BMH3 #283 – 11/28/20: CSI saves the day feat. Epic Fail Beer Check

 BMH3 #283 – 11/28/20: CSI saves the day feat. Epic Fail Beer Check

 

When: Saturday, November 28th

• Do Your Own Trail: "11am"ish (Read Below!) - 4:69pm

• Manned Beer Check from 2pm – ~5pm

 

Where: Near 22303 Highland Point Ln, Spring, TX 77373

https://maps.app.goo.gl/wptXc2kpUfQyTUkJA

30°02'02.4"N 95°24'25.8"W

Hares: CSI and a beer check manned by Epic Fail

 

Why: Because you like drinking, period.

 

Bring: Your fucking self and everything you need to survive a trail on your own.

 

D’erections:

FROM HOUSTON: Who do I look like, Spōrk? Fucking put the where into Google and get your own directions.

 

 

Sidenote:

FROM THE HARES: Trail roughly 3 miles. Shallow water crossings. Beer check manned from Noon to 3pm

 

FROM SPORK: Shake 'em up, shake 'em up, shake 'em up, shake 'em

Roll 'em in a circle of Monkeyz and watch me break 'em

With the seven, seven-eleven, seven-eleven

Drinkin' all these 40s, we ain't goin' to heaven.

 

At this time the Brass Monkey kennel will not be hosting any official in person circles and the virtual circles on Zoom are no longer happening. If the hares specifically announce that they would like to have a virtual circle then we will accommodate for them. Thank you and look forward to seeing my butthole on Zoom.

 

 

NOW, READ THIS (UPDATED 07/09/2020):

 

• The hares will lay the trail on SATURDAY MORNING, so don't do it until after THEY SAY YOU CAN START ON SATURDAY MORNING when they are halfway done. If you would like to do the trail on your own, go between that time and dark. And don't run, you racist piece of shit.

 

• Trail will be A-to-A'.

 

• There will be no in-person check-in, no hash cash, and no one accountable for you except you.

 

• Due to Coronavirus making a comeback there will be no group start time.

 

• If you are doing trail, we request you check in on the event page and say, “Hey, I’m doing this shit, hopefully I won’t die, my cell phone number is…” We’re putting some trust in you on this one, which I’m sure we’ll regret, but we are going to give it a shot nonetheless.

 

• The hares have been instructed that trail “Will need to be simple enough people can do it on their own, but it isn't going to have killer water crossings that someone will face alone, but there must still be shiggy!” Given who the hares are, we’ll hope they don’t fuck that one up.

 

What’s the worst that could happen? We shall see…

 

Questions? Comments? Concerns? Sorry, can't hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry.)

 

Cocktor Spork's #: (832) 372-5133

KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141

 

0n-0n Bitches,

KatchUp

2021 Brass Monkey Hares

HEY WANKERS, HARE SOME FUCKIN TRAILS!!!! We're opening up 2021 trails, so check out the spreadsheet linked below and sign up to Hare! First CUM first served! Call dibs on those birthdays, anniversaries, and celebrations ASAP! Never laid a Brass Monkey H3 trail? The rules are simple! You MUST have shiggy You MUST have at least one beer check, for which you are responsible for supplying the beer/slut juice/alcohol-of-some-kind. Don’t lay a trail on the side of a busy road like an asshole. Don’t lay a trail that has to swim across a mile-wide crossing like an asshole. Not sure you want to do it yourself? Ask for a co-hare! If you haven't hared in a while, or ever, now is your chance for redemption! Show us what you got! Questions, Comments? ON-ON -=Twinkle Toes=- 8=======HOW TO SIGN UP=====D~~~~~~~~~~~~ 1:Open our Google spreadsheet 2021 Brass Monkey Hares 2: Peruse the Red dates(note the little corner markers indicating someone else has already commented and asked for a date) 3: Right click(or long press if on a phone) the Hare Cell for the Date you're interested in, and press Comment 4: Write your hash name,Run Title, and a non-facebook contact method, then press "comment" 5: Have a beer (or six) and wait for me to mark your date as taken, and fill in the details to make it "official" 6: Put your trail on your own calendar, and set a reminder a month out so you don't forget that shit. 7: Hare your trails

Little Pussy & Fuck Me Running's Birthday and Analversary

 

BMH3 #282 – 11/14/20: Little Pussy & Fuck Me Running's Birthday and Analversary

 

When: Saturday, November 14th

• Do Your Own Trail: "11am"ish (Read Below!) - 4:69pm

• Manned Beer Check from 2pm – ~5pm

 

Where: WG Jones State Forest approx. Address: 1328 FM 1488. Coordinates 30.234492, -95.482288

Hares: Little Pussy & Fuck Me Running

Why: Because you like drinking, period.

 

Bring: Your fucking self and everything you need to survive a trail on your own.

 

D’erections:

FROM HOUSTON: Who do I look like, Spōrk? Fucking put the where into Google and get your own directions.

 

 

Sidenote:

FROM THE HARES: When you enter the forest start looking for the brown forest sign on the right hand side of the road "TEXAS A&M FOREST SERVICE ..CONROE DISTRICT OFFICE". Dirt parking lot on the left across the street is the start. 3-4 miles. Unmanned beer check on trail. First come first serve. Bring your own water for trail. Forest splendor for your enjoyment. Trail laid by 10am. A to A.

 

FROM SPORK: Shake 'em up, shake 'em up, shake 'em up, shake 'em

Roll 'em in a circle of Monkeyz and watch me break 'em

With the seven, seven-eleven, seven-eleven

Drinkin' all these 40s, we ain't goin' to heaven.

 

At this time the Brass Monkey kennel will not be hosting any official in person circles and the virtual circles on Zoom are no longer happening. If the hares specifically announce that they would like to have a virtual circle then we will accommodate for them. Thank you and look forward to seeing my butthole on Zoom.

 

 

NOW, READ THIS (UPDATED 07/09/2020):

 

• The hares will lay the trail on SATURDAY MORNING, so don't do it until after THEY SAY YOU CAN START ON SATURDAY MORNING when they are halfway done. If you would like to do the trail on your own, go between that time and dark. And don't run, you racist piece of shit.

 

• Trail will be A-to-A'.

 

• There will be no in-person check-in, no hash cash, and no one accountable for you except you.

 

• Due to Corona virus making a comeback there will be no group start time.

 

• If you are doing trail, we request you check in on the event page and say, “Hey, I’m doing this shit, hopefully I won’t die, my cell phone number is…” We’re putting some trust in you on this one, which I’m sure we’ll regret, but we are going to give it a shot nonetheless.

 

• The hares have been instructed that trail “Will need to be simple enough people can do it on their own, but it isn't going to have killer water crossings that someone will face alone, but there must still be shiggy!” Given who the hares are, we’ll hope they don’t fuck that one up.

 

What’s the worst that could happen? We shall see…

 

Questions? Comments? Concerns? Sorry, can't hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry.)

 

Cocktor Spork's #: (832) 372-5133

KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141

 

0n-0n Bitches,

KatchUp