plan on a shiggy-tasitc trail taking you through the non-existent-currently-but-one-day-hobo-camps and see the sights of some trailtracks where you can have one of your own Stand By Me moments! Wear your high socks and probably some wild boar and snake repellent. Make sure to bring a change of clothes and $$$ for on-after. Seriously though, bring a change of clothes and shoes/sandals, you are going to stink. This is going to be the last trail of 2014, let us all say goodbye by getting fucked up and enjoying non-urban hashing!!!!!!! (It better be...)

Cocktor Spork’s #: (832) 372-5133
KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141

0n-0n Bitches,

Cocktor Spork