BRASS MONKEY H3 R*N # 161

BRASS MONKEY H3 R*N # 161

When: Saturday, March 26th, at ***2:30pm!*** NOTE THE TIME!

Where:

El Get Off Red Light Casa Boom Boom Room y Cantina

210 Weatherly Way

Houston TX 77022

Hares: 50 Shades of Gay & Where Do You Get Off!?!

Why: Because you like drinking, period.

Bring: $5 for hash cash, shag bag (change of clothes), BUG SPRAY, PI repellent, $$ for haberdashery (T-shirts $12), stickers $1, patches $3, thirst for beer of course.

D’erections:

From Houston: Take 610 towards Yale from whatever direction you're cumming, then exit Yale and go North. Turn right on Weatherly Way just north of Crosstimbers. Look for hookers. Boom.

Sidenote: FROM THE HARES:

Little bunny foo foo was hopping through the forest. Picking up the Hashers and laying them on her bed. Down went their trousers, up went their big rods, careful with he bunny teeth when she gave them head.

Little bunny foo foo hopped upon the big one. Rode it up and down until she broke the bed. When he shot his big load she got quite distracted, instead of eating it she fingerpainted instead.

Cum one, cum all to the FIRST ever 50 Shades of Gay Brass Monkey trail and Easter Sexxxtacular! Expect a medium shiggy trail of around 4 miles in north Houston! Bring hash cash, a whistle, some bug spray, a change of clothes (or not I don't care), and of course a thirst for beer!

Questions? Comments? Sorry, can't hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry).

Where Do You Get Off's #: (281) 608-0004

KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141

0n-0n Bitches,

Cocktor Spork

BRASS MONKEY H3 R*N # 160 - 5th Anal Green Dress Run... Now In Orange!!

BRASS MONKEY H3 R*N # 160 - 5th Anal Green Dress Run... Now In Orange!!

When: Saturday, March 12th, at ***2:00pm!***

Where: Spotts Park

401 S Heights Blvd, Houston, TX 77007

Hares: EZ Chair, Cocktor Spork, & Where Do You Get Off?

Why: Because you like drinking, period.

Bring: $5 for hash cash, shag bag (change of clothes), BUG SPRAY, PI repellent, $$ for haberdashery (T-shirts $12), stickers $1, patches $3, thirst for beer of course.

D’erections:

When we have a set location, we'll let you know... maybe.

Sidenote: FROM THE HARES:

Ladies & Gentlemen, we are again at the celebration of St. Patty, and that can only mean one thing... GREEN PEE! Well, I guess that comes second, so let's start from the top. Green Dress run is here, and for our 5th year we have something a little different for you!

Green Dress for St. Patty's Day? - Done it.

Orange Dress for St. Patty's Day? - Go on.......

That's right, bitches, time for a History lesson. Many years ago, at a time where dinosaurs still roamed the earth, and Noah's Arc was like the original über, the Catholics and the Protestants hated each other, like TuPac and Biggie hated each other. Well the Catholics were Green and the Protestants were Orange, and their rap battles were epic. Well now, years later, Ireland deals with both their shit, so the flag is Orange and Green divided by White, which is Peace. Awwww, so cute. So this year, we're gonna show some support for the *other* side of the family and rock some Orange! Now, that being said, if you just cannot come up with an Orange dress, if it is so impossible that you just cannot deal with it, and you’re so excited because you have a Green dress that you purchased months and month ago just for this event, wear it. Do it. Whateves. But if you wanna be awesome, and do something different, Orange-up, bitches!

BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE!

This trail will be taking place in EaDo, or East of Downtown for you people who don't know what "EaDo" is but said YOLO for six months. You're not hip, just stop it. Well, following trail, a large group of us will be going to the Houston Dynamo game happening right near the end, and rocking the fuck out in our Orange dresses! The Dynamo's color is orange, our dresses are orange, EZ Chair most likely has orange fabric, we can't lose! 10 of us have already gotten our tickets for the game, if you want to go as well, contact Spork and he'll let you know what to do!

I'll be setting up a little poll on here to get a gauge of how many people want to do just trail or do trail/game, then from there I'll add or remove some of the seats. We'll be setting up a paypal link so you can pay ahead of time, and this shit can go down faster than Where Do You Get Off? on taco night.

Questions? Comments? Sorry, can't hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry).

Where Do You Get Off's #: (281) 608-0004

KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141

0n-0n Bitches,

Cocktor Spork