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BMH3 #376 – 06/22/2024 Peg the Pirate Raiders
When:
Saturday, June TwentySecond• Main Pack 3PM show, 3:30PM Go
Where:
Parking-Lake at Springwoods Village Nature Preserve
Trailhead by Exxon. !!! NOT the neighborhood next to it. Turn on Holzwarth Rd and keep going straight. Follow the park road past the gate and there will be a big parking area on the right. !!!
30.102958006719216, -95.45589909425924
Hares:
Peg Leg Hooker and Womb RaiderSidenote:
FROM THE HARES:In honor of our names Peg Leg Hooker and Womb Raider trail will be Pirate themed. All this really means is a rum shot check and you can say Arrrr to your hearts content. But if you dress like a pirate we won’t be mad. Trail will be between 3-4 miles with plenty of shiggy and thorns. Expect water crossings unless creek is high and looks like it could send the pack to Davy Jones’s locker. Have no fear there is plenty of good shiggy even if we have to stay on one side of the creek. Arrrr Arrrr!
Bring:
WATER, IT IS HOT!Your fucking self and everything you need to survive a trail on your own.
Drinking vessels for Brass Monkeys at circle.
Why: Because you like drinking, period.
D’erections:
FROM HOUSTON: Who do I look like, Spōrk? Fucking put the where into your phone and get your own directions.
Questions? Comments? Concerns? Sorry, can't hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry.)
Cocktor Spork's #: (832) 372-5133
KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141
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-=Twinkle Toes=-
