BRASS
MONKEY H3 R*N # 205
When: Saturday,
December 2nd, at ***2:00pm!*** Note the start time due to daylight savings!***
Where: H.E.B
3875 W Davis St.
Conroe, TX 77304
Hares: Dumbsterbaitor,
Womb Raider, and Indiana Bones and the Temple of Poon
Why: Because you like
drinking, period.
Bring: $5 for hash
cash, shag bag (change of clothes), BUG SPRAY, PI repellent, $$ for
haberdashery (T-shirts $20), stickers $1, patches $3, socks $10, and a thirst
for beer of course.
D’erections:
From Houston/ Woodlands: Take I-45 North
exit 87A FM 2854/TX-105/Conroe. Turn left onto TX-105/ W Davis St and go west
for about 2 miles. Turn left onto TX-336 and HEB is on the right. Park on the
North side near the McDonalds.
Sidenote:
FROM THE HARES: Are you tired as hell of
hashing in circles around either Womb or Aryan’s place? Does the thought of
another on-after at Papas make you want to give yourself a lobotomy with a
rusty nail and not update your tetanus shot? Maybe you just want to “try” to
get Dumpsterbaitor, Womb Raider, and Indiana Bones drunk and slutty? Then you
better cum up to Conroe and enjoy a virgin trail laid by three not so virgin
hares. Trail will be a 4-5 miles mix of shiggy, water crossings and maybe a
little pavement. We aren’t planning on taking you anywhere you might get shot but
orange is a good color this time of year just in case … because Conroe. There
will be one beer check with good beer. On-after at B-52 Brewery. Their
delicious beer will get the taste of Lonestar or whatever out of your mouth
after circle. We will be bringing snacks to the brewery and there will be food
trucks also. Trail should be OK for experienced hash pups and on-after is dog
friendly.
What’s the worst that could happen? We shall
see…
Questions? Comments? Concerns? Sorry, can't
hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry.)
Cocktor Spork's #: (832) 372-5133
KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141
Cocktor
Spork
