BRASS MONKEY H3 R*N # 233 - Choker Stroker's Birfday Trail!

BRASS MONKEY H3 R*N # 233 - Choker Stroker's Birfday Trail!

When: Saturday, December 29th, at 2:00pm!

Where: Rob Flemming Park
6055 Creekside Forest Dr, 
The Woodlands, TX 77389

Hare: Choker Stroker

Why: Because you like drinking, period.

Bring: $5 for hash cash, shag bag (change of clothes, you'll get dirty), BUG SPRAY, PI repellent (if applicable), sunscreen, $$ for haberdashery: patches $3, socks $10, and a thirst for beer of course.

D’erections:

FROM HOUSTON: Take I-45 north exit 70B towards Spring Stuebner and turn left onto Grand Parkway. Exit Grand Parkway on Gosling and turn right. Continue on Gosling until you reach Creeekside Forest Drive then turn left. At the round about take the first exit on Creekside Forest Dr. Look for assholes.

Sidenote:

FROM THE HARE: It's my BIRFDAY TRAIL!! Last trail of the year, I'll try not to fuck it up! Should be 3.5-4 miles. It’ll be dog friendly and as far as it getting wet goes there’s 80% chance of rain today and tomorrow as well as Saturday. If the rain is too heavy it might turn into ... something else... haha not trying to relay trail multiple times. I’m gonna go lay Saturday morning and hopefully the rain isn’t too knarly, but we shall see! Expect at least one beer check.

What’s the worst that could happen? We shall see…

Questions? Comments? Concerns? Sorry, can't hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry.)

Cocktor Spork's #: (832) 372-5133

KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141

0n-0n Bitches,

Cocktor Spork

BRASS MONKEY H3 R*N # 232 - Saturnalia Trail 2.0

BRASS MONKEY H3 R*N # 232 - Saturnalia Trail 2.0

When: Saturday, December 15th, at 2:00pm! *THEN CAMPOUT!*

Where: "Overflow Parking" Campground

Stubblefield Lake Rd, Huntsville, TX 77340

Hare: 101 Donations & Save a Horse, Ride a Mole

Why: Because you like drinking, period.

Bring: $5 for hash cash, shag bag (change of clothes, you'll get dirty), BUG SPRAY, PI repellent (if applicable), sunscreen, $$ for haberdashery: patches $3, socks $10, and a thirst for beer of course.

D’erections:

FROM HOUSTON: Take I-45 North or Hardy Toll Road until it dead-ends into I-45. Follow I-45 N until you take exit 102 from I-45 N for Farm to Mkt Rd 1375 toward TX-150/Farm to Mkt Rd 1374/New Waverly. Take the feeder to the traffic circle, then at the traffic circle, take the 3rd exit onto FM 1375. Then, go under the freeway to the other traffic circle, then take the 1st exit. Continue onto N Fwy Service Rd going parrallell to I-45, but on the west side. Then turn left onto Possum Walk Rd (1374), then take that for like 8 miles. Then turn left onto Stubblefield Lake Rd (215), and go for two miles. Then the campground will be on your right. Look for assholes.

Sidenote:

FROM THE HARE: This will be the second year in a row doing the 101 & Ride a Mole Saturnalia trail. This will be a campsite trail, à la Twinkle Toes. Overnight camping is optional though highly suggested if people are drinking, considering the driving distance. If they are camping we suggest they arrive early to setup their tent. You can expect somewhere between 2 and 20 miles. Reminder the camping is BYOE! There will be trail snacks and beer, that's all!

What’s the worst that could happen? We shall see…

Questions? Comments? Concerns? Sorry, can't hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry.)

Cocktor Spork's #: (832) 372-5133

KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141

0n-0n Bitches,

Cocktor Spork