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Monday, May 20, 2024

A Trail to Remember

 







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 BMH3 #374 – 5/25/2024: A Trail to Remember

When:

Saturday, May Twenty-Fifth, TwentyTwentyFour
• Main Pack 3PM show, 3:30PM Go


Where:

Alden Bridge, The Woodlands, TX 77354
https://maps.app.goo.gl/CwcMA8WisNX9kCCDA?g_st=ic
30.210388, -95.565674

Hares:

Ivanna and Indiana

Sidenote:

FROM THE HARES:
Join us for a trail to remember...and an on after you might forget! We promise trail will be laid before you start! There might be shot check challenges, there might be a celebration with cake and balloons. We promise it will be a fun day!  Trail will be between 0.69 and 6.9 miles.  Trail will be wet and dry.  Trail will be sunny and shady.  Beer check will have beer and maybe a few other beverages.  On after will have a pool and food.  Time to celebrate the beginning of summer before it is too hot.

From Twinkle:  Starting to get warm out there, make sure you hydrate before trail, and bring water to drink on/after trail!

Bring:

WATER, IT IS HOT!
Your fucking self and everything you need to survive a trail on your own.
Drinking vessels for Brass Monkeys at circle.

Why: Because you like drinking, period.

D’erections:
FROM HOUSTON: Who do I look like, Spōrk? Fucking put the where into your phone and get your own directions.

Questions? Comments? Concerns? Sorry, can't hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry.)
Cocktor Spork's #: (832) 372-5133
KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141
0n-0n,
-=Twinkle Toes=-

Monday, May 06, 2024

BMH3 #373 – 5/11/2024: CockULator



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 BMH3 #373 – 5/11/2024: CockULator


When:

Saturday, May Eleventh, TwentyTwentyFour
• Main Pack 3PM show, 3:30PM Go


Where:

Cypress Creek Park at Timberlane
2114 Naplechase Crest Dr, Spring, TX 77373
https://maps.app.goo.gl/HRgjQbh7KucRUemV6
30.044595906356869, -95.40365055944569

Hares:

CockULator

Sidenote:

FROM THE HARES:
I think it looks pretty fun. I'm going to try to bring it in around 4 miles since it's not supposed to be too hot.
At least one beer check. We can only hope cypress creek will be low enough for a water crossing, but I will do my best to get everyone wet.

From Twinkle:  Starting to get warm out there, make sure you hydrate before trail, and bring water to drink on/after trail!

Bring:

WATER, IT IS HOT!
Your fucking self and everything you need to survive a trail on your own.
Drinking vessels for Brass Monkeys at circle.

Why: Because you like drinking, period.

D’erections:
FROM HOUSTON: Who do I look like, Spōrk? Fucking put the where into your phone and get your own directions.

Questions? Comments? Concerns? Sorry, can't hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry.)
Cocktor Spork's #: (832) 372-5133
KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141
0n-0n,
-=Twinkle Toes=-