When: Saturday, March 14th, at 3:00pm!
Where: Magnolia Gardens (Site of TXIH 2014)
12044 Beach St
Houston, Texas
Hares: EZ Chair & Cocktor Spork
Why: Because you like drinking, period.
Bring: *$20 ENTRY FEE TO SAVE A HORSE AND 101 DONATIONS FOR ALL THE SHIT THEY ARE DOING*, $5 for hash cash, shag bag (change of clothes), BUG SPRAY, $$ for haberdashery (T-shirts $12), stickers $1, patches $3, thirst for beer of course.
D’erections:
FROM THE WOODLANDS: Take I-45 South or Hardy Toll Road south until you hit Beltway 8, then take Beltway East. Take the exit toward Garrett Rd/Little York Rd. Turn left onto Garrett Rd, Turn left onto 1st St, Continue onto Guinn Ave, Guinn Ave turns left and becomes 10th St, Turn right onto Beach and look for signs.
Sidenote:
FROM THE HARES: Cum one, cum all, to this special ORGY of events. Firstishly, this will be our FOURTH ANAL BRASS MONKEY GREEN DRESS RUN, so get out your Green dresses and get ready to get extra slutty!!!! That's right, this will be EZ's Third time haring, and my first, so it promises to be terrible with your reigning "Worst Hare Award" and "Hare Most Likely To Get You Killed Award" winners - so plan on that shit.
And lastly, and most importantly, this will be at the site of the Wedding Weekend Extravaganza for Save a Horse, Ride a Mole and 101 Donations! That's right, on Friday these two love birds will say "I do", then have sex in a tent/rv thing, then are going to be ready to celebrate round two on Saturday, so thank you to them for letting us come out and do this! Since we will be crashing their party, for those of you that have not already, please PayPal them $20 to cover all the awesome shit they are providing or bring it on Saturday. You will still need to pay $5 for the run as that will cover circle beer and snacky cakes.
After the trail there is a camping out option once you have paid your $20, and good times will be had by all there! Try to carpool, make sure to be good, and plan on having fun!
Cocktor Spork's #: (832) 372-5133
KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141
0n-0n Bitches,
Cocktor Spork
