BRASS
MONKEY H3 R*N # 198 - Cocktor Spork's BIRFDAY Trail & Hurricane Mile!
When: Saturday, August
26th, at 2:00pm! ***NOTE THE UPDATED START TIME***
Where: Spork's Spooning
Spectacularium
28
Painted Sunset
The
Woodlands, TX 77380
Hares: Cocktor Spork
Why: Because you like
drinking, period.
Bring: $5 for hash cash,
shag bag (change of clothes), BUG SPRAY, PI repellent, $$ for haberdashery
(T-shirts $20), stickers $1, patches $3, socks $10, and a thirst for beer of
course.
D’erections:
From
Houston: Float north on I-45 or Hardy Toll Road until it dead ends into I-45.
Exit 73 for Rayford/Sawdust road. Turn left. Go for a few lights until you get
to where Sawdust turns hard left at the Burger King / Starbucks / CVS
intersection. Follow that and turn at your second light, Sawmill Road. Turn
left into your first subdivision, Sunset Springs - the street is Dreamweaver
Circle. Go straight and look for 28 Painted Sunset on the corner of South
Dreamweaver Circle and Pained Sunset. We'll be in the garage!
Sidenote:
Ok,
so, fucking recalculating doesn’t even begin to describe the past 24 hours.
Since Harvey, that piece of shit, has decided to come in and fuck with my
birthday trail, we are going to tweak it, and enjoy this fucking rain. Naked
rain dancing? Mehbeh. Splashing in puddles? You betcha. Attaching wire hangers
to KatchUp? Most likely.
So,
instead of laying a typical trail, we are having a BRASS MONKEY HURRICANE MILE!
Now, I would like to have done this with actual Hurricanes, but apparently all
the white people in The Woodlands are having hurricane parties, so all the mix
and rum is gone. Fucking white people. So we will be doing a BEER mile, in the
hurricane, with extra credit possible. I am still working out details, but plan
on being wet, playing outside, and doing at least a mile of some kind of crazy
shit.
What’s
the worst that could happen? We shall see…
Questions?
Comments? Concerns? Sorry, can't hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry.)
Cocktor
Spork's #: (832) 372-5133
Where
Do You Get Off's #: (281) 608-0004
Red
Light Special's #: (832) 484-9975
0n-0n Bitches,
Cocktor
Spork
1 comment:
Hey Hashers! On-on from the HolyLand Hash. One of our hashers wants to fly out (former Israeli Navy all around good guy) wants to come down and help. He's got some time and wants to get into the thick of things. Any chance any of you can provide some guidance? Thought we'd come ask a Kennel as you guys probably have an idea of what to do and how to help. Thinking of all you wankers in the HolyLand.
Even if you provide me with a contact that we can use - he wants to fly next week for about 2-3 weeks.
Post a Comment