BMH3 #344 – 4/1/2023: The Ain't Nobody Got Time For TXIH Trail!

When:

Saturday, April First Twenty Twenty Three
• Main Pack 2PM show, 2:30PM Go

Where:

Rob Fleming Park
6055 Creekside Forest Dr, Spring, TX 77389
30.144267883816969, -95.51290790731169
https://goo.gl/maps/c1e2rAk5BbtFUgHW9

Hares:

Donnie The retard

Sidenote:

FROM THE HARES:
4ish miles of trails, shiggy, and water crossings. Bring a change of clothes and there is possibility of rain so cum as unprepared as you normal would.


Bring:
Your fucking self and everything you need to survive a trail on your own.
Drinking vessels for Brass Monkeys at circle.

Why: Because you like drinking, period.

D’erections:
FROM HOUSTON: Who do I look like, Spōrk? Fucking put the where into your phone and get your own directions.


FROM Twinkle Toes:

WE HAVE SURVIVED!! Since we're all vaccinated(you're vaccinated, right??!) and Covid numbers are going down like your Mom, the Brass Monkey hash will be returning to a more normal format!  

•YES we will have group start times!
•YES we will be having circles!
•YES we will have BEER AND MONKEYS!!!
•YES we will have $5 Hash Cash

Buuuuuutttt since Covid isn't 100% gone we're going to have a few changes:

•If covid numbers are up, Hares will lay trail A to A or A to A' - NO CARBACKS.
•Bring a drinking vessel! no more passing monkeys around the circle - and don't put the mouth of the 40 on the rim of your vessel.
•There will be hand sanitizer by the snacks and coolers. USE IT before touching common surfaces.
•Everyone has different comfort levels, if someone wants to keep their distance, or wear a mask, Respect their wishes.
•THE FRB helmet... how the fuck did we ever allow a cootie catcher like that to exist... Not sure





Questions? Comments? Concerns? Sorry, can't hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry.)
Cocktor Spork's #: (832) 372-5133
KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141
0n-0n,
-=Twinkle Toes=-

BMH3 #342 – 3/18/2023: Womb Emancipation Trail

 

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BMH3 #342 – 3/18/2023: Womb Emancipation Trail

When:

Saturday, March Eighteenth, Twenty TwentyThree
• Main Pack 2PM show, 2:30PM Go

Where:

Where: Spring Creek Nature Trail off of Dr Ann Snyder Dr 30.148590605818644, -95.56346789166967

Hares:

Womb Raider and Just Allison

Sidenote:

FROM THE HARES:
Trail will be 3-4 miles mostly shiggy with one manned beer check with some nice craft beers since we’re not complete assholes. Swimming doesn’t seem likely unless it really rains. Weather looks a bit nipply Sat and warm clothes are highly recommended for circle. I will also be bringing a propane heater. Not the one from the Christmas trail, a better one. There is a chance of a Wolf sighting but Wolves are nocturnal so we shall see..

Bring:

WATER, IT MIGHT BE SUPER NICE!
Your fucking self and everything you need to survive a trail on your own.
Drinking vessels for Brass Monkeys at circle.

Why: Because you like drinking, period.

D’erections:
FROM HOUSTON: Who do I look like, Spōrk? Fucking put the where into your phone and get your own directions. Just make sure you go to the south side of 1488 and park by the pond.


FROM Twinkle Toes:

WE HAVE SURVIVED!! Since we're all vaccinated(you're vaccinated, right??!) and Covid numbers are going down like your Mom, the Brass Monkey hash will be returning to a more normal format!  

•YES we will have group start times!
•YES we will be having circles!
•YES we will have BEER AND MONKEYS!!!
•YES we will have $5 Hash Cash

Buuuuuutttt since Covid isn't 100% gone we're going to have a few changes:

•If covid numbers are up, Hares will lay trail A to A or A to A' - NO CARBACKS.
•Bring a drinking vessel! no more passing monkeys around the circle - and don't put the mouth of the 40 on the rim of your vessel.
•There will be hand sanitizer by the snacks and coolers. USE IT before touching common surfaces.
•Everyone has different comfort levels, if someone wants to keep their distance, or wear a mask, Respect their wishes.
•THE FRB helmet... how the fuck did we ever allow a cootie catcher like that to exist... Not sure



Questions? Comments? Concerns? Sorry, can't hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry.)
Cocktor Spork's #: (832) 372-5133
KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141
0n-0n,
-=Twinkle Toes=-