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Tuesday, January 18, 2022

BMH#313 - Jan 22, 2022 - Katch-A-Twink

  



When:

Saturday, January 22nd  2022
• Main Pack 2PM show, 2:30PM Go

Where:

Bear Branch Dog Park

5200 Research Forest Dr, The Woodlands, TX, US, 77381
30.19240459091245, -95.49059112513416

https://goo.gl/maps/ZQhF8vKq2AqnNK8L6


Hares:

KatchUp & TwinkleToes

Sidenote:

For those of you jumping to conclusions the monkey was a menace to the village. We will be a menace on trail with our many falses and turkey/eagle splits and those random laid, true trails.

Bring:

WATER, Make sure its hot, seriously, it's cold!
Your fucking self and everything you need to survive a trail on your own.
Drinking vessels for Brass Monkeys at circle.

Why: Because you like drinking, period.

D’erections:

FROM HOUSTON: Who do I look like, Spōrk? Fucking put the where into your phone and get your own directions.


FROM Twinkle Toes:


WE HAVE SURVIVED!! Since we're all vaccinated(you're vaccinated, right??!) and Covid numbers are going down like your Mom, the Brass Monkey hash will be returning to a more normal format!  

•YES we will have group start times!
•YES we will be having circles!
•YES we will have BEER AND MONKEYS!!!
•YES we will have $5 Hash Cash

Buuuuuutttt since Covid isn't 100% gone we're going to have a few changes:

•If covid numbers are up, Hares will lay trail A to A or A to A' - NO CARBACKS.
•Bring a drinking vessel! no more passing monkeys around the circle - and don't put the mouth of the 40 on the rim of your vessel.
•There will be hand sanitizer by the snacks and coolers. USE IT before touching common surfaces.
•Everyone has different comfort levels, if someone wants to keep their distance, or wear a mask, Respect their wishes.
•THE FRB helmet... how the fuck did we ever allow a cootie catcher like that to exist... Not sure



Questions? Comments? Concerns? Sorry, can't hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry.)
Cocktor Spork's #: (832) 372-5133
KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141
0n-0n,
-=Twinkle Toes=-

Wednesday, January 05, 2022

BMH3 #312 – Jan. 8, 2022: KatchUps burfday Shivering Balls Trail maybe, could be Sweating Balls Trail

 



BMH3 #312 – Jan. 8, 2022: KatchUps burfday Shivering Balls Trail maybe, could be Sweating Balls Trail

When:

Saturday, January 8th 2022
• Do it yourself trail - 10AM - 2PM
• Main Pack 2PM show, 2:30PM Go
• Unmanned Beer Check stashed in the woods,maybe, if you're lucky

Where:

Burroughs Park 
9738 Hufsmith Rd, Tomball, TX 77375
https://maps.app.goo.gl/Jm9vLAwaKJEiTHd87
When you enter the park the first parking lot you see on your left is where start will be. 

Hares: KatchUp 


Sidenote:

FROM THE HARES:

Whoop! Whoop! I have made it another year on this planet. Man, nothing like turning 31, a way cooler birthday than Dirty Thirty. Had to relocate my trail to Burroughs for reasons I can't explain. I have not scouted out a trail so be prepared for just about damn near anything on trail. Trail will be over 1 mile long this time around and possibly two beer checks if I can make something work. Keep tabs on the weather and plan accordingly. DOG FRIENDLY 

From Mismanagement:

If you didn't know there's currently a hash covid outbreak happening, multiple positives coming out of a hash event in the Houston area!  If you have been exposed, or aren't feeling 100%, please opt for the do it yourself trail option. We strongly recommend everyone TEST themselves before showing up with the main pack.

Bring:

WATER, either hot or cold, HYDRATE.
Your fucking self and everything you need to survive a trail on your own.
Drinking vessels for Brass Monkeys at circle.

Why: Because you like drinking, period.

D’erections:
FROM HOUSTON: Who do I look like, Spōrk? Fucking put the where into your phone and get your own directions.


FROM Twinkle Toes:


Well FUCK, Houston area Hash Covid outbreak, and cases are going up in general, looks like we're bringing back the Do it Yourself trail option!  If you've been exposed, or aren't feeling great, or have low risk tolerance, do it yourself!  We strongly recommend everyone test before coming to the main pack start.


•Do It Yourself option will be in effect, use it to avoid exposing others, or to avoid being exposed to others.
•Hares will lay trail A to A or A to A' - NO CARBACKS.
•Bring a drinking vessel! no more passing monkeys around the circle - and don't put the mouth of the 40 on the rim of your vessel.
•There will be hand sanitizer by the snacks and coolers. USE IT before touching common surfaces.
•Everyone has different comfort levels, if someone wants to keep their distance, or wear a mask, Respect their wishes.
•THE FRB helmet... how the fuck did we ever allow a cootie catcher like that to exist... Not sure



Questions? Comments? Concerns? Sorry, can't hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry.)
Cocktor Spork's #: (832) 372-5133
KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141
0n-0n,
-=Twinkle Toes=-