BRASS
MONKEY H3 R*N # 225 - Spork’s Nighttime BDay GayDay Trail!
When: Saturday,
September 8th, at *****7:00pm!*****
Where: Sawmill Park
2200
Millpark Drive
The
Woodlands, TX 77380
Hare: Cocktor Spork
Why: Because you like
drinking, period.
Bring: $5 for hash cash,
shag bag (change of clothes, you'll get dirty), BUG SPRAY, PI repellent (if
applicable), sunscreen, $$ for haberdashery: patches $3, socks $10, and a
thirst for beer of course.
D’erections:
FROM
HOUSTON:
I-45
North or Hardy Toll Road until it dead ends into I-45. Take Exit 73 for
Rayford/Sawdust. Turn left at the light (Sawdust), and go straight for like two
miles. Turn left onto Millpark Drive - directly past Sawmill Road, the park is
on your left. Look for assholes.
Sidenote:
FROM
THE HARE: Ladies & Gents, Boys & Girls, ‘tis that time a year again.
The time when you come wish Spork good luck for another year of gay-llivanting
around, doing Spork things. So I, Cocktor Spork, shall in turn give you a short
and sweet little trail that you will no doubt love. BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE!
Also happening on this day, for the first time EVER, The Woodlands will be
having a PRIDE festival for all the gays and those who have the body of a gay,
but say they aren’t gay, even though they say it with dicks falling out of
their mouths. And hags, they’re there, too. Now, because people in The
Woodlands are rich and don’t understand how the gays work, their festival is
from 11:00am – 5:00pm. Gays don’t even get out of bed until 5:00pm. Anywho, I
will of course be attending, because, duh: unicorns, rainbows, booze, drag
queens, all the things. So, I will go there and be merry, drinking
alllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll day, and then I will come and LIVE LAY,
yes LIVE LAY, this glorious trail for you fine folks at 7:00pm in the
evening!!! NOTE THE FUCKING TIME! So, bring a fucking headlamp. Seriously,
it’ll be darkish. There will be some urban, some shiggy, and have a beer check
on top! At the beer check, you will catch a rare glimpse of the Cum-Puss, out of
his natural habitat, most likely gnawing on some kind of noodle or meat-stick.
So, cum one, cum all, and cum in the evening with the rest of us!
What’s
the worst that could happen? We shall see…
Questions?
Comments? Concerns? Sorry, can't hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry.)
Cocktor
Spork's #: (832) 372-5133
KatchUp's
#: (817) 235-6141
0n-0n Bitches,
Cocktor
Spork
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