BMH3 #409 09/27/2025 Epic Fail and L2D2 Slutty Bridesmaid Mimosa Mile and Galveston Wedding Dress Invasion!
ALERT
ALERT ALERT!!!! THIS IS NOT A NORMAL MONKEY TRAIL!!!! This will be a
prelube to the Galveston H3 Wedding dress run! Details are Below, it's in Galveston. Read the deets, and get a hotel room!
When:
Saturday, September TwentySeventh TwentyTwentyfive
• Main Pack 1PM show, 1:30PM Go
Where:
1306 19th St, Galveston, TX 77550(Just a half mile from the Hash Hotel, the Mariner Inn, you booked your hotel room right?)
29.29832968441469, -94.78628650332369
Hares:
Epic FailL2D2
Sidenote:
FROM THE HARES:
According to the esteemed media outlet, HuffPo, 24% of Bridesmaids hook up at weddings.
Enter, the Slutty Bridesmaid mimosa mile and pre-lube to the Wedding Dress Run brought to you by Brass Monkey H3.
The start will be at 1 pm at 1306 19th St, a half mile walk from the hash hotel.
There will be a mimosa mile around 1:30 pm. It’s like a beer mile, but with more bubbles and orange juice. Bring a vessel.
Do the mimosa mile? Get half-ass, wedding appropriate, slutty gimmies.
There will be snacks, beer, socializing, and a circle that wraps up in time for you to get dressed up for the wedding dress.
Bring:
WATER, IT IS HOT!
Your fucking self and everything you need to survive a trail on your own.
Drinking vessels for Brass Monkeys at circle.
Bridesmaid dress
Wedding dress
Why: Because you like drinking, period.
D’erections:
FROM HOUSTON: Who do I look like, Spōrk? Fucking put the where into your phone and get your own directions.
Questions? Comments? Concerns? Sorry, can't hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry.)
Signal Group: https://signal.group/#CjQKIIalOA2myD7a6NUErlTmIA_iDCTrKoGL43hBJ7iRz17rEhBDput_QcfdV2rzWyvK5iZ6
Cocktor Spork's #: (832) 372-5133
KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141
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-=Twinkle Toes=-
INFO FOR THE GALVESTON WEDDING DRESS RUN:
The event for the wedding dress run is here: https://fb.me/e/9V7Xbz7IG but since not everyone is in the Galveston group, here are the details:
When: September 27th 6:30PM
Where: Galveston Historic Strand
Lodging: The Mariner Inn - https://maps.app.goo.gl/2eYw4Kv63rVc5W4XA
The event for the wedding dress run is here: https://fb.me/e/9V7Xbz7IG but since not everyone is in the Galveston group, here are the details:
When: September 27th 6:30PM
Where: Galveston Historic Strand
Lodging: The Mariner Inn - https://maps.app.goo.gl/2eYw4Kv63rVc5W4XA
You
are cordially invited to take your liver on a wild ride while renewing
your commitment to the hash. The Galveston Hash invites you to wear your
favorite wedding dress and create a procession on The Strand in
Galveston.The cost for the hash is FREE, but you'll need $$ for the bar
stops. There will be many. This is a marathon pub crawl. Hash Hotel will
be The Mariner Inn. https://maps.app.goo.gl/2eYw4Kv63rVc5W4XA
I, drunken hasher take thee, the Hash House Harriers, to be my favorite distraction to have and to hold from this day forward, for better, or more likely worse, for richer, no definitely poorer, in hangover and in health, to attend and to promote, till death do us part ( hopefully not on this trail), according to G's holy ordinance; and thereto I pledge thee my faith."
I, drunken hasher take thee, the Hash House Harriers, to be my favorite distraction to have and to hold from this day forward, for better, or more likely worse, for richer, no definitely poorer, in hangover and in health, to attend and to promote, till death do us part ( hopefully not on this trail), according to G's holy ordinance; and thereto I pledge thee my faith."
