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Wednesday, December 25, 2019

BRASS MONKEY H3 R*N # 259 - Choker Stroker's Birfday Trail!


BRASS MONKEY H3 R*N # 259 - Choker Stroker's Birfday Trail!

When: Saturday, December 28th, at 2:00pm!

Where: Rob Fleming Recreation Center
6464 Creekside Forest Drive
The Woodlands, TX 77389

Hares: Choker Stroker

Why: Because you like drinking, period.

Bring: $5 for hash cash, shag bag, warm clothes, bug spray, PI repellent (if applicable), $$ for haberdashery: shirts from $15+, patches $3, socks $10, and a thirst for beer of course.

D’erections:
FROM HOUSTON: Take I-45 North or Hardy until it hits TX-99 (Grand Parkway), then go west - that means left.  Go for a bit, then take the Gosling Road exit and head north, that means right.  Take that, then turn left onto Creekside Forest Dr.  When you hit the traffic circle, take the first exit.  Go for a bit, then the Rec Center will be on your right.  Look for assholes.

Sidenote:
It's Choker's birthday, and you know what that means - he somehow lived through another year of the crazy shitshow he calls life.  In honor of said celebration, Choker will be haring his birfday trail for us fine folks!  You can expect 2-3 miles of shiggy, dog friendly, and because it's Texas, possible rain.  There will be some water crossings depending on rain between then and now, and anything awful about trail can probably be blamed on KatchUp, regardless of if he helps or comes to trail.  This will be our last trail of the year, you won't want to miss it!  Say goodbye to the teens and hello to the 20s, we'll see you there!

What’s the worst that could happen? We shall see…

Questions? Comments? Concerns? Sorry, can't hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry.)

Cocktor Spork's #: (832) 372-5133
KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141

0n-0n Bitches,
Cocktor Spork

Wednesday, December 11, 2019

BRASS MONKEY H3 R*N # 258 - Donnie the Retard's 40th Birfday!


BRASS MONKEY H3 R*N # 258 - Donnie the Retard's 40th Birfday!

When: Saturday, December 14th, at 2:00pm!

Where: Bear Branch Sports Fields
5205 Research Forest Drive
The Woodlands, TX 77381

Hares: Donnie the Retard

Why: Because you like drinking, period.

Bring: $5 for hash cash, shag bag, warm clothes, bug spray, PI repellent (if applicable), $$ for haberdashery: shirts from $15+, patches $3, socks $10, and a thirst for beer of course.

D’erections:
FROM HOUSTON: Take I-45 North or Hardy until it dead-ends into I-45 to exit 77 toward Lake Woodlands Dr/Research Forest Dr/Tamina Rd.  Go to the light and turn left on Research Forest Drive.  Go for about 3.0 miles, then turn left into the Bear Branch Sports Park just past Shadowbend Place.  Look for assholes.

Sidenote:
FROM THE HARE: Come celebrate Donnie's 40th birthday by coming and drinking 40s. The theme of this trail is drink more, run less. There will be a plethora of tasty treats geared towards reducing sobriety and beating your liver. Come on down and take a stroll through all the magical, swanky shiggy the Hoodlands has to offer.

What’s the worst that could happen? We shall see…

Questions? Comments? Concerns? Sorry, can't hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry.)

Cocktor Spork's #: (832) 372-5133
KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141

0n-0n Bitches,
Cocktor Spork