BRASS
MONKEY H3 R*N # 273 - Ivanna & Indiana's 7th 11th Heaventh
When: Saturday, July 11th - 7/11, BITCHES!
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Do Your Own Trail: "11:00am"-ish (Read Below!) - 4:69pm
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Manned Beer Check from 2:00pm - 4:00pm
Where: Carter Park
7221
Treaschwig Rd,
Spring,
TX 77373
Hares: Ivanna Hairy Buttchug & Indiana Bones
and the Temple of Poon
Why: Because you like drinking, period.
Bring: Your fucking self and everything you need to
survive a trail on your own.
D’erections:
FROM
HOUSTON: Take I-45 N or Hardy Toll Road to FM 1960. Turn right, and go for like 2-3 miles, then
turn left on Treaschwig Road. Go for about 4 miles, then enter the park on yout
left as it turns hard right.
Sidenote:
FROM
THE HARES: Well here we are on the
middle of hot season bringing you sweat, mosquitos and horse flies. All the
best Texas can throw at you. Your hares have brought you a traditional brass
monkey trail, lots of shiggy, thorns and water crossings. Trail will be 4 ish
miles. Mostly shaded with many water crossing to cool you off. Bring water!
There will be a manned beer check from 2-4 with slushees and craft beer to
quench your thirst. Bring your friends, your dogs, your compass and your thirst
for adventure.
Side
note: there is a gun range near the park. Don't worry we did not whore you out
as targets!
FROM
SPORK: Shake 'em up, shake 'em up, shake 'em up, shake 'em
Roll
'em in a circle of Monkeyz and watch me break 'em
With
the seven, seven-eleven, seven-eleven
Drinkin'
all these 40s, we ain't goin' to heaven.
We
will still do virtual circle at 7:00pm, with the link to be posted sometime 30
minutes – 1 hour before on the Brass Monkey FB event. Your special guest RA will be WHERE DO YOU
GET OFF?!? That's right! Straight from the small island of Boanire and
it's ONE effing COVID case, Get off and Red Light Espcial will delight you with
the songs of their people. That’s all
we’ve got. Make good decisions out
there.
NOW,
READ THIS (UPDATED 07/09/2020):
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The hares will lay the trail on SATURDAY MORNING, so don't do it until after
THEY SAY YOU CAN START ON SATURDAY MORNING when they are halfway done. If you
would like to do the trail on your own, go between that time and dark. And
don't run, you racist piece of shit.
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Trail will be A-to-A'.
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There will be no in-person check-in, no hash cash, and no one accountable for
you except you.
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Due to Corona virus making a comeback there will be no group start time.
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If you are doing trail, we request you check in on the event page and say,
“Hey, I’m doing this shit, hopefully I won’t die, my cell phone number is…”
We’re putting some trust in you on this one, which I’m sure we’ll regret, but
we are going to give it a shot nonetheless.
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The hares have been instructed that trail “Will need to be simple enough people
can do it on their own, but it isn't going to have killer water crossings that
someone will face alone, but there must still be shiggy!” Given who the hares
are, we’ll hope they don’t fuck that one up.
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Circle will be virtual on Saturday night at 7pm. We will post the link to it on
the trail info. In order to attend circle, you need to have a drink in hand and
not wearing pants. Okay, that last part is optional, but really, why not?
What’s
the worst that could happen? We shall see…
Questions?
Comments? Concerns? Sorry, can't hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry.)
Cocktor
Spork's #: (832) 372-5133
KatchUp's
#: (817) 235-6141
0n-0n Bitches,
Cocktor
Spork
