BRASS MONKEY H3 R*N # 157

BRASS MONKEY H3 R*N # 157

When: Saturday, January 30th, at ***2:00pm!***

Where: Royal Oaks Drive

The Woodlands, TX 77380

(30.13927, -95.49418)

Hares: Outside Cat

Why: Because you like drinking, period.

Bring: $5 for hash cash, shag bag (change of clothes), BUG SPRAY, PI repellent, $$ for haberdashery (T-shirts $12), stickers $1, patches $3, thirst for beer of course.

D’erections: From Houston: Take I-45 or Hardy Toll Road north and take Exit 73 for Rayford / Sawdust Road. Take the feeder to the light and turn left on Sawdust Road. Take Sawdust for a bit until it turns hard left at the Starbucks / CVS corner; if you go straight, it becomes Grogan's Mill Road, no, don't do that. Once you turn left, go on Sawdust and it will turn you hard right, keep going straight past Wal-Mart, past Valero, go all the way until it forces you to hard-right again. Go hard right, then it will force you hard left, keep going all the way until this fucker dead-ends. Once it dead ends onto Glen Lock Road, turn right. Go for like 4-5 streets, then turn left onto Royal Oaks Drive. Go to the end. Boom.

Sidenote: FROM THE HARES: Ladies & Gents, does Outside Cat have a trail for you! Sorry, I meant does Outside Cat have a trail for you? We hope so. You can expect 2-4 miles of SHIGGY and B00BS! Expect at least one beer check, and expect to get either scabies or something else cat related. Bring a change of clothes as you will be getting dirty, and since we have no fucking idea how the weather will be, bring something between a parka and a bathing suit. Outside Cat volunteered to do this when she was drunk, so she will most likely be drunk while laying it as well.

Questions? Comments? Sorry, can't hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry).

Where Do You Get Off's #: (281) 608-0004

KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141

0n-0n Bitches,

Cocktor Spork