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BMH3 #337 - 12/24/2022 CSI Lays a christmas trail!

When:

Saturday, December 24th 2022
• Main Pack 2PM show, 2:30PM Go
• Manned Beer Check!

Where:

30.108282263149269, -95.4173042902569
https://goo.gl/maps/PBM7cfphB8Lbg8sP6
1800-1836 Spring Creek Dr, Spring, TX 77386 yeah, thats the address google says, just go towards the dead end of Spring Creek Dr, and look for hashers

Hare:

Can't Stop Inhaling (CSI)

Sidenote:

FROM THE HARES:
Won't be crazy or too wet, but can do an easy pure shiggy turkey-eagle. If it is crazy cold I have options, otherwise some ankle deep crossings.

Bring:

Warm clothes for circle, it'll be chilly!
Your fucking self and everything you need to survive a trail on your own.
Drinking vessels for Brass Monkeys at circle.

Why: Because you like drinking, period.

D’erections:
FROM HOUSTON: Who do I look like, Spōrk? Fucking put the where into your phone and get your own directions.


FROM Twinkle Toes:

WE HAVE SURVIVED!! Since we're all vaccinated(you're vaccinated, right??!) and Covid numbers are going down like your Mom, the Brass Monkey hash will be returning to a more normal format!  

•YES we will have group start times!
•YES we will be having circles!
•YES we will have BEER AND MONKEYS!!!
•YES we will have $5 Hash Cash

Buuuuuutttt since Covid isn't 100% gone we're going to have a few changes:

•If covid numbers are up, Hares will lay trail A to A or A to A' - NO CARBACKS.
•Bring a drinking vessel! no more passing monkeys around the circle - and don't put the mouth of the 40 on the rim of your vessel.
•There will be hand sanitizer by the snacks and coolers. USE IT before touching common surfaces.
•Everyone has different comfort levels, if someone wants to keep their distance, or wear a mask, Respect their wishes.
•THE FRB helmet... how the fuck did we ever allow a cootie catcher like that to exist... Not sure





Questions? Comments? Concerns? Sorry, can't hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry.)
Cocktor Spork's #: (832) 372-5133
KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141
0n-0n,
-=Twinkle Toes=-

 

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BMH3 #336    12/10/2022    Fuck Fuck Goose and MoA2H3    Shiggy in the City

What: 

"Shiggy in the City"

A Brass Monkey Trail guest hared by MoA2H3.
*** The official H4 Christmas Party Pre-Lube Trail for 2022! ***

Three Kennels, one event; what could go wrong?

Come on out for this once in a lifetime experience, meet new friends from the Motown Ann Arbor Hash House Harriers, and learn first hand why one guy on the internet called Brass Monkey "The easiest trails in Texas."

This trail will be the official prelube for the H4 Christmas party!!! What does this mean? Well let me tell you!

1) Trail will be south of the normal Brass Monkey territory at Memorial Park.
2) All Hashers from all kennels are welcome (obviously) regardless of H4 Christmas Party Rego status.
3) If you rego for the xmas party, your hashcash will be included in that registration. IF you aren't going to the holiday party, then $5.
4) After trail, those who have rego'd will find some water, scrub the shiggy and mud off, put on nice party clothes, and go to the H4 Christmas party. Those who have not rego'd will, uhhh, do something else...  

Christmas party rego form: https://tinyurl.com/3h7hxrjx

When:

Saturday, December Tenth, Two Thousand and Twenty Two
• Main Pack 2PM show, 2:30PM Go
• Manned Beer Check if you're lucky

Where:

Mayor Jim McConn Memorial Ball Field Parking Lot
799 E Memorial Loop Dr, Houston, TX 77007
29.771827230767169, -95.43033604764969
https://goo.gl/maps/oYFwoyY1Ruo4vLef8
Pull in, look for Hashers. If you are looking at a pool, you are in the wrong lot. Head West.

Hares:

Fuck Fuck Goose, Gutter Guzzler, and a gaggle of Motown-Ann Arbor Hashers

Sidenote:

FROM THE HARES:
3.5 miles-ish with shiggy. Between the weather and the trail you might get wet. You may get dirty. You may get drunk. It might get chilly. Be prepared... Or don't. Just Don't Drink and Drive.

Bring:

A change of clothes if that is your thing, especially if you plan on attending the H4 Christmas Party.
Maybe something warm for circle if that is your thing.
Your fucking self and everything you need to survive a trail on your own.
Drinking vessels for Brass Monkeys at circle. (Don't know what that is? Come find out!)
Your beverage of choice if Brass Monkeys or generic hash beer are not your thing.

Why: Because you like drinking, period.

D’erections:
FROM HOUSTON: Who do I look like, Spōrk? Fucking put the where into your phone and get your own directions.


FROM Twinkle Toes:

WE HAVE SURVIVED!! Since we're all vaccinated(you're vaccinated, right??!) and Covid numbers are going down like your Mom, the Brass Monkey hash will be returning to a more normal format!  

•YES we will have group start times!
•YES we will be having circles!
•YES we will have BEER AND MONKEYS!!!
•YES we will have $5 Hash Cash

Buuuuuutttt since Covid isn't 100% gone we're going to have a few changes:

•If covid numbers are up, Hares will lay trail A to A or A to A' - NO CARBACKS.
•Bring a drinking vessel! no more passing monkeys around the circle - and don't put the mouth of the 40 on the rim of your vessel.
•There will be hand sanitizer by the snacks and coolers. USE IT before touching common surfaces.
•Everyone has different comfort levels, if someone wants to keep their distance, or wear a mask, Respect their wishes.
•THE FRB helmet... how the fuck did we ever allow a cootie catcher like that to exist... Not sure


Questions? Comments? Concerns? Sorry, can't hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry.)
Cocktor Spork's #: (832) 372-5133
KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141
0n-0n,
-=Twinkle Toes=-