BRASS
MONKEY H3 R*N # 213 - Like a (Hash) Virgin Trail
When: Saturday, March
24th, at ***3:00pm!*** DAYLIGHT SAVINGS, BITCHES!
Where: Papa's Ice House
314 Pruitt Road
The Woodlands, TX 77380
Hare: Womb Raider
Why: Because you like
drinking, period.
Bring: $5 for hash
cash, shag bag (change of clothes), BUG SPRAY, PI repellent, $$ for
haberdashery (T-shirts $20), stickers $1, patches $3, socks $10, and a thirst
for beer of course.
D’erections:
FROM HOUSTON: Take I-45 North or Hardy Toll
Road until it dead-ends into I-45. Take Exit 73, Rayford / Sawdust Road, then
take that all the way to the first light (Rayford / Sawdust) and take the far
left lane to loop under the freeway to go back North. Right past the Texaco is
Pruitt Road, turn right. Go for a hot second and Papa's Ice House will be on
your right. Look for assholes.
Sidenote:
FROM THE HARE: I am feeling nostalgic. Trail
will start where I lost my hash virginity to the Brass Monkey and started down
this path of drunken ruin & debauchery. Yay!!! There will be BOOBS!!! There
will be BEER!!! There will be DICKS!!! Expect 3-4 miles of shiggy and to get
wet at two or more water crossings of yet to be determined depth (I don’t like
to swim so you probably won’t drown). Trail should be dog friendly for
experienced hash pups.
What’s the worst that could happen? We shall
see…
Questions? Comments? Concerns? Sorry, can't
hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry.)
Cocktor Spork's #: (832) 372-5133
KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141
Cocktor
Spork
