BRASS
MONKEY H3 R*N # 243: Ivanna & Indiana Bones' Revenge
When: Saturday, May
18th, at 3:00pm!
Where: ACROSS THE STREET
FROM MAIN PARK AT THE TRAIL HEAD - THERE IS NO ADDRESS:
W G Jones State Forest
Across the street from 1328 Farm to Market
Road 1488
Conroe, TX 77384
Google Maps: 6GM9+P4 Conroe, Texas
Hares: Ivanna Hairy
ButtChug and Indiana Bones and the Temple of Poon
Why: Because you like
drinking, period.
Bring: $5 for hash cash,
shag bag (change of clothes, you'll get dirty), BUG SPRAY, PI repellent (if
applicable), sunscreen, $$ for haberdashery: shirts from $15+, patches $3,
socks $10, and a thirst for beer of course.
D’erections:
FROM HOUSTON: Take I-45 North or Hardy Toll
Road until it deadends into I-45. Take exit 81 for FM 1488 west toward
Magnolia/Hempstead. Take FM 1488 West for about 1.5 miles then look on the LEFT
for the trailhead; the trailhead doesn't have and address, so we used the one
across the street. Look for assholes.
Sidenote:
FROM THE HARES: Spring time in Texas means wet
and floods. We have decided to not run along a river this time. Fucking rain!
We will get you wet, we will get you muddy, we will draw blood. Perfect monkey
trail. Bring your thirst for adventure, for beer, and sillyness. Trail is A to
A. You can expect 4-ish miles of dog friendly, people friendly, not under 10
feet of water. Friendly. There will be at least one beer check!
NOT FROM HARES: For those of you that were
there last trail, you know what we went through. We dealt with things we should
never speak of again, like those kids from "IT". Maybe years from
now, when we've gone through therapy from last trail, we will be able to speak
of those events. But now? Not yet. Ivanna and Indiana Bones are doing a bit of
the old "take two", so we'll see how this one goes. Thoughts and
prayers for those still lost out on the last trail.
What’s the worst that could happen? We shall
see…
Questions? Comments? Concerns? Sorry, can't
hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry.)
Cocktor Spork's #: (832) 372-5133
KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141
0n-0n Bitches,
Cocktor
Spork
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